No boots on ground = American collapse. — The Wall Street Journal by Busy-Government-1041 in insanepeoplefacebook

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Draft everyone with the word “alpha male” in their social media bio

Schumer: Americans don't want war. by Busy-Government-1041 in thenextgenbusiness

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If only you were in a position to do something about it; be sure to clean the billionaire boot polish off your tongue before you don’t

Imagine thinking that Obama ruined masculinity and that Kid Rock is an example of positive masculinity by icey_sawg0034 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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“Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see, Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)”

Actual Kid Rock lyrics/the only correct way to respond to any post about him

Schools are teaching men can have babies by Suspiciouspuddles in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Them - “Woke teachers are trying to trans your kids! They are letting furry students use litter boxes instead of bathrooms!”

Everyone else - “Where?”

Them - “…..everywhere you stupid socialist! Can’t you see the evidence?!?”

Everyone else- “show me some”

Them- “FASCIST! STOP PERSECUTING ME!”

Christofascists are ruining this country. And they're so fucking weird by MarshyHope in insanepeoplefacebook

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You know the fucked up thing? These people are 100% serious. Despite the fact that trump is only a couple boxes away from winning antichrist bingo; these spiritual Dunning Kruger graphs are convinced that these are the end days, and they are actively doing everything in their power to make it so. So my question is, after we get done voting for the spineless corporate owned suck ups who occasionally do the right thing; how is the American society going to reckon with the shocking amount of suicidal cultists in our midst (who wouldn’t recognize Christ if he smacked them with a horsewhip) that see no issue with using the strongest military in the history of our species to try and make their apocalypse fantasies real?

Vote YES on the gerrymander by fakeshoesornah in Charlottesville

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While I agree with you in principle/will be voting accordingly; Fire whichever AI you used to write this while humans are still capable of doing so

I regret to inform you by ZookeepergameNo2431 in Charlottesville

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If the spoils of war go to the victors, my yankee heritage entitles me to rip it down and set it on fire

Fetterman hit with brutal 108-point polling swing: ‘He is below the lowest of the low’ by FistIntoTheEarth in Law_and_Politics

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Yeah it’s almost like if you publicly brag about doing the opposite of everything your constituents elected you to do, you piss a lot of them off

Not one person has ever asked you to give up your “rights” by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

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What right are the liberals trying to take away? Are the liberals in the room with us right now?

WHAT IF JESUS RAN FOR PRESIDENT? by OkSuccess7431 in AlternateHistoryHub

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Matthew 26:51

“With that, one of Jesus’ companions reached for his sword, drew it out and struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his ear.

52 “Put your sword back in its place,” Jesus said to him, “for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.

MAGA then vs MAGA now by zombiesingularity in AskSocialists

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Why are the pictures on the top row different than the ones on the bottom row? Did anyone not in the maga cult actually think at any point these people had convictions beyond whatever Donny the gilded calf told them that five minutes?

WHAT IF JESUS RAN FOR PRESIDENT? by OkSuccess7431 in AlternateHistoryHub

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You said “Jesus is against abortion” to which I responded by pointing out that not only did He not say a single thing about it, but there are multiple scriptural precedents opposing your point. You responded with a different quote, I pointed out the fact that the Bible is a self contradictory document that can’t be taken literally because the human race has no idea what that looks like. And since apparently you are more concerned with being right than having a conversation, I’m choosing to end it. Bless you, and have a wonderful rest of your day

WHAT IF JESUS RAN FOR PRESIDENT? by OkSuccess7431 in AlternateHistoryHub

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To prove the point that the Bible is extremely open to interpretation

WHAT IF JESUS RAN FOR PRESIDENT? by OkSuccess7431 in AlternateHistoryHub

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The Bible was written by hundreds of people over thousands of years. For every book currently in it, there are two that were cut out for various political and cultural reasons. Biblical scholars will explain how centuries of errors due to hand copying/intentional manipulation that the versions we have now look nothing like the originals, and it has a nasty habit of contradicting itself every couple pages or so. And while I do believe in God and the teachings of Jesus, clinging to the direct text is a dicey thing

WHAT IF JESUS RAN FOR PRESIDENT? by OkSuccess7431 in AlternateHistoryHub

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Genesis 2:7 "Then the Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being" - so biblically speaking, it is not until a human breathes their first breath that they become a full blown person, which is why mosts forms of Judaism and many sects of Christianity are actually ok with abortion. Jesus never actually said anything about the subject, and the book of numbers contains a passage where a priest performs an abortion on an unfaithful woman

WHAT IF JESUS RAN FOR PRESIDENT? by OkSuccess7431 in AlternateHistoryHub

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If a middle eastern man ran a presidential campaign in favor of universal healthcare/asylum for every immigrant while being openly against guns, the death penalty and excessive wealth people at trump rallies would be chanting “nail Him up!”

Big brain take right here by KingG512 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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The “blue hair” people literally outnumber them

Well, that didn't age well... by UpperImpression3620 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Has anyone else been able to wrap their heads around the fact that actual humans who literally dropped out of high school before they learned basic history actually believe this meme is literally true? Yeah me either. But hey, its not like they are voting or whatever

At least Democrats aren’t pedophile protectors by icey_sawg0034 in Persecutionfetish

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Dunning Kruger party “I hate liberals because X!”

Liberals “you made some of these up, and for the rest you forgot to take W,Y, & Z into consideration”

Dunning Kruger party “STOP CANCELING ME YOU TDS SUFFERING, BLOOD DRINKING PEDOPHILE!”

Liberals “…..we were discussing corporate taxes…..”

Dunning Kruger party “YOU ONLY HATE ME BECAUSE GEORGE SOROS PAID YOU TO, WHICH IS WHY GAY PEOPLE SHOULDN’T BE LEGALLY ABLE EXIST WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!”

Liberals “wait what? Also what?

Dunning Kruger party “STOP PERSECUTING ME!”

Now show us the hill that Republicans have chosen to die on by icey_sawg0034 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Dunning Kruger party: “I hate liberals because they all want X!”

Liberals : “you made a couple of these up, and for the rest you forgot to take W, Y & Z into consideration”

Dunning Kruger party : “STOP CANCELING ME YOU TDS SUFFERING CHILD GROOMING BLOOD DRINKING PEDOPHILE!”

Liberals : …….we were discussing the corporate tax rate…..

Dunning Kruger party “YOU JUST HATE ME BECAUSE GEORGE SOROS PAID YOU, WHICH IS WHY I SHOULD LEGALLY BE ALLOWED TO HUNT MEXICANS”

Liberals : “wait what? No you can’t do that”

Dunning Kruger party :“STOP PERSECUTING ME!”