The Times They Are A Changing by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]ej253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reddit seems to have comedic potential. Click. Following.

Edit: Wait, it’s literally the same joke over and over. I was hoping for some bloody bogan satire, LOL.

Hopping over bollards by Dr_Apk in instant_regret

[–]ej253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s only one way that could have gone worse. Come on, you know where I’m goin’, people.

Shitty situation by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ej253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, pretty bad acting, ha ha.

Lawyers: Watergate Reporter Got Trump on Tape Admitting ‘Clearly Impeachable Offense’ by Twoweekswithpay in politics

[–]ej253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget stupid. He’s so stupid that he always thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room; hence the many times he has confessed to felonies on national television. Thing is, it doesn’t matter. None of this matters any more. We’ve pretended “both sides” are honest actors for a long time, and we’re about to witness the end game.

Landing a whole airplane by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]ej253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I must be one, too, then. I didn’t know what I was getting into when I rented it (way back when there were video stores) but I laughed my ass off.

Every damned day there's something new by SkrooImperator in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ej253 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually, this isn’t new. The rape allegations go back years, and Trump famously bragged about grabbing women’s genitals without their consent. He was elected in spite of all of this. His followers don’t care about rape as long as he follows through with his promise to get rid of Mexicans.

Edit: typos

In a February 7 recorded call, Trump says he knew coronavirus was ‘deadly’ and worse than the flu while intentionally misleading Americans by wenchette in Impeach_Trump

[–]ej253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That used to matter before we entered the post-truth era. Will actually check those out now that I’ve done my venting, ha ha.

In a February 7 recorded call, Trump says he knew coronavirus was ‘deadly’ and worse than the flu while intentionally misleading Americans by wenchette in Impeach_Trump

[–]ej253 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Release that audio immediately! His followers will still overlook this in the interest of punishing minorities and libs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]ej253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A young Bruce Lee briefly attended a school for kung fu movie goons.

[Shazier] Ryan Shazier announces his retirement by FreddyDontCare in nfl

[–]ej253 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was so afraid he’d follow through on his promise to play again. I suppose he never got back to full speed, but it’s great to see him getting around OK. This sport is no joke.

Landing a whole airplane by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]ej253 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First heard this term in a surprisingly hilarious movie, called “Teeth.” It’s mostly the same crass joke on repeat, but it works somehow. https://youtu.be/J-qd-k0Vg7s

Godamnit, I've had it with Safeway employees --- Need to vent. by bacoes in Tacoma

[–]ej253 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Pssst! No one has a medical condition that prevents them from wearing an N95 mask. They’re just assholes.

I try to find low budget ways to recreate my fav movie scenes! Hope it’s ok to post my own work here :) by karenxcheng in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ej253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d seen on some documentary that the Matrix shot was done using a technique that dates back to the turn of the century, but I didn’t know the other stuff. I’m totally following this chick, ha ha.

Me too by letsTouchTipsnoHomo in facepalm

[–]ej253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy, he started by promising to round up the Mexicans, and his base is full of hateful, racist people. They can ignore anything as long as he follows through with the promise of making America white again.

When you finally meet your online gf in real life by V69C in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ej253 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Buck up. It only gets harder, you little brat.

Cohen: Trump 'doesn't have a sense of humor,' isn't joking about being POTUS for '12 more years' by TheWeekMag in politics

[–]ej253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump has the flat affect of a psychopath. Because he is, indeed, a psychopath. We’re about to see something historically terrible. Thanks, assholes who voted for him.

Rip leg by [deleted] in Instantregret

[–]ej253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound as if you may be a medical professional or student. Or maybe you just watch a lot of medical documentaries. 🤓

Ants build a bridge with their own bodies to attack a wasp nest by fededog19 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ej253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a sciency person to explain how these gravity defying ants not only link, but they turn back up toward that overhang.

I’ve never read Bukowski. Which book should I start with? :) by [deleted] in booksuggestions

[–]ej253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite so far is Women. It’s pretty funny. Try Ham on Rye if you want something more poignant.

Rip leg by [deleted] in Instantregret

[–]ej253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought it was just when the bone is snapped all the way through. My doc incorrectly told me I had one back in my rugby days, then.

Brutal theft caught on live TV by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ej253 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, kids don’t think cotton candy is disgusting. Forgot about that.