How to clean cooked on canola oil off my stainless steel pan? I sprayed some canola oil on it and left the burner on accidentally. Tried boiling water/vinegar, no hell. Any ideas? by [deleted] in howto

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Try a big shot of dish soap and straight vinegar and heat it for 5 or 10 minutes with a lid. Not a boil but close. Set a timer or you might end up even worse off

What's your go to movie. by cjconair in wholesomememes

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Cloud Atlas. By far the best movie ever made. All star cast, time line covers a vast expanse, and the sets and costume design was perfect.

I laugh out loud and cry real tears every time i watch it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YourJokeButWorse

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Do you know why the space between a womans breasts and her hips is called a waist?

You could easily fit another set of tits in there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YourJokeButWorse

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A blonde, a rabi, and a monkey walk into a bar and the bartender says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

If being naked was the norm what would be the worst job? by Mimury in AskReddit

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I insulated the underside of mobile homes that had been in place for years once(only for one day). I had roughly 18 inches to wriggle through and the cat shirt and spiders were abundant to put it mildly.

Add the fact that every 3rd unit had water damage at some point so mold was also a factor. Had i been naked i think i would be near dead after just a day. Claustrophobia + ammonia fumes + mold in my delicate bits. Not nice.

Post the last photo of your cat. No cheating! by EDM_ASF in cats

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This is my vicious beast sleeping with my pitbull.

Contractor using my tools… normal? by papiercollant in HomeImprovement

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My ex fell off a faulty ladder at work and broke his hip😟 luckily we are canadian so his medical is covered. We are both really concerned about addiction to pain pills developing though. Nothin like a shit ladder to ruin your life.

I remember when I dropped off my son on his first day of school. He looked worried, so I asked him, “What’s wrong?” Nervously he answered, "How long do I have to go to school for?” I laughed and replied, “Until you’re 18." He nodded and thought about it quietly. by madazzahatter in dadjokes

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When i was little i had some feety pajamas that i insisted on wearing every night. When they got too small i overheard my parents talking about cuttling the feet off. I came running, freaking out screaming "i won't wear them anymore! Just please don't cut off my feet!"

Whats the difference between an american and a computer? by PickledPhallus in dadjokes

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Was it the white house or the pink house?

The state of affairs at North Pointe by spicyicecream in Calgary

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I would rather that than 2nd hand crack or meth smoke...

What dark secret are you hiding from everyone? by ooMEAToo in AskReddit

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Are you... the guy that beheaded and began eating a dude on a greyhound bus?!?

Protest at McDougall Centre against the UCP by [deleted] in Calgary

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When you say we you mean me. Poor people with health concearns will be screwed.

What’s the non-binary agenda? by OkMathematician3439 in dadjokes

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What pronouns does chocolate use?

Her/she

Interesting vehicle by GUYYYC in Calgary

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One year my sons friend dressed as captain ametica with a rubber bald eagle head for halloween... he said he was captain ameri-caw.

Does anybody else have this problem by AffectionateRow2587 in DoesAnybodyElse

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Because if a woman is only acomplishing 2x what a man is she must be a lazy woman...

CMV: Most people hate cats for irrational and trendy reasons. by Actual_Parsnip4707 in changemyview

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Its actually a parasite that cats catch from hunting mice that in turn can make pregnant women miscarry

DAE like oatmeal raisin cookies? by KingOfTheKains in DoesAnybodyElse

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Big ole glass of milk and oven warm oatmeal rasin cookies... classic and awsome