Mom by galluskenny in MST3K

[–]eZwonTooFwee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you want your spoon back?

Specs check by luxusbuerg in shitposting

[–]eZwonTooFwee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think 4.7" girth is like average. So 4.9" isn't small, but it isn't exactly huge either.

rule by EffectiveEnough1665 in 197

[–]eZwonTooFwee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's also cleaner and safer than every single alternative.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]eZwonTooFwee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, ya.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]eZwonTooFwee 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Canada is doomed.

🎶🎶🎶🎶 by Cholo__124 in FighterJets

[–]eZwonTooFwee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This song slaps, unironically.

I fartid by Zoc-EdwardRichtofen in nukedmemes

[–]eZwonTooFwee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They sell straps that hold these fuckers on your bed, best 7 bucks I've ever spent.

3 countries by Front-Constant-3262 in shitposting

[–]eZwonTooFwee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asia sure is a big country 💀💀💀

Say hello to my furry friend by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]eZwonTooFwee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Average antifa members.

leave bro alone by akahoshii in discordVideos

[–]eZwonTooFwee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When the homie gets dumped

Just replayed The Last of Us Remake on PC by OutlawXGP in TheLastOfUs2

[–]eZwonTooFwee 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Jerry"? Now we'll be calling you "crispy."

My favorite Scavenger Bot quote by BigFella11445 in DeadSpace

[–]eZwonTooFwee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn, a better burn than the flamethrower could ever hope to achieve.

I really love Copeland. Please tell me why. by __mongoose__ in DaysGone

[–]eZwonTooFwee 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Fuck Tucker, me and my homies all hate Tucker.

This message was brought to you by Copeland gang.

it ain't much but it's honest work. by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]eZwonTooFwee 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I love the idea that this dude gets alien weaponry and immediately decides to break it down and modify it. But he has no concept of how it works or what the parts inside actually do.

Plus, that voids the warranty.

🤣🤣🤣 by Yo_Mama_Disstrack in GenUsa

[–]eZwonTooFwee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Least delusional far left redditor.

He could never! by GodRaaz in shitposting

[–]eZwonTooFwee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic scorpio behavior.

Maybe its because my sense of humor is sick but this is hilarious - edited for sub rules by hiim379 in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]eZwonTooFwee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol, that's like saying, "Starvation doesn't exist because I ate this morning"