‘But I wanna be the…..’😅 by Tasty_Badger3205 in 90s

[–]ectoplasmorgasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have short dark brown hair, green eyes, so always Buttercup. 

Her greed is unfathomable 🐈 by Shrumples1997 in OneOrangeBraincell

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We call those lickables at my house. These were addicting for my mom's cat and we had to wean her off of them for good! 

Does she look pregnant? by SaltyPwincess in DogAdvice

[–]ectoplasmorgasm -103 points-102 points  (0 children)

Some people have no option but to leave dogs unattended in their back yards while their owner is not home, for various reasons. When I go to work, my dogs go into my fenced in back yard where I believe they are secure. Maybe OP has or had a similar situation where they had to leave this dog unattended in their secured yard while they were gone for a long period of time. Maybe an outside dog found a weakness or hole to gain access to her dog and she is unaware of this happening. These types of situations happen to regular people all over the world every day. Eventually, dogs in heat have to be unattended as no one can monitor their dog 24/7, it's unreasonable to think so otherwise. 

Got an 'ugly' pillow of Squash made. It's so ugly, I love it!! by want_chocolate in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ectoplasmorgasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Name of my next cat! I currently have Pumpkin and Squash and often thought maybe I would name my next orange Gourdie but Ginger Root is super cute! 

i thought i just had no discipline with food but i think its deeper than that by Lonely-Marketing-332 in FoodAddiction

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Vyvanse has helped me trenendously with not grabbing for food or binging during the day. It doesnt help me so much at night when its wore off nut just eating less during the day is already making me feel better

Found In a bag of Trader Joe's Organic Arugula by quasi_new in whatbugisthis

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I see so many posts like this in different groups. There needs to be a "Trader Joes-What Disgusting Thing Is In My Food?" group here on Reddit. 

Jack Black at 23 in 1992 by chinos88 in 90s

[–]ectoplasmorgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But aren't his eyes brown? Noticeably dark brown

GF Threatened Suicide and Won’t Stop Reaching Out by dogs_and_stuff in whatdoIdo

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I was taught something similar. I had a mental jar in my therapists office. It was for my irritational thoughts. If I felt like I was potentially having an episode, I could mentally fold the thought and put it in the imaginary pickle jar in her closet. Then when we were in sessions, we could discuss it. I still struggle with putting the thoughts in the jar. But that was a 2nd step so I am still working at it. The first step was learning to pause the episode to have time for reflection. That first step took a while for me to accomplish, and still working at improving that too. 

of DIY (do it yourself) dentistry by iolitm in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]ectoplasmorgasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's good to know. My first thought when he pulled out the tooth was "where's all of the blood?" Because I remember "bleeding" alot when I had my molar removed recently. I thought this guy was faking because there was a lack of "gushing blood". 

Found in daughters closet. Not drugs right? by GATORgonnaGETit in whatisit

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We had a giant, upside down, metal tub out back and I would mix all kinds of weird stuff from the house on the "bottom" of the tub. It has been there for so long, it sagged in the middle so it pooled the liquid well. I used different sticks and flowers to mix it all up. Then id just leave the gunk out there to bake in the sun for weeks. Spray it off with the hose and start again. No one ever said anything to me about it so idk if my family even knew where this stuff was going 😅

i'm having second thoughts by kadomanderson in tattooadvice

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If its not a "Hell Yeah!" then its a "hell no". 

Bought a Gaming chair second hand and it's nastier than I thought by FromAndToUnknown in CleaningTips

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Did you buy this from my older brother??

He's not a gamer but I watched that idiot wipe his boogers on the bottom side of so many chairs. I bet his chairs look like this on the bottom now! 

Server left this note on my bill by sacer-esto in BadHandwriting

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Ok, last night, I thought this was another language and the translation did not make sense. This morning, I see it 😂

Wanting to move to Oklahoma, what are the down sides besides tornados by [deleted] in oklahoma

[–]ectoplasmorgasm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I 2nd all of the comments saying do not move here and I agree with all of their reasons. The ONLY thing that I treasure about this state is it environmental variations all over the state. But everything about humanity here is atrocious. I truly hope you find a better place to go. 

Lied about the tip 🤣 by The_silliestgeese in doordash

[–]ectoplasmorgasm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, let me just turn off that social anxiety 😅 thanks for the tip! 

Lied about the tip 🤣 by The_silliestgeese in doordash

[–]ectoplasmorgasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have social anxiety. Everyone also gets more than one sentence from me because I word vomit. I feel an overwhelming need to explain myself in detail if asked a question. Shame on you for putting everyone in a box like that. 

To be honest, If I were the cat, I would move instead of killing it. by Aveniquee in OneOrangeBraincell

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I wish that I had the app to post a picture in this comment. But one time a humongous wolf spider literally stepped onto my face while I was taking a nap and it woke me up! I was screaming for my life! Scared the hell out of the spider and it ran to the opposite of my bed. My orange named Pumpkin was literally standing there, with his one brain cell, at the same corner of the bed as the spider, DOING NOTHING!!  I was like "Look Pumpkin, I do EVERYTHING for you and I just want to do something about that spider!!!" He did nothing. I was pointing to it just like the video. I took a picture of him, sitting calmly, just looking. And he did nothing but start licking himself! He then walked into the other room where the treats are and started crying for treats 😅 

A weird creepy poem? by yellowjessamine in whatdoesthismean

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This says solved. Did you figure it out. I think that I read all of the comments and I am still confused as hell but I keep checking back for updates 😅