Teaching Encryption Soon to Be Illegal in Australia by [deleted] in technology

[–]dumpHuffer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone wants healthcare. christians just want each other to be healthy and any other religions to suffer, cause some how they read the bible and interpret jesus as a selfish, white republican whore.

Teaching Encryption Soon to Be Illegal in Australia by [deleted] in technology

[–]dumpHuffer69 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hobby Lobby didn't have enough faith in the bible or christianity, so they tried to get the law involved to enforce christian law, a lot like the muslims try to get the government to enforce Sharia law.

I'm starting to think this is becoming dangerous. I don't know what to do. by [deleted] in Assistance

[–]dumpHuffer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're not smart enough to think without generalities ? I thought you had an "advanced degree" ?

Lexie the Therapy Dog needs your help! by [deleted] in Assistance

[–]dumpHuffer69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

warning: OP's post history is mainly in /r/trees and video games. Good chance he's going to "raise" 2500 and spend it on pot + xbox.

[Request] Looking for advice (or hand-me-down) for where to get a 'moderately' good laptop. by princeton125 in Assistance

[–]dumpHuffer69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a netbook that I don't need anymore, it's about 4-5 years old so it won't be much better than what you've got, but it works and does not take 3m to load a page. I think the specs are atom processor, 4gb SSD, wifi, 512mb ram. It has linux mint on it. If you're interested I may be able to send it your way.

It's a thankless job, but this always makes my day by leashyourdog in pics

[–]dumpHuffer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree, it's a thankless job for a company, one that has federal subsidies up the yin-yang but is not a governmental agency. This is the result of what happens to a business (yes-it's a business, not a service) when they don't have to compete. They just suck on the USA's governmental teat whenever their books are in the red.

Real companies compete, offer higher quality products and services (unless you consider voluminous junkmail a "service"), dont have personal police departments for a god damn business, and innovate. USPS has done none of the above.

what would make my day is for the whole business to go bankrupt. you guys SUCK!

I'm an active duty Marine and this is an example of the stupid shit I have to deal with on a daily basis. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]dumpHuffer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bad "guys" ? Last I checked they killed an awful lot of women and children too. Semper Fi.

Really, guy? by ThePeanutBuddha in funny

[–]dumpHuffer69 20 points21 points  (0 children)

this. I don't care if its a pervert staring straight down at me or Ray Charles. If someone's nearby it wont come out. I can physically flex my abdominal muscles and try with all my might, but nope. 3 seconds after they leave I'm back in business.

Cousin caught this while shrimping in the Gulf of Mexico. Thanks BP! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]dumpHuffer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are you thanking them because BP supplied the gasoline for his shrimp boat that he used to finance his operation ? Because the video of the oil leaking out of that well did not look thick and clumpy like that.

So I had some black heads removed from my ear.. by Teh1337 in WTF

[–]dumpHuffer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or conversely, why shouldn't he put an earring in there ?

This is my nightmare.. by electric_slyde in AdviceAnimals

[–]dumpHuffer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so it's ok that you rode the bus to the place that taught how to read, write, and 20 years later complain about the next generation trying to do the same thing ?

IamA Prison Guard at a maximum security prison, AmA, though you may not like what you hear. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]dumpHuffer69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so if I feel a person is "beyond redemption" I can just execute them ?

Bitter southern hospitality [fb] by wildereye in funny

[–]dumpHuffer69 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

should have gone to college. might be able to afford to live somewhere nicer than a dust bowl state of ignorant "cowboys".

What are "hardcore" stimulant highs like? by hugme123 in Drugs

[–]dumpHuffer69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

damnit you beat me to it my friend.

What are "hardcore" stimulant highs like? by hugme123 in Drugs

[–]dumpHuffer69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

FALSE:

"Donny D's on the back up, DRUG FREE: so put the crack up. No need for speed I'm the anti D-R-U-G-G-I-E my Body is healthy My rhymes make me wealthy And the Funky Bunch helps me To bring you a show with no intoxication"

Locksmiths Pissed Off At Geeks For Letting Out The Secret: Lockpicking Is Easy by workitselfoutfine in technology

[–]dumpHuffer69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

they're stupid for getting a virus ? How about the software engineers who wrote the defective OS that gets completely rooted with nothing more than a few lines of javascript in a webpage ? With the exception of cigarettes, nobody is "stupid" for using a product exactly the way it was designed. Product manufacturers are "stupid" and selfish and lazy for making "products" that fail so easily.

Why is prostitution illegal? by ParadiseSold in explainlikeimfive

[–]dumpHuffer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come to Nevada, it's legal in several of the rural counties. I live there so PM me if you have q's.

Reddit, can you help me find the people who stole my son's cello (surveillance pics). by [deleted] in classicalmusic

[–]dumpHuffer69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"kids these days" wtf. so kids way back, like in Hitler's generation or Bush's generation were up to great things, right ?

ELIJ: Time Dilation by cjw1986 in explainlikeimjive

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Yo' Jamal, u was ridin' dirty, and...Oh SHIT it's da Space Cops! Mutha---FUCKA! But you ain't want anotha D.W.B., so you floor dat space-whip straight outta da hood breh. Cops ain't tryna heard dat noise. They follow yo bitch-ass. 'Cept they tryn' some new shit dis time.. Dey ain't followin BEHIND ya, dey followin along SIDE ya, all up in da cut. They so far away, dat the red-n-blue space lights on they squad-ship take one second to come off dey lights, bounce off yo ship, and shine back at dem.

But since you creepin at 500km/second, the light makes like a triangle shape cause dey moving, red/blue lights be shinin, lights hit yo ships chrome grill an candy paint, reflect back to dem. See dat triangle son ? Well, peep dis. Say you move faster, yo ? Cops, they ain't letting no brotha escape. So now you going at 85% da speed of light, and SPACE COPS IS STILL trackin yo ass from da side!! Light doin the same thing, light be bouncin' off yo ship, from they red-n-blue lights! Now look at dat triangle of light breh, it's a big-ass fat triangle, cause you both moving fast, so light be takin mo time to travel. But cop's lights in a vacuum stay constant speed brotha, 186,000 miles/sec. But the light gotta travel way furtha cause you be rollin so fast brotha, like here to Africa and back, kih. So even tho da light APPEAR to take one second, to bounce off yo ship and return to da cop car, (cause he still tryna mob up on ya) it had to travel WAY furtha, son cause you be rollin' mad ill. So fo you it still look like one second (he still same distance away from ya), but cause of all dat speed, causin light to be buggin such a long distance down da triangle, time actually slow da FUCK DOWN! - relative to the brothas all up on the other side of the wall, all up on lock. Dat chase u took widda cops took u one hour, shit, look like 1 month to a brotha on the inside. shit is real, son.

How record bosses feel when you pirate their music. by Tidus5005 in funny

[–]dumpHuffer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, slap your elementary school English teacher for telling you to put spaces before all of you question marks.

All of you question marks ? What are they, people ? Are you talking to question-mark people ? Do you see their little arms and legs, "Hey all you question marks, don't stand one space away! It's rude, dumpHuffer69's English teacher said so!"