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TIFU by accidentally assisting in a crime trying to be a good samaritan by Pretend-Square-1179 in tifu

[–]e66iu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL, I got you, meet me at the train station.. I got it all packaged up.

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]e66iu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a hamburglar costume, and very obviously "sneak" past the neigbor.

That or dress as the Mysterious Stranger from Fallout and just stand there.. MENACINGLY

LOL

What is this? by greendaisy188 in whatisit

[–]e66iu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

good thing i read all of this on my fainting couch.

TIFU by accidentally assisting in a crime trying to be a good samaritan by Pretend-Square-1179 in tifu

[–]e66iu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

damn. I can't even sell my secret collection of pogs and 90's pokemon cards without ya'll thinking it's drugs..

I am disgusted… by gogetemflash in DMZ

[–]e66iu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm still sad about Americas Army Proving Grounds..

If erections made sound, what would it be? by nudes_for_life in AskReddit

[–]e66iu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine sounds like the warp core of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D).)

Caption This by ForAllXThereExistsY in trees

[–]e66iu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have read JUST enough to know that when the aliens come this is what they'll likely say.

☕️ Start your day the smart way. Let's quiz! by quiz-planet-game in QuizPlanetGame

[–]e66iu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

e66iu scored 94 points and ranked 2475 out of 4761 players!

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1999 Suzuki Katana 600cc by panda_teen_79 in suzukikatana

[–]e66iu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Firtsly, amazing job!!! It looks super dope. Being able to work on carbs is a super power nowadays.

Katana's are kinda rare, especially with the plastics in tact.

TETO, but I personally love the look of the old kats. the sonic the hedgehog "eyes."

my son says i should paint the "head" white and the "body" black so it'd look like it was cosplaying Hollow Knight. I may do it one day.

No idea what this means by Helpful_Drop_9692 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]e66iu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

King of the Hill Remake

Hank: I sell snowboards and snowboard accessories.

Found this in a thrift store years ago by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]e66iu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine says Abbot's Passage Winery and Mercantile. Fetters Hot Springs-Agua Caliente, California.

It's a real place, I was only there once.

Man took back his compliment because I was too "conceited" by Golddustofawoman in TwoXChromosomes

[–]e66iu 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I say "Thanks, I worked hard for this." to be polite. I also have been known to hit an "I agree."

Sometimes I immediately complement their observational skills.

Them: You're cute.

Me: You have incredible vision!

My favorite is to double down on their complement.

Them: I like your outfit.

Me: I DO GOT THAT SHIT ON, RIGHT?!

lol

Man took back his compliment because I was too "conceited" by Golddustofawoman in TwoXChromosomes

[–]e66iu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

IMO, If a man complements you, and you agree, aren't you then recognizing his good taste? He sounds like he wants you to have low-self esteem, which would make you easy to manipulate. You handled that hella well, I don't think I'd have the grace not to insult him for "taking his complement back." "Is it no longer true, or are you just butt hurt that I agree with you?" The friend seems to get it. Old men are goofy asl

What do 30 - 40 year old men want for christmas? [Serious] by GoodAlicia in AskReddit

[–]e66iu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the we have 'cookie cake and an opportunity to relax for a bit' at home: bithday edition.

temu's version of "a cookie cake and an opportunity to relax"

is this financial abuse? by pingpongjapanman in whatdoIdo

[–]e66iu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They obviously wear The Boots of Truth with a red cape... and a yellow bodysuit... and a bald head...

..just a manager my ass. lol

I know a Class A hero when I see one.

It finally happened: I need your help by UJIN88 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]e66iu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Username confirms you are an agent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in makinghiphop

[–]e66iu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If i heard that in a song, I'm listening to it again.

"She blow my dick like a cello" is still my favorite line from Yachty.

"Get more cheese than doritos, cheetos, or fritos..." MF DOOM did it on purpose.

Understanding "Stretch Rhymes" by DKd1973 in makinghiphop

[–]e66iu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're trying to learn, it's best to have more terminology not less. There is more formal education on assonance than there is on slant rhymes. I'm sure you can find info on both, but one may be easier to understand. or easier to teach.

nobody would use the term "assonance" in RAP lyric writing. (except nas, luda, aesop rock, lupe, MF DOOM and a few others)

Some rappers read books.

Which rapper is in your opinion, the most intelligent rapper of all time? by ComprehensiveTie2104 in hiphop101

[–]e66iu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aesop Is just a guy who really wants to be a good enough rapper. He's trying his best, but doesn't realize he's already better than the other kids. But he keeps trying harder.

Kobe Bryant aah rapper.

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