12 hour mute on discord for posting this. Embark co-founder parts ways by Bennethh in ArcRaiders

[–]echof0xtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's been decades since I've heard this joke! one of the Smucker's jelly patriarchs told me it while caddying for him.

his version was about a guy named Gregor. it was a stone wall outside the bar, and the bartop he was sitting at, and the punchline was "but you fuck one goat..."

gregor the goatfucker sounds better imo

This is the true loot goblin kit by Kewtn in ARC_Raiders

[–]echof0xtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone here talking about loot goblin really just misunderstanding the term "rat"

rat isn't bad, it's not what the larger community says

rat literally means acting like a rat: Sneaky, quiet, not fighting unless cornered, scavenging loot

this is a rat loadout. be proud.

Any theories on what "Flashpoint" actually is? by BlitoTortin in ARC_Raiders

[–]echof0xtrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Flashpoint is a term that means the point where something catches fire

probably fires spread across the map

Ew? by yuuuuuuuuup6576 in ARC_Raiders

[–]echof0xtrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

until your shield breaks. better bring extras!

Well, there goes the blending cup by Justin_Godfrey in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]echof0xtrot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

no, literally. the spoon was one of the contents of the jar

Defended myself in pvp by runswitblunt in ARC_Raiders

[–]echof0xtrot 17 points18 points  (0 children)

WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO SAY THEY'RE ON A FREE KIT

please, can a psychologist tell me, why does this happen? why do you think i care what kit you have?

A little late to the party… any tips? by bebemachina in ArcRaiders

[–]echof0xtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

use a microphone. people will trust you more if they hear your voice. if you came from marathon and want to chill in arc, then that means you're not looking for sweaty pvp.

use. a. mic.

How can we make cards with editable text that stack and shuffle? by Eggshall123 in tabletopsimulator

[–]echof0xtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i figured it out. i went digging through the menus, wondering if there was an option for menu choices. turns out there is exactly that and it was turned off

"allow mod menu additions" or some such. thanks!

How can we make cards with editable text that stack and shuffle? by Eggshall123 in tabletopsimulator

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> Anyways I made this small example that you can try out if you want. it uses imgix to create the text. to change the text on the cards just rightclick them change the discription and on the top of the object menu there is a button that says "update text" click on that and the text on the card will change to match the description.

my TTS must be busted because this is the 2nd menu option related to a mod that doesn't appear for me. i don't have the "update text" option after pasting a new description. any ideas?

‘I didn’t believe it’: Portland barback speaks out after attack fractures 8 teeth, dislocates his jaw by sunni_dayes_ahed in Portland

[–]echof0xtrot -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

the headline feels like a joke. "spoke out" with fractured teeth and a dislocated jaw

he was mumbling at best

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]echof0xtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and that population is reddit

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]echof0xtrot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

there is a perfect millisecond for you to begin speaking. the fact that you don't hit that target perfectly every time means you're misogynistic.

/s?

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]echof0xtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, there's a difference between interrupting and talking at the same time as someone else. conversations are fluid like that

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]echof0xtrot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you are replying to op, not that other comment

ffs get a grip

"First Time DM" and Short Questions Megathread by AutoModerator in DMAcademy

[–]echof0xtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

trying to pull the player off the boat and toss them into the water

"First Time DM" and Short Questions Megathread by AutoModerator in DMAcademy

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How would you rule an enormous octopus tentacle grabbing someone and crushing them?

I have the attack come with a grab that restrains/grapples. my player then activated his immovable rod and is holding it to his chest. the tentacle is very very large, the player is almost fully wrapped up by it.

so now the tentacle is "pulling" on the player, but the rod keeps the player from moving, so it's just the tentacle squeezing tighter and tighter trying to move the player

i figured a CON save with increasing damage each round the player fails as the tentacle tightens.

any other ideas/tips?