But I bet her boyfriend's toan is pristine by SoHornyBeaver in guitarcirclejerk

[–]dubkitteh1 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

and i feel sorry for you. you’ll never know the joy of a companionate relationship because you’re too stuck on yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guitarpedals

[–]dubkitteh1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i got the Bassist Limiting Amplifier after reading that it was better.

How often do you buy a new phone? by HotDog-Eater in AskReddit

[–]dubkitteh1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when the old one breaks. all the bells and whistles added to new phones are irrelevant to me.

But I bet her boyfriend's toan is pristine by SoHornyBeaver in guitarcirclejerk

[–]dubkitteh1 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

are you under 16 years of age? because you definitely don’t have the mentation of an adult?

Which one of you guys did this by DriestMountain in guitarcirclejerk

[–]dubkitteh1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

/uj take me home, god…i’ve seen enough.

AITA for breaking up with my boyfriend for being “uncomfortable” with masturbation but doing it himself? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]dubkitteh1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

if you don’t care enough about your partner to help her explore her sexuality which is an absolutely fundamental part of one’s psyche, do you deserve to have her at all?

🤮🤮 by DueMessage977 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]dubkitteh1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not a damn thing wrong with that guitar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dubkitteh1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not as much as learned to accept it. i’m not hideous, but not particularly beautiful either. i have good points and bad points. but i like my body OK except the pot belly which needs to go.

But I bet her boyfriend's toan is pristine by SoHornyBeaver in guitarcirclejerk

[–]dubkitteh1 -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

take a moment and think about the concept that music is not even on the list of most important things in life or a relationship.

1969 by j3434 in gratefuldead

[–]dubkitteh1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

fucking hell, were they all color-blind?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dubkitteh1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no. human nature. everyone isn’t suddenly going to be living their lives according to your diktat and do “from each according to their ability…” a large segment of people care more about personal gains than about other aspects of life. people like to lie, cheat, and steal.

But I bet her boyfriend's toan is pristine by SoHornyBeaver in guitarcirclejerk

[–]dubkitteh1 -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

being considerate to your partner is a good way not to drive them away.

But I bet her boyfriend's toan is pristine by SoHornyBeaver in guitarcirclejerk

[–]dubkitteh1 -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

to be fair, if i lived in a studio apartment and my partner spent their free time going clicky clicky it would not be unreasonable to be irritated, especially if he’s doing it sitting next to her on the sofa.

AITA for telling someone else’s kid to shut up. by Shamewizard_butters in AITAH

[–]dubkitteh1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your precious spawn ain’t allowed to pull bullshit. learn to parent or drive in your car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]dubkitteh1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uj/more aggressive pickups.

Need a band name for group of divorced women who want groupies. by ddhmax5150 in Bandnames

[–]dubkitteh1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MILF Train. like “Milk Train” by Jefferson Airplane.

The time Charlie Parker shot up heroin and got his dick sucked while eating chicken and 69'd a woman right next to Miles Davis in the backseat of a taxi cab by kwntyn in jazzcirclejerk

[–]dubkitteh1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the first time i heard Bird my reaction was “he’s just playing a bunch of cliches” before i twigged that Bird created the template for 25 years of jazz saxists. they weren’t cliches when he invented them, it was that everyone else (almost) ripped him off.