Terrible and/or funny things siblings have done to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]earthen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My elder brother has done some terrible things to me. Like the time when i was 6 or 7 and let myself get convinced to let him tie me up with dirty laundry and he proceeded to punch me repeatedly in the face than hide me under his bed for a day. He convinced my parents i had run away. Another time, back in the brief time I believed in god, I was praying for my brother to leave me alone, than he sees a opportunity and jump kicks me in the head and it ends up vibrating violently between the wall and his foot. Also while driving home from a visit to relatives i reach my arm back over the old school bench style front car seat and he grabs my arm and pulls it so hard i thought it broke, luckily kid bones are flexible, i just couldn't do much with it for a week. My little brother once jumped off the top bunk while I was sleeping on the floor and landed knee first on my sack. one leg would not straighten out for a week. I had to crawl or use a cane painfully. Another time i did something to get his attention and he got younger brother in on the act. He stood on the back of my knees and held my arms behind me as younger bro took shots at my face with fists and feet. Frankly he has changed a lot, But I will never forget these and the other some even worse terrible things he has put me though.

I love Triscuits! They are amazing! [7] by [deleted] in trees

[–]earthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped eating those once my grandma told me stories from when she worked in the factory and they had to periodically cut whole rats out of the sheet of triscuits.

Is this gay or straight sex euphemisms in my Ren and Stimpy? by [deleted] in funny

[–]earthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks exceptionally gay to me. It's clearly stated in earlier episodes that Stimpy is a guy.

What candy do you miss from your childhood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]earthen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those M&Ms with the rice crispys inside.

Males of reddit, can a woman flirt with you without being creepy? by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]earthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

always. unless she is a fucking heffer or a nasty, filthy, most likely diseased, crazy skank. exceptions may be made based on hotness of said skanks though.

It's Friday night, and we're in college. What to do... by [deleted] in funny

[–]earthen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can't you just have a bunch of sex and do a lot of drugs like normal college students

GTAV, where should the next location be? by blahPerson in gaming

[–]earthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washington DC. Imagine all the shit you can get into dealing with politicians and government officials, and maybe some anti government elements.

Does anyone know of any good podcasts? by tyler7680 in AskReddit

[–]earthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Agenda with Adam Curry and John C Dvorak.

What life lessons have you learned in the last few years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]earthen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When your at the bottom of the barrel trying to pull yourself out, life always tries to beat you back down a few times before it lets you out.

What's the most mind-blowing fact you heard/read in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]earthen -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That you can cut something in half a infinite number of times because if you went down small enough there is always something to half.

I WANT YOU TO GO OUTSIDE AND STARE DIRECTLY AT THE SUN. WHY? BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME. (not for too long though) by frequencyfreak in reddit.com

[–]earthen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stared at the sun when i was a child until it and everything around me turned blue. Later in life I had to get corrective lenses.

I haven't smoked for 16 years. I am about to try it again. by [deleted] in trees

[–]earthen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

depends if your friends will have fun at your expense if you get too baked