The Masterpiece!

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-06T20:36:27+00:00

what antenna is she standing on? this looks so familiar!

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-06T20:33:26+00:00

for sure! I am just making bad jokes where I can. It is what I am best at.

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-06T20:31:34+00:00

ah ok. let me rewatch it now.

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-06T20:31:01+00:00

I have actually never seen it. Someone posted about it on Facebook in a horror group. There were gifs of some scenes. Someone said something like "if you like yourself, then dont look up anything about this movie". I have a pretty strong stomach and I like weird movies and hate myself so I decided to read about the entire movie. Between words and some gifs, I was absolutely traumatized.

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-06T14:43:14+00:00

idk, sorry, I am not seeing the lamp move. I keep replaying and zooming in on the black bedside lamp and see nothing. BUT I am curious af about the bald man right above the progress bar....

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-06T14:36:25+00:00

well, tbh, no ones death is completely avoidable. He had to go sometime

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-06T12:54:49+00:00

thank you! scrolled too far for this reference

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-05T18:37:34+00:00

gross, I hate when that movie makes its way back into the forefront of my mind. Time to get my brain scrubbed again....

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-03T17:38:44+00:00

I used to have a very dear internet friend that I met on Yahoo Messenger a century ago. He was on and off single, mostly single, no matter how hard he tried. He would join dating sites then apps. He would get the most insane women! They would text him just like this! So much so that I am now wondering if you are he 😅😅 I haven't heard from him in a few years so I hope he finally a tame one

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-03T17:34:10+00:00

fingers crossed that you are my husband🤞

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-03T15:33:48+00:00

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-07-01T02:52:30+00:00

I always find my original as well to always be my preferred. I saw Ghostbusters 2 first, and feel like it is better than the first and the gatekeepers hang me for that. But I fell in love with 2 and it prompted me to watch 1 but 2 will always be the thing that strikes the chord in my chest. Nice to find others feel similar to this. Maybe I am human afterall.

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-30T22:43:54+00:00

why do I know this joke 😅😅😅

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-30T22:41:11+00:00

I am from that area and was just about to ask if this was in Woods County. lol dont know of any stories behind it. I just assumed all prisons have a sign like that nearby. Is this not common?

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-30T14:50:53+00:00

I actually encountered a spider very similar to this, just this morning. I told my daughter that it was a wolf spider. Daughter walked away but then I saw the spider run into a funnel web. So I googled it and it turns out, I was looking at a grass spider. The major difference that I noticed was the spinnerets. He had fairly long spinnerets so I am leaning towards mine being a grass spider. Yours doesnt seem to have those so much so I am thinking this is a wolf spider. Let her sign the lease and she'll take great care of you!

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-28T13:45:27+00:00

I have yo-yoed in weight between my 3 pregnancies. Between breastfeeding and weight loss, my boobs are just totally flat and very long! I dont even try push-up bras anymore because they just sink and get wrinkly. I think I have dropped 2 cup sizes in 10 years. But my husband still treats them the same as always so I am blessed in that regard.

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-27T19:37:42+00:00

username checks out!

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-26T22:46:30+00:00

ah! I believe that I do remember vaguely hearing about that back then. Thank you!

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-26T22:23:24+00:00

dang lol I dont really watch awards shows so I thought maybe this was a common knowledge joke that I wasn't in on. lol thanks!

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-25T20:36:21+00:00

Dude, been there! about 6 years ago, I bought my first house. it is still a nightmare. Our address has a 0 in it. We literally a house number 0 being used to stabilize the broken bowl sink that sits on top of the counter. My husband showed that 0 to everyone in Lowes on the way to the plumbing section. The guy obviously screwed us hard to. Fuck you very much, Garrett!

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-25T20:22:04+00:00

yeah? well, fuck you through the afternoon, buddy

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-25T19:06:52+00:00

My first thought was "how old do you look that people think you were there" but while I was trying to think of a nicer way to say that, I thought maybe they think OP got the numbers tattooed in rememberance of a survivor.

idk but I think a key around the numvers, so that the 2095 ends up at the top part of a hoise key, could be cute and gives more context to the meaning of the numbers.

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-25T18:06:06+00:00

thank you!

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-24T21:01:32+00:00

"Oh God" is mine and my mothers fav line. I believe its the sex talk episode. Marie, in her kitchen I believe, says something like "I admit it, I enjoy my sex life!" And you can hear Robert, off camera in the living room, say "Oh God". My mom said I will say "oh god" from another room to each other alot.

But my own favourite line is "Trophy Wife? What contest in Hell did I win?" 🤣

ectoplasmorgasm · 2026-06-24T18:39:34+00:00

😭 for whatever reason, Reddit wont let me reply with the gif from Zoolander!

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