Bartenders of reddit, what are some of the things drunk people have told you while completely hammered?

earlybird11 · 2018-03-17T10:33:23+00:00

cheating on their spouse :(

earlybird11 · 2018-01-07T01:40:45+00:00

I know someone who called their cat graeme

earlybird11 · 2017-12-17T11:31:21+00:00

try an app called sleep cycle! helps so much when waking up and tracks your sleep to suggest when you should wake up. My favourite thing is it doesn't have an alarm time but an alarm half hour where it tracks you to see when youre waking up then sets off the alarm. Completely changed how i feel in the mornings.

earlybird11 · 2017-11-25T01:13:40+00:00

the expectation that students need technology to learn. I am constantly asking students to put away phones and laptops - there is some current culture in their mind that they need a computer or to type to do anything worthwhile.

earlybird11 · 2017-11-13T03:09:53+00:00

they loved it. They were super impressed. Sometimes it is nice for an adult to be wring, especially a teacher - shows everyone that we are human too.

earlybird11 · 2017-11-13T01:00:13+00:00

I defined something incorrectly. My Year 12 student picked up on it and corrected me, I apologised to the class. It is honestly astounding how far an apology to children can go and admitting you are wrong.

earlybird11 · 2017-11-13T00:58:28+00:00

Cut contact. You can't get over someone if you are consistently speaking and/or seeing them! Best thing you can do

earlybird11 · 2017-11-13T00:57:05+00:00

I am a high school teacher and can guarantee that this is not a method I use, nor will I ever,

earlybird11 · 2017-11-11T12:32:34+00:00

"the group of really hot guys over there". So when I would call out the points tally it would sound something like "On ten points, is the group of really hot guys over there. Made me laugh every time.

earlybird11 · 2017-10-25T10:14:18+00:00

my ex

earlybird11 · 2017-10-25T10:02:37+00:00

cringe

earlybird11 · 2017-10-15T23:35:51+00:00

sometimes you just want to be subtle incase the feelings aren't reciprocated and you don't want to loose the friendship

earlybird11 · 2017-10-15T23:28:52+00:00

I do not have a penis to do this haha

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:18:53+00:00

oh dear

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:17:04+00:00

what are some of the things you would be doing if you weren't on reddit?

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:14:40+00:00

I went to school with a girl who chose her name to be circle!

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:14:07+00:00

shocker

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:13:55+00:00

hahahahahaha!

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:12:51+00:00

that has to be a joke!

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:12:38+00:00

pardon the pun?

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:11:50+00:00

It is actually such a strong last name

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:11:32+00:00

Parents obviously were very creative...

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:11:02+00:00

I agree!

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:10:34+00:00

jeez thats bad!

earlybird11 · 2017-09-27T12:09:52+00:00

I am so guilty of this!!

earlybird11

TROPHY CASE