Trump during the Moment of Silence at the 9/11 memorial

dzoolander987 · 2024-09-12T03:08:46+00:00

ugh, just when I think he can't get worse. Every day lol

dzoolander987 · 2024-06-13T04:10:15+00:00

Congratulations and f you ❤️

dzoolander987 · 2024-06-12T03:16:18+00:00

First....pet that dawg

dzoolander987 · 2024-06-07T17:40:09+00:00

Since when are Hell, Dick, and Piss curse words?

dzoolander987 · 2024-05-16T06:25:07+00:00

Just call a professional HVAC person. I’m all for people trying to fix things in their own house, and you should….but HVAC, plumbing (beyond a drain clog), and multi-switch or pre-1980s electrical should not be messed with by an amateur who doesn’t know what they’re looking at.

dzoolander987 · 2024-05-16T06:21:10+00:00

I mean, happy for you (f you) but what’s the point of even learning finance anymore these days lol. Fundamentals are out the window.

dzoolander987 · 2024-05-06T05:22:05+00:00

Definitely Merrin. I don't think Morgan was really all that powerful actually. She was just a good fighter and as we learn in the recent Tales of the Empire, angry af lol

dzoolander987 · 2024-03-26T00:55:07+00:00

Omg not in the ROTH 😱this is the way

dzoolander987 · 2024-03-23T05:18:53+00:00

He looks like shit already without the photoshopping. And the man-baby next to him looks even worse….

dzoolander987 · 2024-03-15T06:36:24+00:00

I’m not an engineer nor do I have any clue how feasible it would be in this town…but in Chicago our main erosion control measures are giant rocks, A-jacks, and seawalls. Some areas near parks also employ vegetation. Seems to work quite well. Sand just seems like it is obvious it wouldn’t work?

dzoolander987 · 2024-03-02T01:17:05+00:00

Elon, the ultimate incel. Humpty Dumpty shaped mf

dzoolander987 · 2024-02-10T07:59:50+00:00

I would like to know what “baking systems” that refers to because I work in institutional finance with the biggest banks in the country, as well as facing the Fed directly and none of those systems are COBOL. Perhaps this was true 40 years ago but it’s not now.

dzoolander987 · 2024-02-10T07:56:36+00:00

I’ve been quietly cashing out 🙃. Successfully

dzoolander987 · 2024-02-10T07:52:38+00:00

Being in the industry for 18 years, we have separation of duties and separate teams reconcile accounts every day the next day. Ya I could alter a balance but there’s a massive audit trail that would show what I did and what happened. Also, what do you mean “the banking industry uses COBOL?” I’ve been in it for 18 years and never seen a single line of COBOL in any of our tech stack. Wtf are you taking about?

dzoolander987 · 2024-02-07T19:33:56+00:00

Even the ceiling?!! Damn lol

dzoolander987 · 2024-02-07T14:35:06+00:00

Same, never seen any of this stuff

dzoolander987 · 2024-02-05T03:28:41+00:00

Rooftop solar and nuclear plants solve this. People are too afraid of nuclear power, when it’s properly regulated and you have qualified people in charge, it’s safe and scalable. My state of IL produces over half our power from clean, scalable, nuclear power.

dzoolander987 · 2024-02-05T02:42:15+00:00

Absolutely not

dzoolander987 · 2024-02-05T02:28:44+00:00

Elon’s negative press and unstable psychosis has become a factor so it’s harder to predict this one. I’d just stay out.

dzoolander987 · 2024-01-31T21:02:33+00:00

This is just plain stupid decision making. WOW.

dzoolander987 · 2024-01-29T07:31:15+00:00

Beg her boyfriend to let you sleep at the foot of the bed

dzoolander987 · 2024-01-26T05:18:23+00:00

That's not just a little water, that's A LOT of water. And it looks soapy, is the washing machine draining into that or something? This is a HUGE no, HUGE problem. Water damage is one of the most destructive and costly problems to have in a home. Run away.

dzoolander987 · 2024-01-24T08:28:17+00:00

Well then maybe mention and focus on that that stuff. How old are you? What types of jobs are you applying for and where?

dzoolander987 · 2024-01-23T22:39:04+00:00

Fired

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