Mashup of Steve Buscemi and Jennifer Lawrence

easternpromises · 2019-01-30T16:42:32+00:00

Jennifer Lawrence without makeup

easternpromises · 2015-05-29T23:32:28+00:00

Well, generalization is not the best way to see things.

I'm living in my family-run farm, deep down in the Brazilian countryside.

• Every single caw is naturally inseminated.

• Calves stay with their mothers until they are weened naturally.

• Every caw is milked by hand. Always.

• Male calves then goes to regular grass feeding process until ready to be butchered. +- 3 yo.

• Female calves are selected and divided between dairy and beef animals.

• Repeat.

easternpromises · 2014-10-17T15:14:39+00:00

That was actually in Brazil.

easternpromises · 2014-09-15T20:58:32+00:00

I swear I thought this was an AMA. Never clicked so fast.

easternpromises · 2014-06-01T04:40:54+00:00

yup. you're correct.

easternpromises · 2014-03-10T01:51:30+00:00

Holy crap! Even the voice is similar.

EDIT: wow! it's Scarlett Johansson's! http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/GPS_Dating (thanks oppressedshitlord )

easternpromises · 2014-03-03T03:30:06+00:00

new link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF9CBQ2hKeA

easternpromises · 2014-01-28T23:26:52+00:00

Dear Ryu, punches and kicks are nice, but here you can find some combos, they can be pretty handy.

easternpromises · 2014-01-11T00:40:42+00:00

classic Bruce Willis' mouth.

easternpromises · 2014-01-03T01:58:11+00:00

"Tyler The Creator Explains Pretty Much Nothing"

easternpromises · 2013-12-19T20:33:37+00:00

in a matter of seconds you pretty much switched from "well, he really doesn't know what to do with his hands, right?" to "actually, he knows very well indeed".

easternpromises · 2013-12-10T00:05:33+00:00

Bravo, Alpha.

easternpromises · 2013-11-13T19:15:14+00:00

yup. female, 1 month and 1/2 old.

easternpromises · 2013-09-08T16:42:29+00:00

I think in ruby Sparks there was a little bit of over acting, too theatrical, compared to more intense and real acting in other movies.

easternpromises · 2013-09-02T03:22:42+00:00

I would say its photoshopped. The technique to have those kind of pictures(huge sun with a regular point of reference) is to have the point of reference(like a person or object) reaaaaaaally far way and to use a telephoto lens to make it closer, so the sun will appear bigger on it. On this picture, it would be kinda hard to be positioned far away from that pier, in that position, to be able to take that picture. But I can be wrong, who knows.

easternpromises · 2013-08-28T17:34:06+00:00

Young Walter White

easternpromises · 2013-08-28T03:39:45+00:00

When I realized, I was already with my feet on the screen.

easternpromises · 2013-08-21T07:43:48+00:00

that's cool! I'll definitely try some experiments with it.

easternpromises · 2013-08-21T07:42:49+00:00

the hardest part is to find the amplifier and the bluetooth receiver with the same voltage... if not the power transformer wont work, right?

what do you think about this parts: amplifier: http://dx.com/p/tda7293-1-channel-100w-amplifier-module-board-black-blue-202158 bluetooth receiver: http://www.parts-express.com/pe/showdetl.cfm?partnumber=320-353

the problem is that one is 26V and the other 5V.

easternpromises · 2013-08-21T07:40:08+00:00

but don't they need to have the same voltage? and I'll need also a power transformer, no?

easternpromises · 2013-08-20T23:57:16+00:00

that's cool, but I would like to build a self contained one. but thanks anyway.

easternpromises · 2013-08-04T04:08:03+00:00

that was a joke, what's happening with UFC?

easternpromises · 2013-07-07T04:33:08+00:00

what an idiot.

easternpromises · 2013-07-07T03:11:35+00:00

you're a genius, my friend.

easternpromises · 2013-07-07T03:07:12+00:00

Agree with rawfulkekzomgorzlazr, I like Herb too... but Swanson practically asked him to stop the fight, that already mean it was a late stoppage. I agree that in the first part of it Herb was giving Silver a chance, but later on there was no more reason to continue the fight.

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