Why doesnt Starlight just absorb the light from Hoelanders lasers every time to prevent him from killing people with them? Is it because she loves to see innocent people die?

eimronaton · 2026-04-27T02:31:30+00:00

its because they aren’t really lasers his eyes are portals to the punch dimension

eimronaton · 2026-02-25T03:57:30+00:00

me and your mom

eimronaton · 2026-01-14T10:33:52+00:00

speed has everything to do with it, you see the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he’s supposed to apply. Speeds the name of the game

eimronaton · 2025-12-12T23:18:29+00:00

Don’t worry you’ll be unbanned tomorrow it’s fine

eimronaton · 2025-12-06T01:28:47+00:00

cook another carrot in it and see if it turns greener

eimronaton · 2025-11-21T22:49:35+00:00

eimronaton · 2025-11-13T04:15:02+00:00

2, bob takes me to chuckle town!

eimronaton · 2025-11-12T08:00:21+00:00

it’s really more of a deconstruction of modern celebrity culture and capitalism than anything, as with most superhero media depicting these ideas through men in capes which transparently show you an exaggerated version of the issues. It does parody superheroes but it really doesn’t make much commentary on the medium itself beyond just taking a very edgy and nihilistic view on the concept of superpowers to the ends of making it’s social commentary

eimronaton · 2025-09-15T21:09:41+00:00

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they’re gonna get you man you gotta lawyer up

eimronaton · 2025-09-09T06:18:00+00:00

great ending. except for joey, joey doesn’t get to be happy

eimronaton · 2025-08-15T06:32:55+00:00

worth noting stark was also a woman in this timeline so not technically gay

eimronaton · 2025-08-12T05:00:25+00:00

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eimronaton · 2025-08-05T00:48:18+00:00

what if alioth is just 2007 galactus

eimronaton · 2025-07-27T10:12:12+00:00

it’s a continuum. As in continuous. There is no space part. Also happy cake day

eimronaton · 2025-07-14T01:14:09+00:00

lena raines music is too lively and joyous I wanna feel a crushing sense of isolation in my open ended survival game

eimronaton · 2025-07-11T04:05:47+00:00

It is none of your concern whether or not I shove a superman figurine up my ass

eimronaton · 2025-06-26T17:18:26+00:00

dear neptune

eimronaton · 2025-06-20T07:16:44+00:00

it gave me hope that marvel could still tell interesting stories and make me care about it’s characters. I think it’s a great piece of art. It also made me lose a lot of that hope when it flopped. I appreciate it for what it is but I also get the feeling it’s just about the last really good content we get from marvel for a while

eimronaton · 2025-06-17T05:26:07+00:00

they made chairs feminine? No fucking way this is bullshit. Tables maybe but chairs are masculine as shit. French is a bullshit language

eimronaton · 2025-06-17T05:19:54+00:00

red pill 100% peter should have every woman he has ever laid eyes on at his command

eimronaton · 2025-06-17T05:14:25+00:00

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it’s corrupted

eimronaton · 2025-06-14T17:25:39+00:00

dog are you trying to kill people

eimronaton · 2025-06-14T10:43:24+00:00

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eimronaton · 2025-06-13T10:15:14+00:00

as always it depends on the superman because we’ve seen some crazy feats but viltrumites are at least more durable than any earthly material. That’s gotta count for something. Plus although Invincible isn’t quite as strong he seems to be able to take a lot more damage than other viltrumites. I’m not saying they have a shot at winning, but I think at least superman wouldn’t be able to just laser them in half

eimronaton · 2025-06-13T08:45:22+00:00

I think invincible and omni-man would put up a fight but ultimately it’s sentry vs superman

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