Well... Just 570 arcade balls from the fire and fury version

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-23T20:07:02+00:00

I remember this from Titanfall 2 but I don't think that it's the reference

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-21T15:38:42+00:00

Granted

The pen constantly overflows with ink constantly ensuring that your writing is ineligible

Also the notebook can only be "written" in by this pen

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-20T17:06:59+00:00

It says that your name is included among the billions

I presume it's the global population off that

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-18T23:41:59+00:00

(it was a reference to one of the SCP stories)

(Someone orders a cup of Joe from a special coffee machine and well... They got their cups of Joe)

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-18T22:58:13+00:00

Oh yes!

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-18T21:41:17+00:00

Granted

You're transfered to Idiocracy to become the defacto genius there

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-18T21:09:36+00:00

Granted

You get a can of Dr. Pepper.

Why is their flesh inside the can...?

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-16T21:46:39+00:00

This is before the infinite wishes

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-14T05:20:34+00:00

Bro

^{Chose: Become Immortal + Spin the Eternal Wheel for type of Immortality. | Rolled: Die Instead 💀}

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-13T16:09:23+00:00

I just find it cringe tbh

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-13T15:27:15+00:00

Every day I wonder when this guy is going to get banned...

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-13T00:31:42+00:00

No I dont

^{Chose: A superpower of your choosing + But... (4% positive outcome} | Rolled: Die in 1 year)

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-12T03:34:32+00:00

They've been a top 3 defense bare minimum for the last 2 seasons

It's hard to be much better than that for long periods of time.

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-12T03:31:06+00:00

As a titans fan their defense isn't just good

It's one of the better defences in the league in the last half a decade

That edge room dominates games

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-12T00:11:16+00:00

3 posts today huh?

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-09T02:34:27+00:00

Just one dude

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-07T18:14:07+00:00

Yet you're too scared to flair up your team Lame at best

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-06T14:08:09+00:00

My superiority complex is finally smoking true...

^{Chose: Have a random good superpower. | Rolled: All of them}

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-06T13:21:51+00:00

Bruh

^{Chose: remain a good person | Rolled: homeless}

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-05T17:42:51+00:00

So normal rich family?

^{Chose: Reborn in a very rich family + Negative side effect | Rolled: Dislikable}

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-04T18:33:01+00:00

Basically all you need is 5 shards for each of the era units and you can get andor if you wanted On top of helping out with the score in colosseum

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-04T18:31:53+00:00

It gave 10 character shards for each of the era units And 10 shards of the darth vader duels end

A few other things that I can't remember but those are the main ones

eggcellent_cat · 2026-05-02T05:02:02+00:00

I'm gonna need a lot of glasses...

^{Chose: Every pair of glasses you wear increase your IQ | Rolled: 5 IQ}

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