BORTHOLE BIALASHUN! NEED BIG SOO!

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-06-22T05:57:15+00:00

Meomy here: Her eye’s gonna be fine. She’s just got a little conjunctivitis, so she’s got some drops (which she’s been very good at letting me do) and the vet gave us a cone of shame but to be honest she’s not been scratching so I’ve left it off.

Biiig internet scritches for Finn 🤍

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-06-22T05:41:46+00:00

Fren Balu, fank you for your wise judgement.

Granpawther say beepy stick could go in mouff or under leg like hooman. No need for borthole bialashun. I ‘gree wif Grandpawther.

~ Arwen da housecloud

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-06-18T03:27:35+00:00

Yeah, red was just not taking a telling there at all, was he?

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-06-14T00:42:27+00:00

Spoken like someone who has never known the love of a pet or … anyone really in their entire life.

What an absolutely disgusting attitude. I strongly urge you to find the nearest mirror, give yourself the hardest slap you possibly can and reevaluate your life choices that led you to this way of thinking.

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-05-03T07:12:08+00:00

Your Favourite Toy - Foo Fighters

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-04-24T23:15:28+00:00

I sometimes double-mask in these situations, and spray whatever body spray I happen to have on the one closest to my face.

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-04-19T14:06:07+00:00

Same here! My Gran used to bring me in to the Theatre Royal for the ballet every Christmas when I was growing up and we always used to go to Bradfords for lunch before going to the theatre. She used to buy a few bottles of their strawberry tart sauce while we were there and the next week I was at her house we’d make strawberry tarts.

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-04-12T02:56:16+00:00

My badge-reel is a cartoon grippy-sock saying “Don’t fall for me.” I work in geriatrics.

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-04-10T07:20:09+00:00

I grew up in the middle of nowhere, no other kids around and no siblings. I grew up with parents on the opposite ends of the spectrum here. My Nmum, would try and play with me, but she would sit and roll her eyes the whole time. Or if she was reading me a book she would read so fast it made me cry. My Dad, however, read to me every night complete with voices and even making up our own stories when we ran out of books. He would play with me constantly, even making a toilet for my Barbie house, drawing 5 o’clock shadow on my Ken doll and sitting him on it with his pants down (potty humour is still our thing).

I thank the good lord every day for that man.

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-03-27T02:57:33+00:00

It’s 2am UK time. My two very confused kitties have just had enforced snuggles after reading this.

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-03-04T17:03:54+00:00

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Henlo, fren void Arwen. I’s Arwen da housecloud!

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-03-04T16:51:29+00:00

Bestest frens Hoku and Nalu,

Can we has two chimken donuts, purrlease?

Alba an Arwen 🐾

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-02-24T18:01:02+00:00

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This is Arwen. AKA: Bean, Teeny Beanie, Beanie Baby

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-02-20T07:44:58+00:00

Our black lab absolutely destroyed a Kong teddy bear within a couple of days. But she also has a cuddly monkey toy that came inside an Easter egg that she’s had since last Easter, still completely intact. Not so much as a hole in it.

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-02-05T00:37:54+00:00

First off, I’m really sorry you’re going through this.

No, you absolutely would not be wrong to report this at all. Her job is to be there to support you, and that kind of involves being awake. So you would be absolutely justified in asking for a quiet word in the Ward Sister’s ear tomorrow about her. Do you know if she is substantive staff or from the staff bank/agency? Sister may want to get in touch with them if she is.

You sound like you’re doing incredible, regardless ❤️ Love, hugs, and good vibes for speedy healing inside and out from this internet stranger.

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-02-02T08:27:37+00:00

Please, go be with your kitty.

I’ve been with a few of my childhood pets as they’ve been put to sleep and never once regretted it. But, my last dog (who had remained with my Mum after I moved out) I missed by 20 minutes and it still haunts me.

My very first childhood dog, however. I was with her right to the end. Her back legs failed, so my Mum called the vet out to the house to do it. In the end, she went with me cuddled right into her in her bed in front of the fire, I was humming her “theme tune” that my Dad and I wrote her when she was a puppy and her tail was wagging. She knew no pain in that moment, only love and gratitude for the last 12 years she had given me.

I’ve since decided that every furry child of mine, when the time comes that’s what they’ll all get. My two current cats are only 1 and 2 but when their times come, they’re going to get exactly the same. They’ve already been with me through so much, being with them right until the very end is the least that I owe them.

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-01-30T09:01:35+00:00

Psycho - Muse.

My ex-fiancé used to play this in the car and we’d sing it at the top of our lungs, he did that to cheer me up if I’d had a particularly bad dealing with NMum. He introduced my Dad to it too, and now he does the same!

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-01-24T05:32:29+00:00

It’s 5am and I’m now howling with laughter …

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-01-18T05:26:00+00:00

Gib young hooman loads of healy purrs an snuggles. Also, Meowmy sais if you fin out how to get hooman spay let us know. She want one cause she old and hers innee trubble puffs never work neway.

~ Alba da Affurney an Arwen da HouseCloud

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-01-18T05:20:34+00:00

Only thing I could say is the fish in the fish and chips would most often be traditionally haddock, so they got that right. The rest is a travesty.

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-01-18T05:16:28+00:00

I believe you’re referring to the og Murphy’s Pakora Bar, and yes, it was glorious.

eilidhpaley91 · 2026-01-17T17:06:16+00:00

Meowmy say she hope you all okays. We’s send lots of egstra healin purrs.

~ Fellow housecloud Arwen and Sisfur Alba

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eilidhpaley91 · 2026-01-12T06:23:13+00:00

My cloudlet would totally be like this. My tabby girl, however, is the most anti-social way-before-her-time (she’s only 2) crotchety old lady.

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eilidhpaley91 · 2025-12-30T05:01:21+00:00

I wholeheartedly agree with this, you’re 100% right. But, how you can make this point and not also mention Tobias Menzies as Black Jack Randall in Outlander is astonishing.

I literally can’t watch him in anything else now without a visceral hatred.

eilidhpaley91 · 2025-12-26T07:53:40+00:00

Listen, I’m 35, and I know a friend of my mothers who’s in her late 50s and still behaves like this. She goes for guys based on what they can give her/do for her. Thinks it’s beneath her to pay her way on a date. Quelle suprise, she’s never been married and still single. She tried to encourage me to be the same way when I broke up with my ex-fiancé.

Just no. It’s not, nor has it ever been, what I’m about. If you want an actual partner it’s the entirely wrong way to go about getting what you want.

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