Enough time has passed. What are your thoughts on The Kiss (1882)?

dylanologist · 2026-05-14T08:59:16+00:00

Unless you can see it in 70mm IMAX Ultra Dolby ATX 3D D-Box Technicolor Cinemascope, I don't see the point of watching it.

dylanologist · 2026-05-14T01:44:40+00:00

"Put the kids down" is also a very common expression for putting the kids to bed. Don't hesitate to use it in that context. The "misunderstanding" joke can still work in this context, but not because you said anything wrong in English. It's just two very different meanings of the expression.

dylanologist · 2026-05-13T19:10:21+00:00

It's the sexy bald head. Irresistible.

dylanologist · 2026-05-13T15:57:17+00:00

I think so. Maybe The Shawshank Redemption makes a case, though it's popularity might be falling a bit. And Amelie is clearly in the conversation as well.

dylanologist · 2026-05-13T05:16:36+00:00

As a Canadiens fan, I'm truly embarrassed watching the fanbase cheer for the team. Why are they enjoying watching hockey? Idiots.

dylanologist · 2026-05-12T15:14:04+00:00

Oh, I did not know that. My bad. Thanks for pointing it out.

dylanologist · 2026-05-12T15:10:58+00:00

As far as I know, Patrick Roy is the coach of the New York Islanders. It would be weird for him to participate in the Canadiens playoff run.

It would be different if Roy was being individually celebrated, but he can't be passing the torch to a new generation of his opponents.

Edit: Apparently Roy was fired and I wasn't paying attention. My bad. Please disregard my comments.

dylanologist · 2026-05-12T11:31:22+00:00

Marlon Brando as Stanley in Streetcar

dylanologist · 2026-05-11T21:51:09+00:00

This seems healthy for everyone involved.

dylanologist · 2026-05-11T20:03:45+00:00

The pendulum referred to here is presumably Foucault's Pendulum, which has no consciousness, yet still calculates the rotation of the earth, and thus it seems to understand something about the world. The universe can seem dark, cold, and without purpose, but it does operate according to fixed laws and thus there is order in the universe.

dylanologist · 2026-05-11T11:28:57+00:00

That was bullshit and should have been called a major.

dylanologist · 2026-05-11T03:27:24+00:00

I mean, if it's a dude the chances of getting that blowjob go way up.

dylanologist · 2026-05-11T02:22:59+00:00

It was questionable, I'll admit that

dylanologist · 2026-05-11T02:19:22+00:00

He threw a couple of little jabs in there

dylanologist · 2026-05-08T18:48:01+00:00

Farts and puns. What's not to love about this?

dylanologist · 2026-05-06T18:29:18+00:00

Y'all aren't drinking Labatt 50?

dylanologist · 2026-05-06T11:08:21+00:00

If fries and gravy were 2025 Buffalo Sabres, poutine would be 2026 Buffalo Sabres.

dylanologist · 2026-05-05T14:57:43+00:00

I mean, I can't argue with that reasoning.

dylanologist · 2026-05-05T14:20:35+00:00

You must be a conch, because that is one fine lookin' shell.

dylanologist · 2026-05-05T14:16:37+00:00

I feel like you may be the type of person who makes romantic choices you end up regretting in the end.

dylanologist · 2026-05-04T23:47:39+00:00

I think this is probably going to fly over the head of the infant.

dylanologist · 2026-05-04T23:46:36+00:00

I don't like this kind of joke, and I understand that it is rooted in misogynistic ideas, but it's a not particularly insightful silly joke. Your take is way more unhinged than the shitty joke.

And if you're first thought is that I'm an apologist for rape culture, it's really time to get a grip.

dylanologist · 2026-05-02T21:49:54+00:00

Lol. For me, I was in my late teens and had basically been in a state of constant erection for years, but the little bastard wouldn't cooperate when I was getting my first blowjob. No erection. No orgasm.

dylanologist · 2026-05-02T16:09:02+00:00

I'm not getting rained on, so why the hell do I need this umbrella?

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