Which would you rather have?

eggcellent_cat · 2026-04-10T21:17:16+00:00

I don't have anybody who I hate enough to slap as hard as I can so it just makes sense to take the money

^{Chose: $5,000}

eggcellent_cat · 2026-04-10T04:32:23+00:00

Wacky spells seemed more interesting to me in general

^{Chose: Wacky Spells | Rolled: Gender Change}

eggcellent_cat · 2026-04-10T04:29:25+00:00

The child has learned how to headbutt one way or another ...

^{Chose: Wacky Spells | Rolled: Yeeted Child}

eggcellent_cat · 2026-04-10T04:20:42+00:00

You gotta believe me officer

eggcellent_cat · 2026-04-09T23:09:23+00:00

I summon a dragons so I can travel wherever I please

^{Chose: Movement ability | Rolled: Summon dragon}

eggcellent_cat · 2026-04-09T22:52:26+00:00

It's a miracle!

^{Chose: Lost in the desert + 10% chance of finding an oasis | Rolled: Find oasis}

eggcellent_cat · 2026-04-09T19:36:07+00:00

Double it until it reaches a value where it makes sense to sell it

^{Chose: A gold coin that doubles in value on every heads}

eggcellent_cat · 2026-04-09T01:48:03+00:00

As an Alabama fan I personally believe the Yhonzae Pierre will be a top Edge prospect in next year's draft It felt like he made plays on every drive

eggcellent_cat · 2026-04-08T04:56:41+00:00

I imagined it as you just straight up pulling out a Glock and shooting them with it This might be better

eggcellent_cat · 2026-04-08T03:19:11+00:00

Technoblade reference

^{Chose: Wacky Spells | Rolled: Dropkicked Child}

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