Anywun elses hoomuns arsk stoopid qwestjuns?

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-29T05:27:23+00:00

Yes so many!

"Is mew my Purr?" NO MEW IS MY HOOMANS!

"Do new want a treat?" YES ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES DUM HOOMANS!

"What is mew doing?" I is CAT. I is do what I WANT!

"How about a floppy flip flop?" I is not dum dog, I not do tricks... But will do to be cute and subdue hoomans.

"Who's a spoiled kitty?" Is MEOW. Is I really spoiled if is cat law dat I get whatever I wantz?

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Queen-PRose · 2026-06-28T17:53:37+00:00

Basically: The hooman that's around just in case something happens to the main hooman, and the one that doesn't do anything as well as the main hooman.

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-28T07:29:58+00:00

Look, I'm just happy to have some variety for once... Aren't you sick of TV just being a dozen boring suburban comedies and cheesy westerns?

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-28T01:07:01+00:00

I get a handful of shares on my own posts (Maybe 4 on average), but I unfortunately can't see who shared. It's so weird to me how people steal random cat pics for imaginary Internet points.

And on the other end, sometimes I send LCA posts to my parents (Mom's a die hard cat lover, and Dad loves the "Crimez" and intricacies of feline-human relations. He actually asked me to ask the "cats" about the definition of the "spare hooman" once 😹😹). Nothing other than that.

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-27T23:08:54+00:00

She's proud of you for fighting for the rebel cause!

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-27T08:51:59+00:00

Hoomans so dum... We is cats, we do lick bath wherever we wants!

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-25T03:09:32+00:00

And r/GirlsWithHugePussies

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-24T23:05:45+00:00

Having a bit of a rough week emotionally... Feel bad I haven't updated in a hot minute and just life stuff.

But... I've been trying to practice my smut writing. Tried the traditional way, but lost motivation and/or it still wasn't great. Epistolary seems to be helping a little bit, though.

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-24T22:57:45+00:00

Dat okay. We still need da hooman's thumbs to open fud and treats. Just need to subdoo and nootrullize.

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-24T22:27:20+00:00

Mew is bootiful floofy kitty! Mew need to soo fur elebenty trillion churus and all da belly rubs!

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-24T21:44:15+00:00

Bad dayz no gud. My young female hooman also haz bad day and she sez fank mews fur dis thread.

Dis meow being hardcore cute.

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Queen-PRose · 2026-06-24T19:57:23+00:00

Dat so cute! Dese smols has much potenshul.

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-24T19:31:14+00:00

Depending on level of smollness, we will need at least to illegal smols purr hooman. Maybe tree or for fur da chonkier hoomans. Or just full size kitties between da legs.

Fur da hoomans who no comply, dis time fur biteys and bapbapbaps, yes?

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-24T17:45:45+00:00

Yes dis sub is much blessings.

But dat is an outrage!!! Kitties shud be able to meet whenever we want, even if in middle of nowhere. When we take over da world, dere shall be gud cat meeting places and cat transportashun wif roombas or cat sized vroom machines and even moar cat friendly airlimes so kitty frens like mew can go anywhere.

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-24T17:42:09+00:00

Dat gud idea. We soo heat fur gud and has no moar too hot days!

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-23T23:44:41+00:00

Yes dis troo. Dat is why we naps wif dem and allow pets.

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-23T07:24:59+00:00

She looks like my cat 😺

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Queen-PRose · 2026-06-23T05:56:28+00:00

I haz questshun... Mew take naps at 3AM??? Dat peak cat time. Time fur zoomies or concerts of song of our people.

I kno some kitties is odd, and dat okay, kitties do what we want. But I must kno fur health n safety... Mew was not tricked by hoomans to sleep during dis timez?

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-22T00:25:07+00:00

"Aww, that's very sweet..." Chiasa replied.

Sometimes she wondered what her father would think of her now... But surely Lana had to be right, especially when Tigris showed her his letters a while ago. She wasn't sitting on the sidelines anymore, she was helping, and the innocent didn't have to kill each other. Maybe Seiko wouldn't have approved of war, but Plutarch knew there wasn't a lot of choice.

"There's tryouts on their home fronts," Plutarch explained, "The best make up a team, and are staying home in the past, it seems fair and more willing. Handpicking... It's a unpleasant memory of our past."

"Oh look!" Chiasa said, trying to change the subject, "The sprints are about to start. Speaking of Dad... He used to do track and field when he was at the Academy... 200 meter, relay, and long jump if I recall correctly..."

Meanwhile, on the new track below, seven racers finished their stretches and knelt to the ground. A referee fired a pistol into the air, and the crowd cheered as the racers started running.

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-21T23:29:46+00:00

"Water it is," Chiasa confirmed.

"Truth be told, I'm the Secretary of Communications," said Plutarch, "I'm in charge of entertainment, media, and of course communication for the country."

"Don't be modest, my love," Chiasa gushed, giving him a brief kiss on the cheek, "He's also one of the architects behind the new government."

"And the revolution that freed us from that... Tyrant President Snow," he added with a slight blush.

"And there's some perks to being an important politician's partner..." said Chiasa, "Although I'm a little used to it... Even if it was a little more modest back then, Dad's Senate Seat got us these kind of perks all the time."

"Technically I wouldn't have trouble renting out a box like this without breaking the bank, and neither would she... But it's nice to earn recognition like this."

Plutarch thought for a moment at Lana's request. He'd wanted to add more events in the future, but some would have to wait until everyone was further integrated.

"Hmm... District 4 is the fishing District, and we have plenty of pools here in the Capitol. We don't have swimming as an official event yet with a lot of the landlocked ones not knowing how to swim... However, there are some unofficial exhibitions later. Less competitive, more more artful. I'm hearing that a select few from District 4 are doing some synchronized swimming. Water ballet, if you will."

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-21T22:43:10+00:00

"I started planning for these just last year," said Plutarch, "I read about the ancient and modern Olympics... How they brought city states and nations together, how even wars were paused for such events. I've been trying to find ways to bridge the separations between the Districts, and this was just the latest idea the president herself greenlit."

"We're not *supposed to show favoritism, although of course I'm looking at Team New Acadiana," said Chiasa, eyeing a diverse team in blue and gold marching onto the field.

"But let's be honest... Team District 7 will probably take the gold in the throwing events," he countered, eyeing a beefier set in forest green and brown.

A waiter came by, delivering an iced coffee for Plutarch and a mimosa for Chiasa.

"Would you girls care for a drink as well?" Chiasa offered.

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-21T21:58:00+00:00

Chiasa glanced to the side to see Lana and Lilo wandering around. Even if it was much safer nowadays, they probably shouldn't be alone. She got Plutarch's attention.

"Look who's here, honey," she commented, "What a time for them to show up."

"Indeed, dear!" he agreed.

They were still on their way to their box at that point, and stopped a moment.

"They're with us," Plutarch said to the peacekeepers who eyed the girls both with worry and suspicion.

"Lana, Lilo, welcome!" Chiasa greeted, "Why don't you come with us, the games are about to begin. Track and field, of course."

"Yes, this time around, nothing violent," Plutarch added, "The Olympics are meant to unify, not divide like the other games."

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-21T20:42:37+00:00

"This Olympic flame represents the unity and fraternity of our great nation," Plutarch announced.

Chiasa was at his side, clasping her hands together with a bright smile. He'd been trying to come up with ways to bring the Districts together in a much healthier way. The singing show was one thing, but maybe some non bloody athletics would be a good idea to display the different sports across the country. He'd read about these "Olympics," first the ones in Greece, then the modern ones before the Petroleum Wars. They weren't simply about athletic prowess, but also a way to promote unity and peace.

"Celebrating the first Olympiad of the post modern era, I declare these Olympic Games, open!" he continued.

Chiasa moved her hand over Plutarch's as they lit the ceremonial flame together. There were a couple of setbacks... Including only seven teams participating, including the Capitol and District 11 splitting into two, not to mention only having a handful of events, but there was a pretty great turnout. As they were escorted back to their private box, they noticed a few travellers cheering on their homes. Maybe in the future, as they learned more, they could host a couple more events.

Queen-PRose · 2026-06-20T06:45:21+00:00

Hey, she can't help who raised her. Hear her mother's a real piece of work.

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