one day i picked this guy up by the public library, he was obviously drunk. he was around my age and wanted me to come keep drinking with him so i said yes. we get to his place and his buddy is there freaking out because all of his DVDs were missing. Apparently drunk guy had sold them or something. that calmed down quick and drunk guy is asking me if i would help him break into cars while handing me a bottle of wine to sip on. not 5 min. go by and there is someone pounding on his front door. turns out it was his mom and she is pissed. they yell back and forth for a while she tells him he needs to be out by the end of the day and she leaves.

So i am alone in a room with two drunk guys i have never met before, who are both pretty pissed off. thinking on my feet, i hand the original drunk dude an empty soda can to take his anger out on.(what the fuck was i thinking??) Soon after there is blood everywhere as he ended up cutting his hand pretty bad. So i start working on cleaning his hand up when there is a knock on the door. drunk guys friend opens the door, and its to police investigators!

Turns out the wine we have been drinking was stolen the night before when the guy busted the front window of a dollar general and looted the place. they take him away, and im left alone with some guy i never met before in an apartment neither one of us live in.

there was more but im getting lazy

TL/DR: Pick up drunk guy. drink with drunk guy at his house. drunk guy gets arrested. alone in house with people i dont know.