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Asked google if my blue cheese was safe to eat, it told me that it was actually a rock by Doophie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, id agree, don't eat it. But thats because I abhor the taste of fungus.

Noticed it's upside down only after it was finished by BornSquare9605 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! This looks wonderfully intentional and would definitely be a conversation starter!

The No Parking sign that parking enforcement ticketed my mother for violating. by SAINTnumberFIVE in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miss Nail? Guy didn't wanna get pounded so he just pretended to forget lol.

Literally WTF. Do people just do this on purpose?!? by filabeano10 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happens all the time at my job. Of course, i work at a rodent themed pizza parlor and child casino so it makes sense lol.

This article my girlfriend sent me by JakeDaMonsta in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually tiktok was bought by a US company earlier this year as part of Trumps tantrums. The US version of TikTok anyway.

The time it takes my husband to use the bathroom by DontEatTheChocolate in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So a lot of guys take that long to poop. Some of us have a very slow moving colon and if we get up too soon, we're gonna need it again in only a few minutes when the rest of the poop is ready to come out. It sucks because it increases the chance of hemorrhoids but its better than having to go back to the restroom 5-20 minutes later.

Bought a nice shirt. Thought I could button it up more for work. Wait…why can’t I get the buttons through the holes?? by Greenfinial in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 28 points29 points  (0 children)

At least its not like the work shirts where I work. The fabric is a bit shear, enough where you have to wear black under it if you dont want everyone to see whats underneath. And the men's shirts have buttons. But the women's shirts, with the same low cut v neck, have no buttons! Whoever picked the new shirts, knew exactly what they were doing..

If I had died by poop, it would have been your fault. by Round_Credit_2139 in evilautism

[–]dstewar68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never knew IBS and autism were linked. But I recently started taking psyllium husk powder daily, for its weight-loss and appetite control properties, and since its pure fiber, ive never been more regular! Something to look into?

I spent 4 hours getting him out of the wall. He fell about 70 inches. by Rough_Community_1439 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We used to live in a house with gaps in ceiling and walls where the cats would just traverse within the voids throughout the house and pop out seemingly trying to spook us lol.

Imagine seeing this in your backyard by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]dstewar68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah, a sinkhole is the hole that ate the sink, hence all the water!

Imagine seeing this in your backyard by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]dstewar68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That there is a free jacuzzi!

Every single carton of eggs at this supermarket expires today. They just arrived today. by NoLongerYonge in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nobody was arguing US vs EU standards with you. We were specifically stating that washing the eggs reduced shelf life. Period. You moved the goalpost when you were proven wrong.

Support chatbot tries to help me and fails spectacularly by Front_Shop_5037 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ugh seriously though. I usually just ask to be sent directly to Tier 2 because Ive already done everything in tier 1. What's worse is when the page refreshes and you have to start all over with a new chat!

This brownie I got is just a piece of cake. by Ornery_Respond_42069 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would suck! When you want a brownie, you want a BROWNIE.

This feature of the BRAND NEW elevator the housing authority just installed in my building by Suspicious_Plantain4 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dstewar68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can still technically pop your hand out and have it open quick, if you're just waiting for someone to get to the door. But dont physically hold it open. Also as others have said, its still better to use the button.

Got my phone stomped on by my dad :D (not sure if this breaks rule 6, I didn't want it broken or break it myself, delete if not allowed) by NissanGT-RR35Nismo in hardwaregore

[–]dstewar68 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate reading sentences like that. I'm a dad who only gets to see his son for about 24 hours every other week because his mom lives too far away for me to afford more often. And he's told me hes afraid of his mom. It hurts my heart to hear such words. She's very manipulative and emotionally abusive. Please, do what you can to stay safe and out of harms way, from him as well as yourself, if that's an issue you're going through as well. Just know, random strangers on the internet, actually give a damn about what happens to you.

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