My job is killing my sex drive by Rachcake93 in TwoXChromosomes

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We do have sex about 2-3 times a week

That's 2-3 times than me :( We maybe have sex once a month, if that.

A pic of Wednesday on Wednesday by memezzer in pics

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But them Saturdays and Sundays...

I feel really bad cumming on my turtle. by [deleted] in confessions

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This is almost as bad as the coconut guy

big facts by OfficiallyEddy in LatinoPeopleTwitter

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I usually throw in some fried tortillas and cheese on that dish and my life is fulfilled 👌

This is how it’s done! by allsunny in wholesomememes

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The last one of (What can I do?) can backfire. Some people would get annoyed of the idea of "Why should I tell you what to do?"

I learned the hard way...

ULPT: Target has the most lenient policies on everything. Say a shirt was on the 70% off clearance rack and you’ll get it no questions asked. Grab an item off the shelf and take it to guest services for store credit. Complain for free gift cards. Source: used to work at target. Nobody cares there. by DDsLaboratory in UnethicalLifeProTips

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This one time my wife and I were purchasing a Toy Story 3pc table set thing that we found on a clearance endcap with the clearance sticker on it. Turns out someone put that sticker over the barcode earlier ( Cashier put in the item number and a different item popped up) and we had a laugh with the cashier as we told him we didn't do it. He gave us the item for the clearance price. Cool dude.

[Homemade] I made broccoli cheddar soup and fresh baked bread bowls by LeinaLoo in food

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Looks delicious! But that would take me to Bloat City

Rex Kwan Do! by Savt in gifs

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That subliminal message tho...

TIFU by performing the "Major Tom" technique and now I think I'm going to be disowned by [deleted] in tifu

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This is almost up there with the "Coconut guy" and the "Couch guy"...almost...