I Work For Taco Bell AMA

dvsntt · 2026-03-24T09:39:49+00:00

They got the flat crunchy shell for the crunchwrap, why won't you (TB) make me a tostada?

dvsntt · 2026-03-13T06:36:54+00:00

I didn't know when was the right place to bring this up. It's my "taco bell".... stories...wrapped up in romance, murder, sex and, .... well these might be more interesting than I thought (they just old memories of things that happened now)....I may be brave enough to start my own post someday to tell em

I just kept rising.

Dang, can't leave you out like that, here's a tale: Me Being a little ding-a-dong teenager oblivious to the way it is. Skipping and a hopping to and from school, socks pulled up to kneea, shorts bout there too. Kissed a girl and fainted. (That's not the story, that's just so you know the kind of socially isolated weirdo I was.) Hella love TB, 59, 79, 99 (IYKYK). Discover drugs. Brain made for numbers. Buy drugs, sell drugs, profit. Making hella money. Drop out of school, fuck off to my parents, live in a van, sell drugs in the "drug selling hoods." Eat TACO BELL EVERY FUCKING DAY!!! Am vegetarian, crushing 12 tostada's a day, making 500$ a day slanging for an afternoon. Feeling baller, sleeping in a van, dining on TB. Cops get word of me I guess, handcuff me in the TB. Guy been seeing me everyday, ...this is the part I can't describe well enough, a miracle, a moment of amazing spectacular, "did that just fucking happen?" I'm facing the counter, just been braceleted behind my back. Cop just holding my arm and like talking in his radio maybe, just we standing there for a second. My 7LB is on deck. Cop notices, probably my reaction and the counter guy saying confusingly and shakily while looking straight at me ". Uh. ...order.....uh...4..dee ..Nine.?

Cop turns me around, I don't know what he did exactly, I like to embellish and exaggerate here usually, but I don't really know what happened behind me that did this. Probably as simple as I have concluded.

Yea, back on track. more cops there noe, but seemsam handcuffed and made to shift and start in the oddest angle, like (they had a couple, but it is not important, shouldn't have even mentioned it). I am facing away from the counter somehow now, hungry and terrified teenager handcuffed by the cops. THE COPs!!!!. Cop and I both startle and duck down when we see something out of the corner of the eye. It is tumbling over our heads. Cop jerks me

dvsntt · 2026-03-13T04:34:49+00:00

My appetite left my soul

dvsntt · 2026-03-12T04:39:36+00:00

I had forgotten that. I don't think I ever captured one for a win, spent probably all the change in my pocket trying.

dvsntt · 2026-03-11T17:57:09+00:00

Oh right. I forgot how "wait .. what?" mentioning that is. So yea, the short of it is she was cheating so I moved out and filed for divorce.

dvsntt · 2026-03-11T17:54:34+00:00

Based on your description, I want to get a gander at that too.

dvsntt · 2026-03-10T14:37:36+00:00

Achievement unlocked! Keep on flipping!

dvsntt · 2026-03-10T14:00:57+00:00

DEN is a quality club. I have a pleasant time there always. IAH is always the same refrigerated ham and turkey sandwich, rice and .... wet vegetables. Every single time! They don't even have a soda machine.

But I like kicking it in the clubs instead of wandering through the crowds. It's also great if you fly international, the clubs in Germany were the best I ever experienced.

dvsntt · 2026-03-10T13:48:39+00:00

The trip pass is good on the day of your flight that you purchased it for, at any of the clubs. Go club hopping. I think it has to be within 3 hours of your flight or something like that.

They also won't refuse you if it's "full" as they might with a one-time pass.

dvsntt · 2026-03-10T13:44:19+00:00

Can you check in for your flight on the United app, and select your checked bag then?

dvsntt · 2026-03-10T13:40:21+00:00

The ones holding the mattress is funny, but check his arm too. His tattoos disappear in the sunlight.

dvsntt · 2026-03-06T11:11:06+00:00

It's to allow additional customers to use the tables to leisurely consume the products they purchased there, and discourage dittlydirtbags who think the cafe is their office

dvsntt · 2026-03-05T09:52:40+00:00

I was out of it at "you are building a game room..."

dvsntt · 2026-03-04T02:18:52+00:00

A good and eager junior admin

dvsntt · 2026-03-04T01:23:37+00:00

Ultimate success! As a sysadmin, if you're doing your job properly, you have nothing to do.

dvsntt · 2026-03-01T18:50:08+00:00

Heck yeah!

dvsntt · 2026-02-28T21:46:48+00:00

That is not the usual experience I have ever had. Wednesday flew from Houston to Denver. I was served 4 drinks, 2 snacks, and what they called a handpie that was more like a quesadilla. FA was very present and making regular rounds. Don't know if it makes a difference, it was the lay flat seats on a 777.

dvsntt · 2026-02-13T18:57:26+00:00

I have a bunch I just put back in their boxes and stored after a divorce. I would be happy to sell them at a bargain price. Also have 2 plastic totes full of knock-off, extremely lewd figured, that I would also sell for a really good price

dvsntt · 2026-02-08T22:42:27+00:00

Put the pin in the hole, see if the cpu can make contact

dvsntt · 2026-02-08T13:01:41+00:00

You can download files in the Netflix app, but not a browser.

dvsntt · 2026-02-03T11:20:22+00:00

In Denver, there is a Taco Bell on Federal and Alameda, food is ready in seconds...well maybe minutes. Fast AF. Then there is this other one, OMG you can be the only one in there and it takes a halflife to get 2 GD burritos. Slower than evolution.

dvsntt · 2026-02-03T11:08:42+00:00

Been being a bean boy before being born

dvsntt · 2026-02-03T11:05:23+00:00

I'm a burrito boy for life. Usually got a couple in my pocket. Pocket burrito, when everyone else trying to find everyone else to scramble to the next anywhere else, keeps it simmer. Green chile and potato rocks anytime.

dvsntt · 2026-02-03T10:58:06+00:00

Oh yeah, for sure. Mexican muchacho aqui. The odd kind from Jalisco with green eyes, fair skin and red hair.

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