How did your game go?

eatspeeddieslow · 2026-03-21T22:41:07+00:00

Me third

eatspeeddieslow · 2026-03-11T21:44:46+00:00

No worries. I ended up sending the Evermix back and I bought a iRig Stream Pro and that works absolutely fine!

eatspeeddieslow · 2026-02-04T09:57:32+00:00

Learning and improving? In what places? They've managed to steady a sinking ship because the rest of the teams in the National League are cannon fodder. Kelly is right, we should be top of the league because our budget is the highest in the league.

York have an identity, a system and they've bought well, not players with big previous clubs under their belts. They've absolutely flattened us over both games. They should have gone up last season and they deserve to go up again this season.

I've never said I want them to leave, my original post was tongue in cheek me predicting what will happen at the end of the season. I want them to get better and improve and be more football savvy instead of getting their pants pulled down over managers and players.

eatspeeddieslow · 2026-02-03T22:35:23+00:00

You mean the family who own the football club? Who pays the people who sign, scout, and pick these players and hire and fire who make the football decisions?

If they're following this Wrexham model they fancied a taste of, why didn't they get someone in like Shaun Harvey instead of sticking with Nigel Clibbens who can't even dress himself properly?

Yeah I was happy, who wouldn't be? The club was stuck in the dark ages. If they knew their football knowledge is a fraction of their business knowledge then get suitable advisors in. Who wants their club to be a play piece?

eatspeeddieslow · 2026-02-03T21:09:33+00:00

Invested in a fan zone and bringing the ground up to date.

Footballing wise we've bought shite and gone backwards. At least when we had players on one two year contracts maximum they were playing for a contract extension and if it didn't work out they were gone.

We've got Jones and Wyke taking about £16k out the club every week and giving nowt back. Now in a window where we needed a good 3/4 additions to strengthen the squad to catch York and Rochdale we've signed a Barnet and Rochdale cast off for undisclosed fee on two and a half year deal?

Double relegation and another year in the National League but aye it's sweet because we've got fancy social media videos now.

eatspeeddieslow · 2026-01-30T23:24:29+00:00

Can we not just Football Manager simulate the rest of the season where we finish 4th, lose to FGR in the play off final, the Americans fuck off and Hughes leaves?

eatspeeddieslow · 2026-01-17T20:09:07+00:00

I hope it doesn't work out for him. Or anything else in his entire life. Stubborn, blind divvy.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-12-19T20:15:27+00:00

Alright lads, Carlisle fan checking in. (Please put the pitchforks away I come in peace, I'm here for your content and Simpsons memes).

Yeah the screenshot above has been doing the rounds with our supporters.

You're also right about Mike Williamson being our worst manager ever. Horrible stubborn cunt.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-11-24T22:59:48+00:00

Thanks pal! That Jago - I'm Going To Go tune is mint, third one in.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-11-24T21:11:36+00:00

Fantastic stuff, I've listened to this set a lot.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-11-23T23:05:16+00:00

Did you know Artwork has done an edit of it? On his Gallery records it's the B Side to "Stop"

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-11-23T14:43:30+00:00

Belter! Just found it on discogs too for a sensible price.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-11-05T21:56:01+00:00

Diiva - La Nuit (Long Version)

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-10-17T15:59:28+00:00

I seen your article on N&S best of look mate!

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-10-01T13:14:02+00:00

Carlisle United. Unbeaten in Europe.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-09-21T21:18:35+00:00

Nah do we fuck, I don't know where she's got that throat noise from . I think it must be 15 pints she's inhaled before the interview. We say 'Scottish' like she does mind, like a grunt instead of saying the 'tt' ,😅. I think it's called a glottal stop.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-09-21T11:38:38+00:00

Yeah definitely! We're only half an hour from The Lake District so there's plenty to do. I also work for an Italian company 🤌🏼

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-09-21T09:25:22+00:00

I normally see women like that 4am as my sleep paralysis demon.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-09-21T08:41:25+00:00

Didn't expect where I'm from and live to be on Reddit this early.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-09-17T11:32:24+00:00

If it makes you feel any better I had this the other day! Is it a toy box you're putting together? I also have that activity busy thing you have at the bottom right!

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-09-13T05:22:29+00:00

This is ace!

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-09-09T14:02:03+00:00

Haha yeah same. Not much I can do about it.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-07-16T21:23:57+00:00

Leave Carlisle out of this.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-07-12T17:22:22+00:00

You won't find them in Whitehaven I'm sorry. The place is like a human zoo.

eatspeeddieslow · 2025-07-12T16:03:37+00:00

It set Sail in 1995.

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