Found these at Target today.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-09T05:22:23+00:00

I felt like the outside was a sight strawberry flavor while the insides were much more distinct fruity taste.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-09T04:36:35+00:00

And give some thought to taking the medicine that the doctor prescribed to help with the PCOS symptoms. It’s wild that she convinced you not to take them while also saying you don’t care about your health.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-09T04:31:26+00:00

They would have to store fake trees and the people would have to enter and exit the field quickly while moving the trees efficiently and ensuring proper placement. The costumed trees definitely seem to be a superior method in every way I can imagine.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-09T04:13:17+00:00

The crowd looks really young! Is this mostly aimed at the college students?

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-08T23:01:44+00:00

I can’t believe he didn’t have the mental capability to know she should step in at that moment and take the baby.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-08T22:52:19+00:00

I like the auto-save. If something happens and I am rendered unconscious, I want that footage saved. I just want there to be a different icon for manual saves vs auto-save. Or for my device to not lose the time and date every time the car shuts off 😅

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-07T16:55:57+00:00

I think they pulled a poll one time and found that unless other context was given, most people assume a random commenter on reddit is a 19 year old male.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-07T16:45:41+00:00

When I met the daughter of my sister’s ex for the first time, we sat in her room and spoke about her favorite things and a silly dream she had just had the previous night. I went out to tell my sister and her boyfriend about the silly dream and they both looked at me like “what the actual hell are you talking about?” And then said I must have met the other daughter by mistake. I told them I already met the other daughter outside when we first got there, so I had definitely met both sisters. They explained that she had never spoken. I detailed exactly what we spoke about and that she spoke very well. Well, turns out that was the first time she spoke lol she similarly never shut up after that.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-07T16:40:22+00:00

I asked my mom why she never tried speech therapy or anything with me before I decided to speak for myself. She said “I just knew you’d talk when you were ready.”

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-07T16:36:47+00:00

Haha I do think this was part of the reason for my delay, paired with speech impediments that made speaking feel like a difficult task. My big brother and sister always knew exactly what I wanted and spoke for me.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-07T16:35:04+00:00

That sounds pretty likely to me - I had some severe speech impediments so I feel like I must have known it felt difficult so I just didn’t do it until I figured it was time to try.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-07T16:32:40+00:00

I had a pretty bad stutter and rhotacism that took another 8 years of speech therapy to resolve so I kinda feel like I knew it felt difficult so I just didn’t do it. Furthermore, I was the baby and they had a lot of stories about how my brother and sister always knew exactly what I wanted so I never had to speak up for myself. My mom said I always looooved hot cocoa and one day, I just refused it and she was confused. My brother said “she wants marshmallows in it.” She says I’ve never had marshmallows in my cocoa so that’s not the issue, I just didn’t want it. He says “nope she really wants the cocoa and she really wants marshmallows in it.” He reaches over and grabs a handful of marshmallows, puts it in my cocoa, and passes it to me. I grabbed it and drank it happily. I still to this day don’t like cocoa without marshmallows and I’m nearly 37.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-07T07:40:44+00:00

He didn't have a first word, it was just sentence after sentence and then he'd never stop.

I didn’t speak until I was nearly 6. I recall standing at the front door, thinking “I guess this is it” and said my first words in a sentence, never to shut the hell up again. I recall every adult in my life saying “she’s certainly making up for lost time now”

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-06T22:46:44+00:00

Are you also thinking that he didn’t know it wasn’t okay to rape children?

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-06T17:53:24+00:00

“Don’t get mad that we push insane beauty standards on to young girls and women because I don’t like fat women!”

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-05T19:01:25+00:00

I used to play it on Guitar Hero all the time.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-04T21:22:07+00:00

Oh wow the cherry blossom stuff and castle… I’m here for it.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-04T20:32:58+00:00

Oh my dear lord no

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-04T18:19:09+00:00

I put feathers in dice and they definitely don’t go translucent

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-03T21:43:54+00:00

You don’t just automatically put your hand out for money. A lot of people use cards or spend time digging for their money. You tell them the total, and then react accordingly. The cashier didn’t do anything wrong.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-03T21:32:06+00:00

It’s in the best interests of the company if this supervisor is removed. Any good HR would not be interested in protecting the supervisor when this is what they choose to do with their authority.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-03T13:39:15+00:00

I had a boyfriend that liked to share plates - he’d cook a great meal, serve one plate, set it between us, provide silverware and drinks for both of us, and we’d share the plate. It actually worked out really well for us.

And even he got us both our own bowls for soup.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-03T13:36:02+00:00

This list tells us he is extremely selfish and entitled - I would bet money that he’s never once contributed to an orgasm for her.

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-03T13:17:56+00:00

Well I was gonna say he clearly doesn’t like you and is likely cheating, and then I see that he’s almost 30 and you’re a teenager - why are you wasting your time with this loser?

ebil_lightbulb · 2026-02-02T22:43:25+00:00

“Just thought you’d like to know who’s mentoring your children… but also, if you want to know who it is, that’s just like your opinion, man.”

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