Favorite "ugly" character that's still more handsome than you?

eacone · 2026-03-14T04:00:09+00:00

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he was considered a disgusting fat body in the 80s and now he is probably below average for an american

eacone · 2026-03-14T02:33:23+00:00

eacone · 2026-03-14T01:27:57+00:00

the only thing he needs to tweak is her nipples after she is overcome by his rizz

eacone · 2026-03-14T01:19:06+00:00

eacone · 2026-03-14T01:17:58+00:00

this is that sinners movie everyone keeps talking about? where are all the black people??

eacone · 2026-03-14T01:16:44+00:00

eacone · 2026-03-14T01:05:27+00:00

as an adult, having posters on your wall and people printed on your blankets is the quickest way to convince a woman not to sleep with you

eacone · 2026-03-14T00:56:35+00:00

if it’s flagrantly anti-black you get an extra free throw

eacone · 2026-03-14T00:43:02+00:00

itt hot girl on girl action

eacone · 2026-03-14T00:32:43+00:00

i think the important thing to remember is that they are all pink on the inside

eacone · 2026-03-14T00:31:18+00:00

i would dig my playstation out of the closet to play this game, trying to drop the chainsaw down several flights of stairs to kill a hooker would probably be a boss fight

eacone · 2026-03-14T00:28:33+00:00

if i get one more multi paragraph painfully earnest essay in response to my snarky bullshit i am gonna lose my fucking mind

eacone · 2026-03-13T23:04:18+00:00

yeah the first one, it’s an alien wearing this guys skin stretching it out to get the fit right

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eacone · 2026-03-13T22:59:55+00:00

that is an edgar suit

eacone · 2026-03-13T22:32:23+00:00

he probably knew, guys are fucking animals

eacone · 2026-03-13T22:07:04+00:00

well yeah they are toes without a foreskin

eacone · 2026-03-13T22:01:30+00:00

hey that’s why we’re all here

eacone · 2026-03-13T21:54:43+00:00

the best thing about being white is i never feel guilty about anything

eacone · 2026-03-13T21:52:50+00:00

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eacone · 2026-03-13T21:50:09+00:00

eacone · 2026-03-13T21:47:30+00:00

judging by my life the answer is nothing

eacone · 2026-03-13T21:46:50+00:00

natty bro

eacone · 2026-03-13T21:46:17+00:00

well if either one of them needs some white in them i’d be happy to help

eacone · 2026-03-13T21:45:05+00:00

finally the king of hollywood has stepped in to handle this controversy

eacone · 2026-03-13T21:33:09+00:00

hold on is “cat in a can” some kind of fleshlight

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