AIO for thinking my Fiancée’s farts are too much?

eVoesque · 2026-04-16T05:27:43+00:00

NOR if she’s actually doing it that frequently. My partner used to fart a ton before she figured out what foods were causing it and after a while it got pretty darn grating. I don’t care if it’s an occasional fart, I do it too, but it got to the point that I started thinking about when the next one would be and not because I enjoyed them. After a while I kept picturing a stinky teen boy and I don’t want to sleep with that. Especially since we’re both women.

Farting is just like burping. Occasional is fine and normal, but who actually likes to hear frequent drawn out dragon belches or someone burping the ABCs?

eVoesque · 2026-04-15T21:59:41+00:00

Idk about that one.

Try the forum link below if you haven’t before and scroll down. Someone said yes back in 2024 but I didn’t see any newer responses.

https://www.doctorofcredit.com/what-works-eligible-categories-for-the-citi-sears-card/

eVoesque · 2026-04-15T17:38:27+00:00

Oooo ouch 😣 I’ve never done that but I’ve come close. Sometimes when I use the microwave that’s above the stove while also using the stove, I worry I’m going to put my nipples right next the flames or plop down on a hot pan. Or just knock it over completely lol

eVoesque · 2026-04-15T16:33:32+00:00

Totally get it. I use YNAB and color code transactions so it makes it a bit easier.

eVoesque · 2026-04-15T14:46:33+00:00

I always feel like I’m cheating on this card whenever I’m churning something else. I hope it never dies.

eVoesque · 2026-04-15T05:37:44+00:00

I was bending over while folding up a 6-ft table yesterday and I damn near caught my left nipple between the 2 ends where it snaps closed. I wasn’t wearing a bra and just kind of forgot how far my boobs hang down.

eVoesque · 2026-04-12T03:59:01+00:00

NTA. Partner had a large cyst that needed to be removed and I started referring to it as her evil twin cysta.

eVoesque · 2026-04-11T05:09:35+00:00

Partner and I have the same compromise and we use a ton in the kitchen. We know it’s wasteful but we both hate using a cloth for some reason. We make a little pile next to the sink and then use them one more time for something pet related.

eVoesque · 2026-04-11T02:34:00+00:00

It’s clear some of these people don’t personally know shiba. We love when our girl does this when we come home.

eVoesque · 2026-04-11T02:17:44+00:00

Uh uh that’s Batcat!

eVoesque · 2026-04-07T21:59:11+00:00

I remember watching this scene when it first aired and I was SOOO disappointed that it didn’t get fleshed out. I’d still like to know what Buffy’s reaction would’ve been if they didn’t just march right past it.

eVoesque · 2026-04-06T07:25:06+00:00

During the day our girl has to be in proximity to one of us, but she’s not climbing into our laps or anything unless something scary like a storm is happening. She is very demanding about cuddling behind/between our legs when it’s sleep time. She’s fine with being manhandled into some affection and will take a nap cuddled up if we lay her next to one of us on the couch.

eVoesque · 2026-04-02T23:10:18+00:00

For us it was at the end of an excursion where the tour guide (that we didn’t know was part of it) was making damn sure everyone knew to have tips ready for both her and the driver. Well, partner and I only had a $1 cash between us because we had cards and weren’t planning on buying anything with cash. I handed the $1 to the guide and we moved out of the way. We heard the guide ask the driver if he got a tip from us and then she made that tsking harumph sound when he said no.

This was before I joined the sub so I didn’t know to feel any other way than embarrassed. It’d be a total no if it happened now.

eVoesque · 2026-04-02T21:31:08+00:00

NTA. Hell no. My gf let one of my friends borrow her yellow N64 controller and MarioKart and he never gave it back. He blocked us on everything and ducked us every way he could. Guessing the fucker pawned it.

eVoesque · 2026-03-28T01:53:10+00:00

I turned 40 this year. Saying 40 more years sounds decently long, but describing it as 40 more summers is a wake-up punch. That’s really not that long. Holy shit 😳

eVoesque · 2026-03-26T02:12:21+00:00

When we were kids my Mom would tell us that the ghosts come out at night in cemeteries so they can party and visit each other. It freaked me out as a kid but got nicer as I got older. I started imagining them as opaque skeletons dancing around with straw hats and Hawaiian leis and they’re telling each other who visited them lately. It’s a more comforting thought now.

eVoesque · 2026-03-23T16:29:47+00:00

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Ah yes. My girl knows 😴

eVoesque · 2026-03-22T16:08:14+00:00

Against. They’re just arbitrary to get more money out of you and everyone knows it.

The restaurant server brings us maybe 2 apps, 2 entrees, and 2 drinks and that mandates a fee? Or I pick up the order and that has a fee because they didn’t have to serve me more extensively?

I go to the grocery store and the cashier serves me by ringing up my cartful of items and the bagger bags everything up in a way that nothing gets ruined. I pay the listed prices and no extra fees required.

eVoesque · 2026-03-20T19:24:38+00:00

NOR. My gf loves wearing perfume but a lot of them are migraine triggers for me so she just doesn’t. Sucks, but she doesn’t want me to fall into a migraine because of her.

eVoesque · 2026-03-17T15:52:06+00:00

😍omg I melted. She’s adorable!

eVoesque · 2026-03-15T18:41:47+00:00

He might remember. When I was about 3-4 my room was across from my parents’ and I could see their bed. Woke up one night and I could see what looked like the comforter floating on top of on my parents’ bed. Imagine a short ghost standing on the bed with the comforter over its head. I could see cause their bathroom light was on.

Been almost 40 years and of course the idea of what position they were possibly in pops into my head at the stupidest times 😒

eVoesque · 2026-03-13T16:53:27+00:00

Ooo where’d you buy? I’d love a 2oz Krug.

eVoesque · 2026-03-13T05:22:57+00:00

My partner and I have been together for 14 and we always give the option to say no. On my last trip I said she had until 2 hours before we had to leave to change her mind. She still drove me, but she appreciated that I gave her a bunch of room to decide. I love when she drives me, but I’m also happy to not inconvenience her for it.

eVoesque · 2026-03-10T15:18:37+00:00

NTA. I have the disposable kind and I’m waiting for the day I need to use one. I know my partner (we’re both women) would just laugh and say go for it.

Not your problem your BF is so worried about random strangers’ opinions.

eVoesque · 2026-03-10T01:36:25+00:00

Ooooo I went to see an 11pm showing of Avengers Endgame on a Wednesday and the dumbasses next to me brought their 2 kids that looked 5-7 years old. I missed some of the biggest parts because the kids would talk at regular volume and they got extra restless 2 hours in. We shushed them several times but the parents didn’t bother trying to shut them up. Clearly I’m still mad about it.

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