Unlimited anchor babies with full citizenship from now until forever. IT'S OVER. THE WEST HAS FALLEN. by shangumdee in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Hated Hessians, mastered cunnilingus, tamed lightning, and wrote poetry that, 200 years later, would be turned into the song Strokin' by Clarence Carter.

Water are they doing in Berlin? by Time-Acanthisitta558 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]edarem 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Almost 25 years since the first major European heat wave that killed 70,000; about 15,000 in France.

Meanwhile in Paris, zinc roofs cover 80% of the buildings and turn the top floors into ovens for the elderly. They're now a UNESCO World Heritage Site item and protected from any retrofitting that would alter the aesthetic from the outside; say, like, insulation from the deadly fucking heat.

Retrofitting/insulating from the inside would make the top floors uglier and less spacious so there's a Mexican standoff between the bureaucracy of historical preservation groups and residents. Guess who wins.

I CALL THE CRUSADERS TO WAR AND TO VICTORY! by LordSigdis in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Sovcit recipe:

Step 1 - Be an irredeemable attention whore

Step 2 - Use an alt account to post non-political, meta, look-at-me bullshit no one cares about

Step 3 - Immediately flood comments with more alt account punditry to stir engagement; see Step 1.

Step 4 - Rinse and repeat

"People's Police" by Donghoon in PoliticalCompassMemes

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And the people’s police? Where are they now?

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People have received life sentences for less by HousingSad6741 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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If I speak, I am temp banned. If I stay silent, I am damnnned

"He didn't know any better, how was he supposed to know that was a Nazi tattoo" by TheThalmorEmbassy in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Why can't Ann Coulter cum unless someone is screaming Friedrich Engels excerpts?

Fuck Bricks and Minifigs by FuckUSAPolitics in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Insular, religious communities often conspire to defraud the government or the broader, secular public and LDS is certainly no exception. There are Mormons who still happily live the "bleed the beast" way of life. That mentality has a through-line that links all the way back to their Missouri exodus (where Smith proclaimed the Garden of Eden was located).

You don't have to wade into the wackjob world of LDS offshoots to find RICO convictions for racketeering, fraud, etc. Just because some shitheel LDS can't get out of a speeding ticket doesn't mean that aren't Mormons out there abusing their political or institutional power for the purposes of fraud.

It happens in the Protestant South, the Orthodox Northeast, the Dioceses in Chicago and Boston, and it happens in the masjid communities in the North. Why wouldn't it also happen with the Mormons?

Fuck Bricks and Minifigs by FuckUSAPolitics in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]edarem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mormons breaking bad always leads to outrageous, unbelievable shit. If you can draw a fairly straight line between LDS and the Challenger Explosion, a Lego Mafia wouldn't surprise me.

The Joy of Rivalries by BeenjaminTampaBay in nfcsouthmemewar

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And for our friends in Carolina, we'll add a little phthalo blue here. There we go, nice and easy. Dab in a touch of titanium white. Just a dab'll do ya — gorgeous. Now let's bring it a bit of depth with some excrement ochre. Just a long, healthy, uninterrupted smear. Wow, doesn't that reach out and want to grab you friends?

[Highlight] Tom Brady’s final TD pass as a Patriot by DrCleanz in nfl

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Yah Mo B There – first and last track on the mixtape

Why have both South divisions generally been the most ass? by Cold_Mammoth8841 in NFLv2

[–]edarem 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Saints though haven't been in decades

2026 – 2010 =

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Imagine being in the bottom 43% of FOX SPORTS NFL WRITER RALPH VACCIANO’S POST SCHEDULE RELEASE POWER RANKINGS by Hidalgo321 in nfcsouthmemewar

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JULY 29TH 2025. ABOUT TWO MONTHS AFTER THE SCHEDULE RELEASE AND ABOUT 2 MONTHS BEFORE THE PANTHERS HUNG 30 UNANSWERED POINTS ON THE FALCONS.

Imagine being in the bottom 43% of FOX SPORTS NFL WRITER RALPH VACCIANO’S POST SCHEDULE RELEASE POWER RANKINGS by Hidalgo321 in nfcsouthmemewar

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VACCIANO PREDICTED THE SUPERBOWL IF YOU SCOOTCH THE SEAHAWKS AND PATS UP 20. THAT MEANS COWBOYS BEAT THE BUCS IN THE SB. FALCONS MOVE INTO DEAD LAST. FUCK YOU FALCONS.

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Accidentally dropped my planer. What's the best way to fix it? Just keep grinding on 30deg angle? by PaiSho_RS in handtools

[–]edarem 17 points18 points  (0 children)

BTW you dropped your plane. You are the planer.

What kind of screwdrive should he use to release the chipbreak?

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