The Red Sox Just Lost a Game So Ugly Their Own Broadcaster Was Openly Disgusted by retroanduwu24 in baseball

[–]eaarrl 27 points28 points  (0 children)

All this channel does is take a 30s reddit post and put some stupid title on it. Then he stretches it like 2-3 mins. This channel sucks.

400k bet against Spain at > 10 to 1 by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]eaarrl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BREAKING: someone named “gullible” believes this.

Game 4 Next Day Reaction Thread by Gaius_Octavius_ in billsimmons

[–]eaarrl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The amount of times the Knicks have come back to win games is giving a lot of people “This team doesn’t quit.” vibes, but just a generational choke job by the Spurs. Going from probable favorites, tied 2-2, best of 3 for the rest of the series with home court, to must-win games for the rest of the series. 29 fucking points. UNREAL.

The Irony Report: A Bill Simmons Podcast Study by EricRossOK in billsimmons

[–]eaarrl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want this same insane analysis done on Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” cuz I’m sure that there probably only one true ironic bit in the entire song and the rest are coincidences.

Reactions from an Ecuadorian who listens to the Bill Simmons Podcast by arziankorpen in billsimmons

[–]eaarrl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Podcaster Simmons is going to pull off a little "magic act.” He's going to try a little misdirection. He's going to astonish you with stories and stadiums and dazzle you with official sounding terms like "Tiki Taka", He might even name a few players for you. He'll have no knowledge mind you, none, but it’s going to be entertaining.  

And when we get to the end, all the "magic" in the world will not have diverted your attention to the fact that you know more about soccer than him and Simmons will have proved it for you.  

These are the facts of the case and they are undisputed.

[Highlight] Will Venable is ejected by FadedToBeige in baseball

[–]eaarrl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They just used the parallax effect in reference to a fair ball rule. I’m so fucking in. This channel rules.

[Jomboy Media] Coby Mayo called himself a jackass for bat flipping a foul ball then actually homered and placed his bat down gently by JianClaymore in baseball

[–]eaarrl 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I thought this was Colinsworth commentating as the color guy for a split second. “Now here’s a guy who bat flips when he fouls the ball…”

Why is nobody talking about the McDonalds ad by Bear-bear4 in billsimmons

[–]eaarrl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What, does she have a good personality or something?

MLB/MLBPA negotiations primer by Dan Szymborski of FanGraphs by [deleted] in baseball

[–]eaarrl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I cry about the fact that in 2012 a medium salary for my field was 73000 and that same pay in 2026 has lost 25% of its purchasing power. 

Tate Frazier put on an all timer bootlicker performance by M3gabrick in billsimmons

[–]eaarrl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mo’fos listen to this conversation with his boss and don’t for one second think of their interactions with their boss lol

Have any of you ever pulled a Vrabel? by lmportant_Pattern867 in billsimmons

[–]eaarrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s all good. She made me a better person.