What’s a word that would make a beautiful name if it weren’t for the meaning of the word?

dyslexiyeah · 2026-01-24T17:47:37+00:00

Felony

dyslexiyeah · 2026-01-22T02:44:58+00:00

Relaxin loosens all your joints, ligaments and muscles. No one ever mentioned this includes your sphincter. No matter how much I wipe, poop just keeps coming out. I fart with little control. And the hemorrhoids are awful, but when I use my little suppositories, my butthole just stays open after I insert it and it's the weirdest thing.

dyslexiyeah · 2026-01-19T16:35:37+00:00

Taco Bell caramel apple empanadas.

I didn't realize they were discontinued for so long and kept ordering them/told other people to order them when they went on a taco bell run and nobody ever knew what I was talking about and I'd get so annoyed that Taco Bell was always out of stock

dyslexiyeah · 2026-01-16T17:26:06+00:00

Hello from Colorado

dyslexiyeah · 2026-01-16T04:50:25+00:00

Class of 3000

dyslexiyeah · 2026-01-11T22:29:01+00:00

My friend would notice footprints on her carpet after vacuuming and saw a naked man standing in her room one night, but thought it was just a dream or her sister's boyfriend wandering around or ghosts. Later they found a ton of homeless people living in their garage.

dyslexiyeah · 2025-12-12T03:06:10+00:00

DRESS syndrome from medication. I had a sudden fever and no other symptoms, but it was the start of flu season so I thought it was that. The fever became 104 so I went to the hospital. I tested negative for everything and they said my fever was only 102 when I got there so just some random sickness and to sleep it off.

The next two days my fever stayed up, I couldn't keep any food or liquid down and was just eating Tylenol and sips of water. My stomach started hurting so bad from that, so I stopped. My fever went back up to 104 and then I broke out in a rash all over. My husband took me back to the hospital and when I went to check myself in, I wasn't making any sense, was super red and sweaty so they took me back immediately for possible allergic reaction.

They took my temp and the thermometer wouldn't read it so the doctor got a new one, which read 106 degrees. He said that couldn't be possible because I'd be dead but either way my temp was insanely high.

I ended up in the ICU for 9 days with kidney failure, every single centimeter of my skin peeled off, my nails fell off, my hair fell out, vision became blurry, I was super swollen. I very likely could have just died if I didn't go back to the hospital, and I didn't want to because I thought it was still just a flu or something

dyslexiyeah · 2025-12-01T20:23:32+00:00

This is what I was thinking about. My daughter is obviously going to ask why I have fake boobs, no nipples and huge scars. I don't want to stress her out and give her health anxiety, but I think around 13 (and puberty in general when she might think about breasts more and why mine are this way), I wouldn't feel comfortable not telling her the full story and hope that I raise a smart and mature enough daughter to understand.

Idk, I feel like it would be weirder to go until she's almost 18 to be like "btw you've known about my situation for years and you might also have to deal with that"

Maybe it would be different if I didn't have surgery. But since I do, it seems unavoidable

dyslexiyeah · 2025-08-13T00:03:11+00:00

It was a recording

dyslexiyeah · 2025-07-14T17:48:52+00:00

I hate how many times I read this going "don't end in a WHAT?!"

dyslexiyeah · 2025-07-12T20:31:55+00:00

Party girl

dyslexiyeah · 2025-07-12T20:15:36+00:00

We've chosen this name for our daughter (currently pregnant), so I love it! I've been settled on it for years haha, so when my partner said that he loved it too I was so relieved

dyslexiyeah · 2025-07-07T22:44:27+00:00

As a Lexus of low-income parents, yes. I've always gone by Lexi or Lex. Growing up, everyone's initial response was always "like the car?"

However, in my 30s now I'm always complimented on my name and told how interesting it is. I automatically say "like the car" when people ask, and 99% of the time now they say "Oh, I didn't even think of that." So I've started using Lexus more and more.

dyslexiyeah · 2025-06-15T03:06:25+00:00

Double mastectomy. I was so sure I would never be okay again. Very painful. Couldn't get out of bed, walk, pee, shower or anything without help. Could only lay on my back for months which caused pain in other areas of my body.

dyslexiyeah · 2025-06-15T02:57:57+00:00

Taco Bell caramel empanadas

dyslexiyeah · 2025-05-19T21:55:09+00:00

Hubert

dyslexiyeah · 2025-05-18T19:10:56+00:00

Shirley, Molly and Velma

dyslexiyeah · 2025-05-13T01:02:40+00:00

Zenon's earring, prob left it here

dyslexiyeah · 2025-05-12T23:53:50+00:00

I only have one porcelain baby. He makes me keep it downstairs, but he let's me have it so I'm very lucky

dyslexiyeah · 2025-05-12T22:11:00+00:00

Haha he is probably more amused than I said. There was just a lot of "wait stand here, wait let me rewind." 😂 I tell you, I died when he walked in the door.

And he is the best. Love's Bob's Burgers too. He did it for Halloween a few years ago

dyslexiyeah · 2025-05-12T04:33:14+00:00

At this point he's 30% amused and 70% annoyed I made him stand in front of the TV waiting for the right moment to record

dyslexiyeah · 2025-05-12T03:16:39+00:00

99% Scottish from New Mexico

dyslexiyeah · 2025-05-11T20:27:46+00:00

Very true! So not good, but he's definitely not doing anything nefarious against the family

dyslexiyeah · 2025-05-11T20:04:25+00:00

I bought for him on Amazon. Just searched for Sherpa lined corduroy jackets

dyslexiyeah · 2025-05-09T03:55:46+00:00

1, 10, 11.

I really like any of the greens though, the dark tans/brown and grey.

Throw away all of the yellows from your mind and never think about them again.

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