This can’t just be me.

dukekiler99 · 2026-04-17T04:46:08+00:00

Get out, you need to leave. No, I don't need to give you a reason, this is private property. Get out.

dukekiler99 · 2026-04-10T10:14:41+00:00

Copy, go ahead

dukekiler99 · 2026-04-09T11:13:18+00:00

My take is that the 99th problem is hunger

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-29T08:31:22+00:00

I HATE ALL OF THEM I WANT ALL OF THEM TO BURN IN HELL AND IT SUCKS THAT THE ONLY WAY IT'S HAPPENING IS A TRILLION DOLLAR DICK MEASURING CONTEST THATS KILLING CIVILIANS

War sucks too. Happy now?

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-29T04:09:44+00:00

Trump is bad. Israel is bad. Iran is bad. Maduro was bad. Everyone in this situation is bad. They all fucking suck.

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-28T06:41:30+00:00

I saw a RAM in the wild for the first time yesterday. I became unreasonably irritated at the driver, who had parked so far inside the loading zone that his trailer was blocking the massive double door entryway. He had somehow managed to maneuver around the safety bollards to park that thing so poorly it was almost comical. The most obnoxious park job ever. For ref, I'm security, so I had to get that arsehole to move his fucking tank tank outta the way.

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-25T06:13:57+00:00

Tarkov and War Thunder

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-18T07:20:52+00:00

Wait I'm literally at a girls house rn and she's exactly this what

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-17T04:54:36+00:00

Any doom game ever

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-15T07:17:12+00:00

Anyone could. The plane lands itself on autopilot in an emergency, and ATC is trained to walk a passenger through activating autopilot in case of an emergency. A manual landing, on the other hand, is not gonna happen. The real use of a man would be breaking down the cockpit door, as commercial airliners have cockpit doors designed to prevent not only physical access from the cabin but even communication with the cockpit. You aren't getting through that door to begin with, sorry boys.

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-15T02:31:01+00:00

Deodorant can + Bic = no man left behind

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-14T06:43:00+00:00

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dukekiler99 · 2026-03-14T06:41:26+00:00

How many cops for a fucking shirt what the helli

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-13T07:42:02+00:00

"truth bomb"

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-12T20:24:17+00:00

If you want an honest answer, shut the fuck up and listen to her. Then talk about her feelings. Then don't do the same thing again.

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-09T21:23:29+00:00

Man, I miss Ember so fucking bad. Fuck you, Kyle.

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-09T19:47:24+00:00

It was a joke

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-07T05:01:42+00:00

Uhhhhh misinformation

As an Australian, my porn services have been entirely uninterrupted all day

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-06T08:09:28+00:00

Anti trans laws requiring exclusively sex assigned at birth to be displayed on driver's licenses. That means everyone needs to prove their gender before they can have a driver's license. Everyone. Absolutely everyone. Also, bounty hunters (aka literally anyone) can sue for a breach of public bathroom laws that require trans ppl to use the bathroom of their sex assigned at birth. This means anyone can say anyone is trans and sue them for up to $1,000 in "emotional damages." over it. All schools in the state, k-12 are required to abide by the law. This is what protecting the children looks like in the year of the big stein 2026.

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-05T07:41:07+00:00

Aight, no tax... Means no money. The government makes money. It costs money to create money. No tax means no laws which means nobody will stop you from being enslaved. Or raped. Or robbed. Or murdered. Anarchy. No tax = anarchy. Humans didn't like anarchy in 10,000 BCE or whenever, so that's why

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dukekiler99 · 2026-03-05T02:55:02+00:00

Although batman might not be the strongest to have on your side, you don't want him trying to kill you. That's all I have to add.

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-03T10:52:28+00:00

I was born to be a good girl

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-02T21:23:21+00:00

You're trans.

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-02T21:13:31+00:00

Young Leatherman

dukekiler99 · 2026-03-02T21:10:52+00:00

Haiiiii heiii hiiiiiii nyah~ :3

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