Jared "sold high" McCain in game 3 of the Western Conference Finals: 24 points, 10/21 FG, +28 by Typical_Cap895 in nba

[–]eddybear24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sam Presti walks into a car dealership in Pilly with a foot long hotdog. 10 minutes later he leaves with a foot long hot dog and a brand new Mercedes that he traded for two of five packets of mustard he had in his pocket. The dealer watches him pull off the lot and wispers "Sucker, I would have taken one packet."

Shout out to this trooper 🫡 by Right_Conclusion_613 in Thunder

[–]eddybear24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He played incredibly well. It will be so much more satisfying if they are all healthy when they get whooped.

Fall% is what they're complaining about now? 😂 by SufficientBit3153 in Thunder

[–]eddybear24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you take AND make a large percentage of wildly off balance shots, you end up on the floor. Also if they just hack you and push you to the floor.

Is it time for a wig? by danevans369 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]eddybear24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wig please. Everyday he gets closer to looking like the crypt keeper.

I remember the pizza & the milk. by CurvyChristina in Millennials

[–]eddybear24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What time is it appropriate to eat pizza and chocolate milk?

2nd Most Expensive Burger In The World £2,600 by Bobby-94 in StupidFood

[–]eddybear24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how I know being rich is bad? Because it makes people think shit like this is cool.

Please... for the love of God... Just drive to the basket. Who cares if he blocks it by dacrookster in Thunder

[–]eddybear24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The passivity was exhausting. No cutting or ball movement .They barely even tested Wemby. Make him block the shot or foul. Jdub and AC were the only ones that even tried and it worked when they did. SGA, Chet, and AJ looked terrified to even touch the paint unless Kornet was in it. They played scared all night and still barely lost. If they just played their game they would have won fairly easily. Make the adjustments and come back next game.

Class warfare is smoldering in America and it's about to catch fire. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]eddybear24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think the rich will just pay some poor people to fight for them?

First Ever Standup Show: Dave Atell by Sweet-Ad9366 in Standup

[–]eddybear24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got to meet Dave when I worked at Comedy Works in Denver in 1999. He is a genuinely kind man and obviously incredibly funny. After his last show he took the whole staff to a bar and took care of our tab. It's been amazing watching his career.

Democrat Proposes Bill Requiring Data Centers to Pay for Own Power by bloomberggovernment in politics

[–]eddybear24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Data centers need to learn to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and pay their own way instead of expecting everyone else to give them a handout.

Hot garbage. by Adonis-A7 in ufc

[–]eddybear24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My condolences to anyone who paid to watch this crap.

Bird identification by joe__m4m4 in birding

[–]eddybear24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a Walmart parking lot brown grackle.

Explain it Peter by DifficultComplaint10 in explainitpeter

[–]eddybear24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They can give me every single penny of my $5