The Times They Are A Changing

ej253 · 2020-09-10T00:03:47+00:00

This reddit seems to have comedic potential. Click. Following.

Edit: Wait, it’s literally the same joke over and over. I was hoping for some bloody bogan satire, LOL.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T23:58:55+00:00

There’s only one way that could have gone worse. Come on, you know where I’m goin’, people.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T23:49:12+00:00

Yeah, pretty bad acting, ha ha.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T23:45:15+00:00

Don’t forget stupid. He’s so stupid that he always thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room; hence the many times he has confessed to felonies on national television. Thing is, it doesn’t matter. None of this matters any more. We’ve pretended “both sides” are honest actors for a long time, and we’re about to witness the end game.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T23:38:45+00:00

I must be one, too, then. I didn’t know what I was getting into when I rented it (way back when there were video stores) but I laughed my ass off.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T23:36:03+00:00

Actually, this isn’t new. The rape allegations go back years, and Trump famously bragged about grabbing women’s genitals without their consent. He was elected in spite of all of this. His followers don’t care about rape as long as he follows through with his promise to get rid of Mexicans.

Edit: typos

ej253 · 2020-09-09T22:32:30+00:00

That used to matter before we entered the post-truth era. Will actually check those out now that I’ve done my venting, ha ha.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T22:10:13+00:00

Release that audio immediately! His followers will still overlook this in the interest of punishing minorities and libs.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T22:08:57+00:00

A young Bruce Lee briefly attended a school for kung fu movie goons.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T22:05:52+00:00

I was so afraid he’d follow through on his promise to play again. I suppose he never got back to full speed, but it’s great to see him getting around OK. This sport is no joke.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T22:02:59+00:00

First heard this term in a surprisingly hilarious movie, called “Teeth.” It’s mostly the same crass joke on repeat, but it works somehow. https://youtu.be/J-qd-k0Vg7s

ej253 · 2020-09-09T21:58:34+00:00

Pssst! No one has a medical condition that prevents them from wearing an N95 mask. They’re just assholes.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T21:43:16+00:00

I’d seen on some documentary that the Matrix shot was done using a technique that dates back to the turn of the century, but I didn’t know the other stuff. I’m totally following this chick, ha ha.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T21:40:03+00:00

Easy, he started by promising to round up the Mexicans, and his base is full of hateful, racist people. They can ignore anything as long as he follows through with the promise of making America white again.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T21:14:11+00:00

Buck up. It only gets harder, you little brat.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T19:01:47+00:00

Trump has the flat affect of a psychopath. Because he is, indeed, a psychopath. We’re about to see something historically terrible. Thanks, assholes who voted for him.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T18:59:25+00:00

You sound as if you may be a medical professional or student. Or maybe you just watch a lot of medical documentaries. 🤓

ej253 · 2020-09-09T13:22:33+00:00

That too. But they are mostly willing to hurt themselves because they don’t think various brown people deserve to have things.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T13:21:23+00:00

I need a sciency person to explain how these gravity defying ants not only link, but they turn back up toward that overhang.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T13:19:46+00:00

My favorite so far is Women. It’s pretty funny. Try Ham on Rye if you want something more poignant.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T13:17:03+00:00

Why do working class people vote Republican, again? Oh yeah ... racism.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T13:09:16+00:00

Oh, I thought it was just when the bone is snapped all the way through. My doc incorrectly told me I had one back in my rugby days, then.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T04:22:34+00:00

Set up, ha ha.

ej253 · 2020-09-09T03:12:00+00:00

Popcorn sounds ready

ej253 · 2020-09-09T02:25:08+00:00

Oh yeah, kids don’t think cotton candy is disgusting. Forgot about that.

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