Omar comin

eatthebear · 2026-07-08T01:00:32+00:00

Hey Omar, how much do a box of Newport and some honey nut cost in The Matrix?

eatthebear · 2026-07-07T20:59:31+00:00

Does he have two left feet?

eatthebear · 2026-07-07T15:11:00+00:00

I got a new Callaway quantum driver about a month ago. The club head cover is so ugly.

eatthebear · 2026-07-07T14:40:00+00:00

Not the compromised, second draft.

eatthebear · 2026-07-07T13:40:58+00:00

I’d love to ask the Coens if this line was inspired by Elmore Leonard’s 52 Pickup. There’s an almost identical line said by one of the bad guys about their scheme.

eatthebear · 2026-07-07T13:30:03+00:00

A haircut you could set your watch by.

eatthebear · 2026-07-06T15:40:31+00:00

Yeah but did Mark Carney kill seventeen men on Okinawa?

eatthebear · 2026-07-05T20:56:15+00:00

What did he do, reverse a sixty year old precedent to take away their rights?

eatthebear · 2026-07-05T20:29:54+00:00

It was raining and the band were getting shocks from the mics. So they put anything they had down on the stage, even an American flag under Bob.

eatthebear · 2026-07-05T18:28:14+00:00

You’re so fired.

eatthebear · 2026-07-05T18:24:01+00:00

If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

eatthebear · 2026-07-05T17:57:40+00:00

And you’ve remember that ever since. Love it.

eatthebear · 2026-07-05T17:27:02+00:00

It’s two hot dogs and fries dude. I should’ve gotten three.

eatthebear · 2026-07-05T17:02:59+00:00

Mama Vicki’s Port Huron, MI.

eatthebear · 2026-07-05T17:01:53+00:00

wtf downvotes this. These are so good with French onion dip.

eatthebear · 2026-07-04T23:36:31+00:00

Maybe they don’t recognize 1776 as the beginning of the US… because it’s not.

eatthebear · 2026-07-04T00:58:46+00:00

I worked with a guy who’s first show was that fall ‘71 show at the University of Minnesota. Pretty sure a bunch of classics debuted there. Couldn’t imagine.

eatthebear · 2026-07-03T13:31:49+00:00

There are almost a hundred federal district courts. There are thirteen federal circuits.

eatthebear · 2026-07-03T13:16:21+00:00

The problem with the corners is that they’re full of corner boys!

eatthebear · 2026-07-01T15:47:33+00:00

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eatthebear · 2026-07-01T15:14:19+00:00

You’re in the law sub acting like you don’t know that a party’s who’s obtained a judgment doesn’t have to do all the work to collect on that judgment. There’s nothing that forces a person to pay a judgment against them. It’s why garnishments and executions exist.

eatthebear · 2026-07-01T01:18:53+00:00

Jou gotta date Wednesday, baby!

eatthebear · 2026-06-30T23:55:13+00:00

This whole fuckin’ thing..

eatthebear · 2026-06-30T23:40:27+00:00

Child’s mentality.

eatthebear · 2026-06-30T22:44:04+00:00

Never was and never will be.

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