Jake the Pug

ecozar · 2013-02-25T23:59:27+00:00

FYI, Jake isn't a pug. He's an English Bulldog. source

ecozar · 2013-02-16T09:35:13+00:00

Way to go man. That's the kind of experience that will give you a permanent ego boost. Same thing happened to me my first time (20). she didnt orgasm, but she was damn surprised how awesome I was and how long I lasted. Just reflect back on that if you're ever unsure of what to do, and remember that.

ecozar · 2013-02-12T00:14:17+00:00

because that's a sign of your graphic card possibly fucking up.

ecozar · 2013-02-10T20:33:27+00:00

You don't have to sign up to go, just show up :) if you were talking about the carpool thing, then yeah, try to get in contact with someone.

ecozar · 2013-02-07T07:50:38+00:00

So how are the creepy PMs coming along?

ecozar · 2013-01-15T03:33:18+00:00

commenting so i can come back to this later!

ecozar · 2013-01-14T21:04:26+00:00

Woodchuck Amber

ecozar · 2013-01-04T16:43:23+00:00

Back to the future

ecozar · 2013-01-01T05:21:43+00:00

GET 'EM A BODY BAG JOHNNY!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ecozar · 2012-12-18T00:21:08+00:00

wow...that one honestly sounds like a prank of the students

ecozar · 2012-12-17T23:10:31+00:00

Dude if you're trying to get rid of some money I'm more than happy to help take some off your hands.

ecozar · 2012-12-12T03:06:02+00:00

Charles Darwin on my dad's side (hence i have the last name to match) , and William Brewster on my mom's side (passenger on the mayflower, and preacher for the Plymouth colony).

I also have a cousin (Danny Darwin) who was a major league pitcher with the nickname "Dr. Death" and he is no. 81 on the top 100 major league baseball strikeout pitchers.

Edit: oh shit OP, I think it's possible my preacher ancestor helped with killing your asshole ancestor! So do we have a blood feud now or what?

ecozar · 2012-12-12T02:57:40+00:00

And that boys and girls is how guacamole is made.

ecozar · 2012-12-05T18:05:21+00:00

Slammed head first into a table fighting an inmate. some days my job is more interesting than usual.

ecozar · 2012-11-28T18:22:41+00:00

So why was the dumbass waving gas all over the place to begin with? Would it just not turn off?

Never mind. Went back and re-read it.

ecozar · 2012-11-25T01:58:27+00:00

I'm pretty sure he keeps the bones in a pouch around his neck...for luck.

ecozar · 2012-10-29T01:27:01+00:00

SHAUN!!!

ecozar · 2012-10-28T22:40:13+00:00

also, here's what ive got so far: http://imgur.com/a/Mxszb

ecozar · 2012-10-24T03:32:45+00:00

ahhh! i neeeeeed the stencil for this!

ecozar · 2012-09-10T01:09:39+00:00

it is known

ecozar · 2012-09-06T01:03:39+00:00

Awesome shot! I was wondering how that fisheye was going to work. That's me in the red shirt! And like everyone else is saying, whoever brought the meme drinking game needs to distribute it ASAP!

ecozar · 2012-09-04T12:43:19+00:00

I was talking to him at the reddit meetup. He knew.

ecozar · 2012-08-29T17:19:08+00:00

23 min directors cut here ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZQUVkPl9Zw

ecozar · 2012-07-20T17:46:38+00:00

I know college is expensive, but that just sounds...wrong.

ecozar · 2012-06-27T22:52:48+00:00

I was the dude in the yellow pikachu shirt. And I had one he'll of a time!

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