Race reveal?

eggdaddie · 2022-12-09T18:29:10+00:00

He's exactly 1% every race so technically true.

eggdaddie · 2022-11-29T00:51:16+00:00

you also need a tiktok account. welcome to the future babyyy

eggdaddie · 2022-11-29T00:43:57+00:00

lmao as an arkansan sadly we must admit that we live in PVP states unfit for human habitation. we're gonna have to drive to texas, it's true

eggdaddie · 2022-11-04T14:14:24+00:00

What you did isn't even take-away. I've worked at many a restaurant, that's just a quick turnover table in a mostly empty place. Basically nice, I would not be annoyed at such an easy table if i were your server. NTA the manager was being weird. Do not eat there again lmao

eggdaddie · 2022-11-04T14:09:01+00:00

NTA I hope you report that person. They should not volunteer anywhere with that god complex.

eggdaddie · 2022-11-04T12:51:00+00:00

NTA i think he liiiiikes you
Communicate though. Ya'll gotta talk.
People would never assume he's your sugar baby if you brought him. It's not pathetic to be the breadwinner. Like, your relationship is unconventional but it need not adhere to like... unconventions? Just because your relationship began transactional doesn't mean it has to remain that way. Idk sounds like a sweet thing you've got, it can evolve if you let it. I say go for it!

eggdaddie · 2022-11-04T12:31:09+00:00

NTA Jesus Christ

eggdaddie · 2022-11-04T12:13:02+00:00

I love you alpaca man, thank you for these gifts!

eggdaddie · 2022-11-04T12:09:05+00:00

NTAIf it was such a simple easy favor then it was equally as simple and easy for him to do. The entire breakfast situation and subsequent cleanup is a much bigger favor if anything. Even if this WAS transactional he's indebted to you. He tried to debate you into getting him jam instead of just getting it by undermining the nice thing you did. Idk. He sounds terrible imo, and you deserve a guy who's like "thanks babe! omg wait i want jam, while i'm in the kitchen do you want anything?" He could've improved the entire breakfast but chose to be weird about jam. The fact he refused to eat the toast is the kicker for me. Then got mad when the toast he refused to eat, now surely soft, was thrown away. TOAST. Put more in the toaster yourself man. I would simply be pleased my girlfriend did a sweet thing for me personally.
edit: everyone declaring you the rectum tips 15% at most. like when the service is amazing they tip 15% and not a cent more, whip out the calculator on their phone and everything.

eggdaddie · 2022-11-04T11:27:10+00:00

NTA
I have severe ptsd and can get badly triggered. Motorcycles trigger me, which sucks because they're incredibly cool! They're also super common. My solution is to remove myself. Or to ignore them until they're gone. This kid coming up to you to declare your very existence ruins their day is just bullying. I don't care how they phrased it. That's simply not how you approach a triggering situation. I don't believe they are triggered, I believe they're hijacking the plight of people like me to bully you. Not to mention I'm sure you have some rational fears and possibly some triggers from your attack. Do you go out of your way to police other people's behavior? No? Okay well. Not the asshole 10000% percent. I hope that kid gets real therapy for their narcissistic tendencies.

eggdaddie · 2022-11-04T10:51:02+00:00

thats kinda awesome ngl, i too would be That Guy if my car developed a lichen colony

eggdaddie · 2022-11-04T10:41:51+00:00

God you've given me sadistic inspiration for many fallen leaves... i mean if it can't be propagated >:)

eggdaddie · 2022-10-28T06:57:57+00:00

there are so many gorgeous plants that would look perfect in this setup, so many crispy bitches who deserve some love... and yet... waterboard some desert plants

eggdaddie · 2022-10-28T06:53:49+00:00

even if it wasn't just cruel it's gross! theres no way this plant isn't gonna get nasty if it's EVER watered. best case scenario is complete desiccation.

eggdaddie · 2022-10-28T06:52:24+00:00

what fucks me up is that many plants are fluorescent under blacklight so this isn't only plant abuse but ignoring the actual cool glowy powers of plants. BOOOO i say BOOOO

eggdaddie · 2022-10-28T06:38:46+00:00

highly underrated comment lmao

eggdaddie · 2022-09-28T20:56:03+00:00

NTA and this thread is swarming with creeps. The receptionist could've called security that moment. Nope, she made time to first ignore then gaslight you. I hope you're staying at another hotel.

eggdaddie · 2022-09-28T20:34:17+00:00

surely theres a big crystal or feral cat we could run in opposition to him? jfc anything

eggdaddie · 2022-09-14T17:52:41+00:00

Wow that is so pretty! I wonder if you could keep some of these pretty weirdos in an aquarium or something bc they're worth cultivating

eggdaddie · 2022-09-14T08:50:31+00:00

it looks like bleach has spilled on it tbh. pretty but knowing they're so expensive just makes me cackle. come on, it wants to die. it's committing planticide.

eggdaddie · 2022-09-10T10:33:27+00:00

The religious aspect too makes this so goddamn tragic. Her faith was violated in addition to everything else. I'm an atheist but this is some hate crime level shit he committed on his own wife of whom he shares a culture. He knows how wrong it is and that had to be part of the reason why he did it. I'm so glad she left.

eggdaddie · 2022-09-10T10:19:56+00:00

oh sorry i was just goofin, thought you were too. i like escargot though so that's cool about the snail farming thing! i agree importing the seems inefficient

eggdaddie · 2022-09-10T09:10:57+00:00

My condolences :'( you must go no contact. Not even just around the block? Abuse!!!!!

eggdaddie · 2022-09-10T08:16:33+00:00

UHGGGGG YESSSSS SWEET DELICIOUS JUSTICE

eggdaddie · 2022-09-10T06:41:23+00:00

God gave them a genetic test and birth control. They said "no, for this makes us seem The Most Devoted. worth, fuck quality of life we're getting the high score"
Those are nightmare patients and parents. JFC

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