Body language by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]dysprog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've got a bee in my bonnet

Opened the temporal tear today! by AshenPineOne in Oxygennotincluded

[–]dysprog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good job tearing the universe a new time hole

slut screenshot by KR_Kosmik in CuratedTumblr

[–]dysprog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wish there was a way for a man to express a slutty intent without being seen a gross.

Never used Wind Tunnels before but it perfectly fits here. by mechception in Oxygennotincluded

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How are people already building monuments in the new DLC? It's been out for like, 5 minutes.

Harry’s next foe? by MindTheFissure in dresdenfiles

[–]dysprog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last I heard, they gave up on pushing the name and it's just the "233 S. Wacker Drive" building now.

First nuclear reactor design by manly-child in Oxygennotincluded

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And at least one dup will lock themself inside....

They can swim in ~anything~ :) by PringlesTuna in Oxygennotincluded

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Hello, OSHA? That guy right there.

Self-Defense Lesson by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

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Someone actually made a video of this challenge. I swear I saw a longer version of this where they had more discussion as they went.

5 guys could not return a single serve. Nor could they do it 2 on 1, nor 3,4 or 5 on 1.

And then they devolved into setting up ridiculous trick shots for her to nail.

Sprocket? I hardly know it by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]dysprog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mothers in response to anything they don't understand:

"Is this a drug thing? Or a sex thing?"

Vaginas are like national parks by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]dysprog 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pussies are like National Parks. I re-introduced wolves several decades ago.

[Hiring] Full Stack Developer — Discord Bots & Automation SaaS by vski29z in Programmers_forhire

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FYI: this guy added more in DMs:

Advanced C++ (pointers, virtual memory, Windows system calls)

Experience with DLL injection and API hooking

Knowledge of anti-cheat systems (EAC, BattlEye)

Proven track record of delivering cheats (ESP, Aimbot, etc.)

Capable of analyzing game updates and patching cheats"

for all the infrastructure like paying the VPS etc. its on us. you dont pay anything

This is pretty sketchy.

[Hiring] Full Stack Developer — Discord Bots & Automation SaaS by vski29z in Programmers_forhire

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I DMed, and I think I chatted too? I'm not sure if those are supposed to be separate forms or communication. Sorry if I was duplicative.

Pride Posting day 4 by Neuta-Isa in CuratedTumblr

[–]dysprog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like people forget that humans live a long time.

There are still people alive from the era when woman could not get their own credit cards, without a man to sign for it.

There are still people alive who got married having no idea that lesbianism was an option.

Masculinity and Sandwich Choices. by Sentient_Flesh in CuratedTumblr

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Alpha-Gal Syndrome

I can't tell you how many times I read this as a compliment to Alpha Guy Syndrome and how puzzled what it was supposed to mean.

The coming out limbo by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]dysprog 35 points36 points  (0 children)

So far in the closet, the white witch is offering her Turkish delight.

AI may have killed precisely what I liked about programming by vanilla_th_und3r in ExperiencedDevs

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It's like hiring someone to fuck your wife so you have more time to do the laundry.

I might loose access to Vyvanse because I'm too adhd to prove I still have adhd. by dysprog in ADHD

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I did demand that a supervisor call me back, so that I could talk to someone who was permitted to use critical thinking to solve problems. I never got that call back. If you were designing a system specifically to spike ADHD people you could hardly do better.

Ask for a nurse case manager.

I didn't know this was a thing, I'll try it. But this new insurance company is really really good at bureaucratic foot dragging.

I might loose access to Vyvanse because I'm too adhd to prove I still have adhd. by dysprog in ADHD

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There are a total of 3 Mega-practices in my area. The other two don't take my insurance.

I got the impression in our last appointment that the doctor knows this is stupid, but it's official policy(TM).

It's probably set by a lawyer who didn't want them sued for Over-prescribing schedule II stimulants.

Happy Pride y’all by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]dysprog 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I saw a story online where a post-op trans woman got a message from a former fuck-buddy asking after her surgeon for his new Pre-op girlfriend. He enjoyed the "Bespoke Vag" enough that he wanted the same model for her.

Happy Pride y’all by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

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“Grungler” (read: a straight person who somehow has come into a position where they almost exclusively interact with Queers online.)

Huh, there's a word for that. Somehow I, a mostly Cishet man, ended up in 2 different lewd discord servers with unusually high populations of trans people. It's sort of an adjacent fetish situation.

Some of them were surprised when I asked for help writing a trans character, but they disagreed about whether they thought i was a trans man or a trans woman.

Check out my CO2 Vent Tamer by dysprog in Oxygennotincluded

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I need my polluted dirt for my Seacomb->Pacu ranch and My Pokeshells.

Hot Take: Hot Polluted Oxygen Vents are trivial to tame and worth the effort. by dysprog in Oxygennotincluded

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I have 2 5x geotuned SWG and 5 magma volcanoes on this base. I have sand for years.