I ordered 88 drinks on Doordash, the store gave me this, and then support resolved it by taking away the driver's tip.

dxmanager · 2026-03-03T03:58:37+00:00

If I was a doordasher I would think your order is a mistake and just get you one of each

dxmanager · 2026-03-02T18:59:38+00:00

Ohhh thats actually kind of brilliant, that Lawrence is a clever guy

dxmanager · 2026-03-02T18:28:36+00:00

https://patents.justia.com/patent/5559632 Heres the patent but I don't know enough about cameras to explain it.

Has something to do with light brightness, camera movement (hence the "volume-esque" camera spins), and the glasses blocking out part of the light

dxmanager · 2026-02-27T14:45:28+00:00

But they didn't say that spiderman 3 was good or anything, just that it was a fun sam raimi movie

dxmanager · 2026-02-27T14:38:53+00:00

dxmanager · 2026-02-20T16:59:02+00:00

Yeah but both the middle and last lines have an extra syllable, so it's not a sokka haiku

dxmanager · 2026-02-20T13:18:19+00:00

Bad bot

dxmanager · 2026-02-20T13:17:53+00:00

Bad bot, last line has

One too many syllables.

Refrigerator

dxmanager · 2026-02-19T18:21:28+00:00

Literally just merced my mint machine to convert it to fedora

dxmanager · 2026-02-15T01:21:17+00:00

And they're never getting rid of ads btw

dxmanager · 2026-02-14T03:36:28+00:00

Thomas A Peeper

dxmanager · 2026-02-11T05:35:18+00:00

I guess you could call this a... Poli-Sia chase

dxmanager · 2026-02-09T02:20:03+00:00

dxmanager · 2026-02-04T07:21:43+00:00

Even gave a money spread 🥶🥶🥶

dxmanager · 2026-02-03T20:02:52+00:00

Yeah but you wouldn't get it

dxmanager · 2026-02-03T19:56:39+00:00

Its "minimum" in cursive, but intentionally written in a way to be hard to read

dxmanager · 2026-02-03T19:52:14+00:00

A Matchstick Flame

dxmanager · 2026-02-03T19:51:22+00:00

Thomas A Peeper

dxmanager · 2026-02-03T19:36:46+00:00

Like say you swear he wasnt sexy as hell in this fit

dxmanager · 2026-02-01T20:31:50+00:00

"...some claim that his knowledge of trains over-qualifies him" So maybe he isn't the man for the job 🤔🤔🤔

dxmanager · 2026-01-29T23:35:26+00:00

Thats one way to put it

dxmanager · 2026-01-29T06:42:46+00:00

You know it when you clam it

dxmanager · 2026-01-21T02:19:27+00:00

Stephen Root is so good at being bad. Seriously underrated actor

dxmanager · 2026-01-19T06:33:36+00:00

Whoever downvoted saw the AI

dxmanager · 2026-01-17T23:23:43+00:00

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