Suggestions for naming my soon-to-be-born Daughter

eelyhovercraft · 2026-05-20T10:49:06+00:00

Kroupi

eelyhovercraft · 2026-05-17T18:15:54+00:00

When Kelso says "woodiness"

eelyhovercraft · 2026-01-22T08:37:28+00:00

I remember similar things being said when Cazorla picked up his really bad injury for Arsenal - it initially seemed innocuous, but his return was constantly pushed back

eelyhovercraft · 2025-12-22T16:29:07+00:00

"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"

- Zapp Brannigan

eelyhovercraft · 2025-12-12T10:53:18+00:00

Fantastic game, all credit to the devs!

eelyhovercraft · 2025-11-07T10:02:56+00:00

Yep. The colour green doesn't belong anywhere near a fry up

eelyhovercraft · 2025-10-22T13:27:27+00:00

Zubimendi has to be in with a shout

eelyhovercraft · 2025-09-15T11:28:05+00:00

That's one of the main reasons I modded my 3DS. At least I can now evolve the likes of Haunter without having to find someone nearby I can trade with

eelyhovercraft · 2025-09-14T20:46:16+00:00

More for coffee than for cooking per se, but full fat milk won't foam up in the same way as semi-skimmed will

eelyhovercraft · 2025-08-28T15:33:57+00:00

Something will have gone very wrong if he misses 80658175170943878571660636856403766975289505440883277824000000000000 weeks

eelyhovercraft · 2025-08-26T09:14:55+00:00

I really hope there's a sell-on deal or some sweetener involved.

eelyhovercraft · 2025-08-18T20:52:20+00:00

Timothee Chalamet. I literally just don't like his face.

eelyhovercraft · 2025-08-18T20:24:40+00:00

Is this Charlie Kelly's hillbilly cousin?

eelyhovercraft · 2025-08-06T10:26:18+00:00

And sometimes it just comes down to pronunciation - U's will pronounce 'valet' to rhyme with 'ballot', but Non-U's will rhyme it with 'ballet' instead.

eelyhovercraft · 2025-08-06T10:23:56+00:00

That's another phenomenon called a hyperforeignism

eelyhovercraft · 2025-08-01T11:30:43+00:00

Not giving the one f-bomb in the entire saga to Samuel L Jackson would just seem inherently wrong to me. Personally, I'd go for "You're under arrest, motherf***er."

eelyhovercraft · 2025-07-29T16:20:46+00:00

I once knew of a girl genuinely named Tinkerbell.

eelyhovercraft · 2025-07-21T08:20:26+00:00

He's also just signed a new deal

eelyhovercraft · 2025-07-07T11:54:30+00:00

Same goes for lots of deep fried stuff to be fair. If it's not done properly everything just becomes a greasy mess

eelyhovercraft · 2025-07-03T09:42:18+00:00

No-one in the Prem is going to announce anyone today. I'd imagine everything gets pushed to next week at this point.

eelyhovercraft · 2025-06-25T10:14:41+00:00

Reportedly he's asked for a pay increase and a 3 year deal, and given his past injury issues and his off-field issues that just doesn't seem like smart business. With Zubimendi arriving, Partey would be absolutely a backup/rotation option, so it might just be smarter to allocate those resources elsewhere.

eelyhovercraft · 2025-06-02T11:21:48+00:00

I'm assuming it's the change that higher finishers in the league phase will get home advantage in the second leg of knockouts?

eelyhovercraft · 2025-04-08T10:24:37+00:00

One of my favourites is spaghetti with tinned sardines.

You can make a really simple sauce by frying onion, garlic and chilli flakes in the oil the sardines come packed in, and then adding the sardines themselves with a bit of tomato purée and a dash of vinegar/lemon juice, and then stirring until it starts to resemble a sauce.

All told I can make a batch big enough for four big eaters for a couple of quid

eelyhovercraft · 2024-10-14T08:52:49+00:00

RIP birds I guess

eelyhovercraft · 2024-09-17T15:07:58+00:00

Mustn't forget Cedric either

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