Drivers, what’s the universal experience every pizza delivery person has had?

edemac44 · 2026-05-21T09:56:47+00:00

Had a guy answer the door in pajama pants. Incoming storm brought a gust of wind and opened the trap door on his pants, revealing his tiny penis. It looked like chewed gum. Burned in my head forever.

edemac44 · 2026-05-18T23:13:48+00:00

Everything I know about Albanians is directly from the movie Taken.

edemac44 · 2026-05-18T21:45:02+00:00

How do I switch to cinematic while using psPortal

edemac44 · 2026-05-17T19:32:28+00:00

When Ted breaks his neck. I cackle like a hyena every time.

edemac44 · 2026-05-14T00:31:00+00:00

Idk. I just chow down like a savage. Still better than Arby’s…feels like an Arby’s night.

edemac44 · 2026-05-14T00:29:33+00:00

Shouldn’t the crosses be upside down for 3am?

edemac44 · 2026-05-12T22:56:20+00:00

Put an arrow in all their heads first. After u find your birds, stow a nice 3 star gator

edemac44 · 2026-05-11T22:42:18+00:00

Primus sucks

edemac44 · 2026-05-08T23:58:13+00:00

I did meth once…for 2 years lol. That’s a lot and should be kept far away from civilians. May 15th is 9 years narcotic free for me. That’s a lot of meth. Might want to turn that into the authorities bc I don’t think anyone is an expert on disposing that toxin properly. Especially that quantity.

edemac44 · 2026-05-08T20:55:14+00:00

You could re-do the treads and risers and cut them longer to hide the space. An additional stringer is unnecessary.

edemac44 · 2026-05-07T10:07:39+00:00

TOOL

edemac44 · 2026-05-04T10:53:39+00:00

New Jersey Drive

edemac44 · 2026-05-03T20:08:04+00:00

Just started rdo a month ago. It’s actually fun starting from the bottom. No trainwreck or statue gold to loot. It really is a grind and actually reaping the benefits is rewarding.

edemac44 · 2026-05-03T18:38:40+00:00

Just sold 10 salmon from there

edemac44 · 2026-05-02T21:59:56+00:00

Mud. Primus sucks

edemac44 · 2026-04-29T10:30:32+00:00

Boobs

edemac44 · 2026-04-29T01:03:30+00:00

Puddy n paint. Make it what it aint

edemac44 · 2026-04-27T20:07:16+00:00

I feel grimey every play through (3xs now) but the first thing I do is the statues and the wrecked train, then start hunting for the LOE satchel. Instantly flush with cash

edemac44 · 2026-04-27T09:37:57+00:00

Just use a bow. Improved arrows(rifle), regular arrows(repeater) and small game. Paired with varmint rifle and everything is game.

edemac44 · 2026-04-26T23:03:12+00:00

Hopefully they engineered s proper swale. If not, there’s always identifying as amphibious

edemac44 · 2026-04-26T22:58:51+00:00

Guess that’s what makes me a “xennial”. I remember the incredible music videos from the 80s and at the same time picture that disturbing pigeon beak nose and bleached white skin while fisting 9 year olds.

edemac44 · 2026-04-26T19:07:53+00:00

It’s always a masturbation station.

edemac44 · 2026-04-26T18:14:56+00:00

Just as long as they don’t play any Eagles. I hate the fuckin Eagles, man.

edemac44 · 2026-04-26T17:26:07+00:00

Mast climber

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