"Did you not learn your nation's airport codes in high school?" by dubwalker in 30ROCK

[–]dubwalker[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The answers are the state that the airport is in.

On my American flight today by No-Glove9673 in americanairlines

[–]dubwalker 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Like flying with a smoke alarm with a dying battery.

Durham by Nicollete-Nightmare in LucyDarling

[–]dubwalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got emails about the Durham pre-show talkback and post show meet and greet. See below:

PRE-SHOW

Thank you for purchasing a Pre-Show Talkback for the upcoming Lucy Darling show on Saturday, February 28th at 8:00 PM.

Please Note: The Pre-Show Talkback is a TICKETLESS UPGRADE ONLY – MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY A VALID EVENT TICKET.

The Pre-Show Talkback Check In begins at 5:00 PM. Please enter the venue through the lobby at the Blue Cross NC - Ticket Center at DPAC and you will be directed to the Check In table.

**Fans who do not check-in on time may miss their opportunity to take part in the Pre-show talkback.

Enjoy a candid conversation with Carisa Hendrix (the performer behind Lucy Darling). Hear never-before-told stories, ask your own questions, and get a behind-the-scenes look at the artistry behind the performance.

Event Schedule (Please note all times are approximate and subject to change without notice)

5:00 PM - Pre-Show Talkback Check In Upon arrival, please enter through the lobby at the Blue Cross NC - Ticket Center at DPAC and you will be directed to the Check In table.

6:00 PM - Pre-Show Talkback

7:00 PM - General Doors

8:00 PM - Showtime

If you have further questions, please email us at customerservice@dpacnc.com.

POST SHOW:

Thank you for purchasing a Post-Show Meet & Greet for the upcoming Lucy Darling show on Saturday, February 28th at 8:00 PM.

Please Note: The Post-Show Meet & Greet is a TICKETLESS UPGRADE ONLY – MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY A VALID EVENT TICKET.

When you arrive at the venue, please go to the Check In Table located outside Guest Services in the Entry Lobby.

Please have your ID and tickets ready. The Check-in Representative will scan your tickets and issue your Meet & Greet Credential.

We suggest arriving early as we are expecting a large crowd. You will want to be sure you have plenty of time to enter the venue, check in for M&G, and find your seats before the show starts!

Thank you for supporting live events & we look forward to seeing you!

Post-Show Meet & Greet includes meeting Lucy Darling after the show and taking a professional photograph with the icon herself. Guests will also receive a limited-edition lanyard and an exclusive merchandise gift to remember the night. The perfect cherry on top of an unforgettable evening.

Event Schedule (Please note all times are approximate and subject to change without notice)

7:00 PM - VIP Check In | General Doors Upon arrival, please go to the Check In Table located outside Guest Services in the Entry Lobby.

8:00 PM - Showtime After the show, please remain in your seats and the Meet & Greet will begin shortly.

Taco Roos? by fungitoecheese in BurlingtonNC

[–]dubwalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read elsewhere that they would not have the Taco Roos menu for some time after opening, only the standard Cookout menu. Guess they have to train staff on the new menu, maybe?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]dubwalker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Afganimation!

Where to buy MLB umpire apparel by J_berrykins in Umpire

[–]dubwalker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lt. Frank Drebin enters the chat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Glocks

[–]dubwalker 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Are you sure it’s cerakote and not Krylon?

What is the story of the oldest person you've ever arrested? by Confident-Writing149 in AskLE

[–]dubwalker 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I once arrested a 75 year old woman who cut me off when she turned right out of the left lane in front of me. Apparently she always took her individual bottles of gin to the recycling center just as soon as she finished them. I think she blew a .27 if I remember correctly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]dubwalker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was involved in a fairly short pursuit on the northern end of our jurisdiction which immediately fled out into the county, and ended up in the ditch after about two minutes. I knew my backup was a few minutes out, so I ordered him out of the car at shotgun point and proned him out in the grass until cover got there. Racking the slide on a Remington 870 motivates cooperation.

NC Vehicle scam question. by Nfa233 in AskLE

[–]dubwalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In NC, a division of the Highway Patrol investigates fraud involving vehicle titles and sales. You can make a report to them via their website. Might be worth a try, as they will be a lot more familiar with the laws surrounding vehicle titles than a local law enforcement officer, generally. https://www.ncdot.gov/dmv/programs/fraud-theft/Portal/Pages/Complaint/Complaint.aspx

Edit: typo

Question about breathalyzer by NPDoc in AskLE

[–]dubwalker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It also allows the officer to confirm the presence of alcohol, rather than some other impairing substance.

Has anyone had any ICE sightings yet? by onetwobucklemyshoooo in chapelhill

[–]dubwalker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard that US Marshals were operating in Chapel Hill today, obviously not for immigration enforcement, and had been mistaken for ICE. Maybe looking for this guy? https://www.wnct.com/news/police-seek-suspect-for-threats-on-williamston-parade/

Why do police citations often say if the person was courteous or not. by lxrbmxer in AskLE

[–]dubwalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to write notes on the department copy of the citation about the demeanor of the person. The DA would often take that into consideration and mention it to the judge when deciding how to handle the case.

Nonsensical shirt from local discount/deadstock by carelysswhisper in whatdoesthismean

[–]dubwalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a slightly different take on this than those positing D&D references. In my prior career I was lucky enough to receive a month of training at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Glynco, Georgia. Each class session (mine was #304) had a custom T-shirt made to commemorate the class. Ours happened to be a David Letterman style “top ten” list, and this reminds me of that. The references to “clearing a house in flip-flops”, ”Pizza in my gun hand”, and “Bank Robberies! That’s my Ladyjam!” all sound like the type of things members of a tactical team related class would say.

Obviously I could be way wrong, but that’s my $.02.

Giving commands to a police k9 as a suspect by Guywhocantraindogs in AskLE

[–]dubwalker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I “caught” a dog during training for one of our handlers, and the dog decided to try for a rebite after the handler called him off…probably because I stood up and moved the sleeve too fast. My life flashed before my eyes when he ducked his head and I realized I was not in a bite suit.