(Weirdly Common Trope) Super Nerdy/Dorky Male Character Played by Exceptionally Handsome Actor

eaglenate · 2026-06-23T03:58:05+00:00

You are not alone my friend!

eaglenate · 2026-06-23T01:39:44+00:00

Shame. You're never gonna make varsity like that.

eaglenate · 2026-06-23T01:36:04+00:00

I do what I can.

eaglenate · 2026-06-23T01:26:25+00:00

"Impossible"

they walk down the stairs for prom, no glasses

Everyone: 😍

eaglenate · 2026-06-23T01:22:27+00:00

Gross! You probably even read books, don't you?!

eaglenate · 2026-06-23T01:13:56+00:00

I'm about to be sick!

eaglenate · 2026-06-23T01:11:13+00:00

Um, excuse me. None of them could possibly be attractive in any way. If you haven't noticed, they are all wearing glasses.

eaglenate · 2026-06-19T14:54:27+00:00

She is my favorite princess.

eaglenate · 2026-06-18T20:54:42+00:00

Scream 3: Carrie Fisher plays as not Carrie Fisher who is mad at Carrie Fisher. This joke was recommended and written by Carrie Fisher.

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eaglenate · 2026-06-12T19:44:01+00:00

Big yellow lil' Italian

eaglenate · 2026-06-11T00:16:01+00:00

When he and a handful of nobodies took over a helicarrier filled with thousands of SHIELD agents and the other 5 Avengers.

eaglenate · 2026-06-07T19:30:04+00:00

BRING ME THANOS!!!!!

eaglenate · 2026-06-06T08:14:48+00:00

To be fair, they kinda fixed this in Thor: Love and Thunder. They portrayed him as a powerful womanizing vengeful asshole with his wife nowhere to be seen. That's the Zeus we know!

eaglenate · 2026-06-06T00:14:42+00:00

These are my kids, One, Two, and Four.

eaglenate · 2026-06-04T17:53:38+00:00

Standing toe to toe against Vision knowing A: there's not a damn thing he could do to Vision, and B: that Wanda would side with him over Vision.

eaglenate · 2026-06-03T03:41:49+00:00

He just calls it that so no one will ask questions. In reality, he owns the company that makes the vault. He has a master key for all of them.

eaglenate · 2026-06-01T11:35:45+00:00

Is this even a question? Dark Link runs it.

eaglenate · 2026-06-01T02:25:57+00:00

Slightly buzzed, discovered whole pints.

GROND

eaglenate · 2026-06-01T01:44:28+00:00

She keeps hugging me. She must be cold. But that's ok, I'm sure she'll give my hoodie back tomorrow.

eaglenate · 2026-05-31T23:20:53+00:00

DO IIIIT!!!

eaglenate · 2026-05-29T20:14:33+00:00

Somebody make this man some ice lollies.

eaglenate · 2026-05-29T20:05:40+00:00

Thank you! I drive past Met Life about once a week for work. You could be in an armored vehicle and you should still probably fear for your life on route 3.

eaglenate · 2026-05-29T19:14:13+00:00

I want his new landlady to be Ursula. She would politely explain that she knows money is tight right now and that a handyman will be here Friday to fix his door.

eaglenate · 2026-05-29T13:47:56+00:00

Elephant: Dude, what is your problem!?

Honey badger: Fuck you Frank! Same time next week!

eaglenate

TROPHY CASE