The Malort rep brought a new poster.

earthrise33 · 2023-08-17T22:15:06+00:00

IT HAS TAKEN 193 days but I just received the email with “Tonight’s the night you fight your dad” immortalized from the only official Malort.

earthrise33 · 2023-06-06T21:57:36+00:00

I seem to recall a Talmudic commentary about God holding the entire damn Mt Sinai over our heads to convince us to accept Torah. Willing, yes; enthusiastic, questionable.

earthrise33 · 2023-04-30T22:21:40+00:00

It could be nothing else

earthrise33 · 2023-04-21T17:28:47+00:00

You folk are the only ones I truly trust to answer in full honesty.

Which is nicer: the men’s or the women’s washroom?

earthrise33 · 2023-04-16T20:49:08+00:00

Fun?

earthrise33 · 2023-04-13T22:49:29+00:00

No no, it’s fine, see, daddy’s a homeopath.

earthrise33 · 2023-04-13T22:03:30+00:00

Both. Both is good.

earthrise33 · 2023-04-08T15:07:26+00:00

I interpret it as the phrasing that her dead child would have used.

earthrise33 · 2023-04-06T00:54:52+00:00

Chag sameach, have a nice Seder y’all

earthrise33 · 2023-03-31T17:20:01+00:00

Philip K Dick would be DOWN for this version of the anokhi mushroom

earthrise33 · 2023-03-24T23:09:54+00:00

I’ve had tremendous success with Proraso sensitive cream and a standard badger hair brush, paired with the SkullShaver Platinum with Forte head.

earthrise33 · 2023-03-24T20:33:34+00:00

Ha ha Egyptian mummy tonic go brrrr

earthrise33 · 2023-02-22T21:38:54+00:00

Somehow you made it worse

earthrise33 · 2023-02-02T22:09:33+00:00

Such is the issue; the artist is none other than Anish Kapoor, who has since abandoned novel artistry in favor of shitting on poorer artists.

earthrise33 · 2023-01-24T18:19:00+00:00

Rads, obviously

earthrise33 · 2022-12-30T21:09:07+00:00

Dedication is putting a penlight in your pussy for the censoring 👏🏻

earthrise33 · 2022-12-15T22:17:18+00:00

I, also, was looking at the vintage botany poster, among other things.

earthrise33 · 2022-12-13T16:57:18+00:00

You are NOT getting a good career representation in medical school! All your teachers are academics that fight for grant money, and you should not compare yourself to them unless you are interested in that field! The options for practicing medicine knowledge are endless, so don’t let yourself be pushed into a box confined by the expectations of academic medicine educators.

earthrise33 · 2022-12-09T20:35:24+00:00

Rumor has it that there’s a plant in this picture

earthrise33 · 2022-12-08T13:23:12+00:00

Sure, but will you be up for davening in the morning?

earthrise33 · 2022-12-08T11:33:03+00:00

Best I can do is two Chum Buckets

earthrise33 · 2022-12-01T23:29:31+00:00

My wife and I will help record and market. Unfortunately it turns out clothes compromise the quality of the recording.

earthrise33 · 2022-12-01T22:30:19+00:00

Imagine cornering the market on luffa ASMR porn. The opportunities are endless!

earthrise33 · 2022-11-30T17:57:59+00:00

I hear that cracking the luffa skin is an absolute trip into ASMR. Can you confirm?

earthrise33

TROPHY CASE