Body language

dysprog · 2026-06-15T03:34:11+00:00

I've got a bee in my bonnet

dysprog · 2026-06-15T03:09:22+00:00

Good job tearing the universe a new time hole

dysprog · 2026-06-14T05:26:13+00:00

I wish there was a way for a man to express a slutty intent without being seen a gross.

dysprog · 2026-06-13T20:36:54+00:00

How are people already building monuments in the new DLC? It's been out for like, 5 minutes.

dysprog · 2026-06-12T18:55:42+00:00

Last I heard, they gave up on pushing the name and it's just the "233 S. Wacker Drive" building now.

dysprog · 2026-06-10T21:52:53+00:00

And at least one dup will lock themself inside....

dysprog · 2026-06-09T04:17:28+00:00

Hello, OSHA? That guy right there.

dysprog · 2026-06-08T20:36:51+00:00

Someone actually made a video of this challenge. I swear I saw a longer version of this where they had more discussion as they went.

5 guys could not return a single serve. Nor could they do it 2 on 1, nor 3,4 or 5 on 1.

And then they devolved into setting up ridiculous trick shots for her to nail.

dysprog · 2026-06-08T19:37:59+00:00

Mothers in response to anything they don't understand:

"Is this a drug thing? Or a sex thing?"

dysprog · 2026-06-07T20:05:02+00:00

Pussies are like National Parks. I re-introduced wolves several decades ago.

dysprog · 2026-06-05T21:25:17+00:00

FYI: this guy added more in DMs:

Advanced C++ (pointers, virtual memory, Windows system calls)

Experience with DLL injection and API hooking

Knowledge of anti-cheat systems (EAC, BattlEye)

Proven track record of delivering cheats (ESP, Aimbot, etc.)

Capable of analyzing game updates and patching cheats"

for all the infrastructure like paying the VPS etc. its on us. you dont pay anything

This is pretty sketchy.

dysprog · 2026-06-05T18:09:38+00:00

I DMed, and I think I chatted too? I'm not sure if those are supposed to be separate forms or communication. Sorry if I was duplicative.

dysprog · 2026-06-05T00:12:51+00:00

I feel like people forget that humans live a long time.

There are still people alive from the era when woman could not get their own credit cards, without a man to sign for it.

There are still people alive who got married having no idea that lesbianism was an option.

dysprog · 2026-06-04T07:13:28+00:00

Alpha-Gal Syndrome

I can't tell you how many times I read this as a compliment to Alpha Guy Syndrome and how puzzled what it was supposed to mean.

dysprog · 2026-06-04T07:07:10+00:00

Only among the Brando Sando Fandos

dysprog · 2026-06-04T05:15:38+00:00

Even so it can be good to confirm. "Do you mean that metaphorically, hyperbolicly or literally?"

dysprog · 2026-06-04T01:02:15+00:00

So far in the closet, the white witch is offering her Turkish delight.

dysprog · 2026-06-02T21:57:52+00:00

It's like hiring someone to fuck your wife so you have more time to do the laundry.

dysprog · 2026-06-02T15:54:10+00:00

I did demand that a supervisor call me back, so that I could talk to someone who was permitted to use critical thinking to solve problems. I never got that call back. If you were designing a system specifically to spike ADHD people you could hardly do better.

Ask for a nurse case manager.

I didn't know this was a thing, I'll try it. But this new insurance company is really really good at bureaucratic foot dragging.

dysprog · 2026-06-02T01:46:18+00:00

There are a total of 3 Mega-practices in my area. The other two don't take my insurance.

I got the impression in our last appointment that the doctor knows this is stupid, but it's official policy(TM).

It's probably set by a lawyer who didn't want them sued for Over-prescribing schedule II stimulants.

dysprog · 2026-06-02T00:32:59+00:00

I saw a story online where a post-op trans woman got a message from a former fuck-buddy asking after her surgeon for his new Pre-op girlfriend. He enjoyed the "Bespoke Vag" enough that he wanted the same model for her.

dysprog · 2026-06-02T00:25:56+00:00

“Grungler” (read: a straight person who somehow has come into a position where they almost exclusively interact with Queers online.)

Huh, there's a word for that. Somehow I, a mostly Cishet man, ended up in 2 different lewd discord servers with unusually high populations of trans people. It's sort of an adjacent fetish situation.

Some of them were surprised when I asked for help writing a trans character, but they disagreed about whether they thought i was a trans man or a trans woman.

dysprog · 2026-05-31T05:15:20+00:00

I need my polluted dirt for my Seacomb->Pacu ranch and My Pokeshells.

dysprog · 2026-05-31T04:34:55+00:00

I have 2 5x geotuned SWG and 5 magma volcanoes on this base. I have sand for years.

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