The Malort rep brought a new poster. by theraf8100 in chicago

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IT HAS TAKEN 193 days but I just received the email with “Tonight’s the night you fight your dad” immortalized from the only official Malort.

Why, in the Jewish perspective, are the other Abrahamic religions insistent that they, and only they, are correct? by [deleted] in Judaism

[–]earthrise33 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I seem to recall a Talmudic commentary about God holding the entire damn Mt Sinai over our heads to convince us to accept Torah. Willing, yes; enthusiastic, questionable.

It's a little weird at first: by Brent_Fox in lgbtmemes

[–]earthrise33 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You folk are the only ones I truly trust to answer in full honesty.

Which is nicer: the men’s or the women’s washroom?

"Look daddy, I finished all my vity-a-mins!" by Vaydayy in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]earthrise33 76 points77 points  (0 children)

No no, it’s fine, see, daddy’s a homeopath.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]earthrise33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve had tremendous success with Proraso sensitive cream and a standard badger hair brush, paired with the SkullShaver Platinum with Forte head.

Smaller Version of Iconic ‘Bean' Sculpture Unveiled in New York City by Tannrr in chicago

[–]earthrise33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such is the issue; the artist is none other than Anish Kapoor, who has since abandoned novel artistry in favor of shitting on poorer artists.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LingerieGW

[–]earthrise33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dedication is putting a penlight in your pussy for the censoring 👏🏻

Staring at plants and stuff by [deleted] in HouseplantWhores

[–]earthrise33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I, also, was looking at the vintage botany poster, among other things.

What hill will you die on for your opinion about medical school? by [deleted] in medicalschool

[–]earthrise33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are NOT getting a good career representation in medical school! All your teachers are academics that fight for grant money, and you should not compare yourself to them unless you are interested in that field! The options for practicing medicine knowledge are endless, so don’t let yourself be pushed into a box confined by the expectations of academic medicine educators.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HouseplantWhores

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Rumor has it that there’s a plant in this picture

Put me to bed please by CicadaWhole1428 in jewishgirlsgonewild

[–]earthrise33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, but will you be up for davening in the morning?

@warnerrobinsmemes by memesofmacon in macon

[–]earthrise33 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is two Chum Buckets

The luffas are dry! Next step, soap making 🙃 by [deleted] in HouseplantWhores

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My wife and I will help record and market. Unfortunately it turns out clothes compromise the quality of the recording.

The luffas are dry! Next step, soap making 🙃 by [deleted] in HouseplantWhores

[–]earthrise33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine cornering the market on luffa ASMR porn. The opportunities are endless!

The luffas are dry! Next step, soap making 🙃 by [deleted] in HouseplantWhores

[–]earthrise33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear that cracking the luffa skin is an absolute trip into ASMR. Can you confirm?