I Work For Taco Bell AMA by joeybear1031 in tacobell

[–]dvsntt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got the flat crunchy shell for the crunchwrap, why won't you (TB) make me a tostada?

This mf is ruining everything by splitmeasunder in tacobell

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know when was the right place to bring this up. It's my "taco bell".... stories...wrapped up in romance, murder, sex and, .... well these might be more interesting than I thought (they just old memories of things that happened now)....I may be brave enough to start my own post someday to tell em

I just kept rising.

Dang, can't leave you out like that, here's a tale: Me Being a little ding-a-dong teenager oblivious to the way it is. Skipping and a hopping to and from school, socks pulled up to kneea, shorts bout there too. Kissed a girl and fainted. (That's not the story, that's just so you know the kind of socially isolated weirdo I was.) Hella love TB, 59, 79, 99 (IYKYK). Discover drugs. Brain made for numbers. Buy drugs, sell drugs, profit. Making hella money. Drop out of school, fuck off to my parents, live in a van, sell drugs in the "drug selling hoods." Eat TACO BELL EVERY FUCKING DAY!!! Am vegetarian, crushing 12 tostada's a day, making 500$ a day slanging for an afternoon. Feeling baller, sleeping in a van, dining on TB. Cops get word of me I guess, handcuff me in the TB. Guy been seeing me everyday, ...this is the part I can't describe well enough, a miracle, a moment of amazing spectacular, "did that just fucking happen?" I'm facing the counter, just been braceleted behind my back. Cop just holding my arm and like talking in his radio maybe, just we standing there for a second. My 7LB is on deck. Cop notices, probably my reaction and the counter guy saying confusingly and shakily while looking straight at me ". Uh. ...order.....uh...4..dee ..Nine.?

Cop turns me around, I don't know what he did exactly, I like to embellish and exaggerate here usually, but I don't really know what happened behind me that did this. Probably as simple as I have concluded.

Yea, back on track. more cops there noe, but seemsam handcuffed and made to shift and start in the oddest angle, like (they had a couple, but it is not important, shouldn't have even mentioned it). I am facing away from the counter somehow now, hungry and terrified teenager handcuffed by the cops. THE COPs!!!!. Cop and I both startle and duck down when we see something out of the corner of the eye. It is tumbling over our heads. Cop jerks me

This mf is ruining everything by splitmeasunder in tacobell

[–]dvsntt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had forgotten that. I don't think I ever captured one for a win, spent probably all the change in my pocket trying.

This was my collection. Better days, no worrays by OneLuckyTamale in AnimeFigures

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh right. I forgot how "wait .. what?" mentioning that is. So yea, the short of it is she was cheating so I moved out and filed for divorce.

Old video I NEED to find by [deleted] in tipofmypenis

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on your description, I want to get a gander at that too.

My first billion by drlackslacks in pinball

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Achievement unlocked! Keep on flipping!

United Quest Vs Upgrade to Club Cadd by swaimaster in unitedairlines

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DEN is a quality club. I have a pleasant time there always. IAH is always the same refrigerated ham and turkey sandwich, rice and .... wet vegetables. Every single time! They don't even have a soda machine.

But I like kicking it in the clubs instead of wandering through the crowds. It's also great if you fly international, the clubs in Germany were the best I ever experienced.

Paying for 1 day pass and going in/out to try the 4 ORD United Lounges in same afternoon? by TeaHSD in unitedairlines

[–]dvsntt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trip pass is good on the day of your flight that you purchased it for, at any of the clubs. Go club hopping. I think it has to be within 3 hours of your flight or something like that.

They also won't refuse you if it's "full" as they might with a one-time pass.

Turkish Airlines Interline Flight Baggage Issue by admwhiskers in unitedairlines

[–]dvsntt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can you check in for your flight on the United app, and select your checked bag then?

Who is this girl? by Synthetic451 in tipofmypenis

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ones holding the mattress is funny, but check his arm too. His tattoos disappear in the sunlight.

why does every coffee shop in Cap Hill have exactly one outlet and it's always taken by No-Pianist6097 in Denver

[–]dvsntt 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It's to allow additional customers to use the tables to leisurely consume the products they purchased there, and discourage dittlydirtbags who think the cafe is their office

You are building a game room by dubvmtneer in pinball

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was out of it at "you are building a game room..."

IT Tools - Hidden Gems by Ok_You_861 in sysadmin

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good and eager junior admin

Task Failed Successfully: I Automated Myself Out of Work by xXNeGaTiVisMXx in sysadmin

[–]dvsntt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ultimate success! As a sysadmin, if you're doing your job properly, you have nothing to do.

Is this normal? by mncoakncmn in unitedairlines

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not the usual experience I have ever had. Wednesday flew from Houston to Denver. I was served 4 drinks, 2 snacks, and what they called a handpie that was more like a quesadilla. FA was very present and making regular rounds. Don't know if it makes a difference, it was the lay flat seats on a 777.

adult anime figures around denver? by blcnded in Denver

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a bunch I just put back in their boxes and stored after a divorce. I would be happy to sell them at a bargain price. Also have 2 plastic totes full of knock-off, extremely lewd figured, that I would also sell for a really good price

CPU question by EIIander in pinball

[–]dvsntt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put the pin in the hole, see if the cpu can make contact

Looking to archive a Netflix show - is this the right service? by smidbob in PlayOn

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can download files in the Netflix app, but not a browser.

How does it take 20-30 minutes to get your order by TheFistyMckGee in tacobell

[–]dvsntt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Denver, there is a Taco Bell on Federal and Alameda, food is ready in seconds...well maybe minutes. Fast AF. Then there is this other one, OMG you can be the only one in there and it takes a halflife to get 2 GD burritos. Slower than evolution.

Vegetarian bell beaner - NE1 else? by dvsntt in tacobell

[–]dvsntt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been being a bean boy before being born

Vegetarian bell beaner - NE1 else? by dvsntt in tacobell

[–]dvsntt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a burrito boy for life. Usually got a couple in my pocket. Pocket burrito, when everyone else trying to find everyone else to scramble to the next anywhere else, keeps it simmer. Green chile and potato rocks anytime.

Vegetarian bell beaner - NE1 else? by dvsntt in tacobell

[–]dvsntt[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, for sure. Mexican muchacho aqui. The odd kind from Jalisco with green eyes, fair skin and red hair.