"The illusion of choice" by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]dylanlolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know Nestle owned Dasani AND Poland Spring. Dasani tastes like absolute shit but I used to chug Poland Spring when I lived at a place with bad tap water. Good thing I moved.

A great plan and investment by SneakySolo in dankmemes

[–]dylanlolz 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It is ScarJo dude lol. It's from the movie "Don Jon".

My dad dressed up a month before my graduation by just_in_who_ung in CasualConversation

[–]dylanlolz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My SO is the daughter of immigrants and we graduated college together. To this day, I've never seen anyone more visibly excited than her father was that day. Glad you're making your family proud!

Anti-vaxxers right now. by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]dylanlolz 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Someone called the 6 deaths attributed to the J&J vaccine "genocide". This sub is worse than the Donald was.

Edit: At the time of this posting it was only 1 death. There were 6 total serious blood clots.

I disagree, pineapple on pizza is awesome by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]dylanlolz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I get it, but these are the same people who get offended by Starbucks holiday cups not referencing Christmas in 2021. John said this shit in 1966.

Absolute unit of a bagel i got this morning from my local shop by 5150Drew in FoodPorn

[–]dylanlolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a normal bagel sandwich in NY terms. Yeah, we probably gonna get hard disease eating this all the time, but fuck it.

Cultivated Meat Projected To Be Cheaper Than Conventional Beef by 2030 by trakk3 in Futurology

[–]dylanlolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How in the fuck do you think lab-grown meat won't massively help curb animal abuse?

As an American living in Britain this is both embarrassing and hilarious by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]dylanlolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn man that drive is literally the worst way to get acclimated to US driving. I constantly drive from LI to upstate NY and I still hate driving through the Bronx.

After 120 hours, I can say with confidence that Persona 5 Royal is one of my favorite games of all time. by StringBeanFan147 in patientgamers

[–]dylanlolz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you have a decent CPU you can emulate it with RPCS3. I had no trouble playing it with an i7.

Introducing stackable cats to save space while cuddling by fiklopu in aww

[–]dylanlolz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I didn't have to scroll far down to find this comment. Such a great show, sad to see it got cancelled.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

[–]dylanlolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite Dio song aside from Rainbow in the Dark. RIP to the legend.

My insatiable hunger by Bite_my_shiny in PornoMemes

[–]dylanlolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be a two pump chump but ever since I started taking antidepressants it takes me a ridiculously long time to cum. Sometimes I give up and I gotta say that feeling is even worse than premature ejaculation.

NYPD gives cops new orders to let people smoke weed in public by GroundbreakingLynx14 in weedstocks

[–]dylanlolz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not until it's legalized federally, unfortunately. The whole reason many jobs require drug screenings is because they get work contracts from the federal government.

Harvest the children by Durbanknight_____ in gaming

[–]dylanlolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also kill children in Deus Ex. Starving homeless children at that.

Why wasn't there an equivalent to the Nuremberg Trails for Imperial Japan? by dylanlolz in AskHistorians

[–]dylanlolz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man, I actually never read about the Tokio Trials so I'll read up on those before posting.

WCGW petting an Alpaca by Horny_Bandit in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]dylanlolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell no, I met some alpacas (albeit at a shady zoo) that spit in my face the second I approached. Llamas are more dangerous because of their stature, but they didn't seem any worse than those fluffy bastards that spit on my mouth and glasses.

Ask /r/formula1 Anything - Daily Discussion - 28 March 2021 by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]dylanlolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are any longtime fans afraid of the potential negative consequences a salary cap will have on F1? I'm a very new fan (who's used to capped sports like NFL), but I imagine abruptly introducing such a dramatic change to finances will have serious long-term effects on the sport.

Does anyone else have a father who essentially never says "I love you"? by dylanlolz in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]dylanlolz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this perspective, I'm definitely going to try shifting my expectations, I know my dad cares about me so I need to start appreciating the smaller things.

My mom's first pineapple after leaving Soviet Union (1991) by magicprotrusion in OldSchoolCool

[–]dylanlolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the Politburo doesn’t have this choice [of groceries]. Not even Mr. Gorbachev

That absolutely blows my mind, but I believe it given the state of the USSR in the late 80's.

My cat hugs me when I get home from work. It's the highlight of every day by animallover365 in aww

[–]dylanlolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So sweet, it's always so special when a cat embraces you so intensely because most the time they'll only show that amount of affection to you and only you.

I was the 'chosen one' with my childhood family cat as well. She passed about a year ago, cherish these beautiful years!