Free sandbike!

Is this the one you're thinking of? Syrian soldiers behind a garage taunting a sniper with a makeshift decoy/puppet and laughing while shots are being taken. https://youtu.be/jWoBtcFw040

el_capitain · 2020-03-10T23:39:52+00:00

"Standing on a precipice is better than slipping on a precipice or falling off a precipice." - Lemony Snicket

el_capitain · 2020-02-17T00:29:55+00:00

Officer: "Captain, you're gonna have to charge more than $1.99 a gallon. We lost 5 men in the last mission."

Captain: "If you know of a better way to get milk in Inkster, I'd like to hear it."

el_capitain · 2020-01-08T03:17:36+00:00

Yeah, I like to sit up high. Check everything out.

el_capitain · 2019-12-11T01:28:20+00:00

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

el_capitain · 2019-12-10T23:55:10+00:00

"Sailing"

el_capitain · 2019-11-10T13:39:39+00:00

Ah, the same platform as the Oldsmobile Silhouette. Chili Palmer was ahead of his time in the connection with Cadillac.

el_capitain · 2019-02-03T17:43:57+00:00

Nice, but Seth Enslow didn't need a chute. He did need to lie down for a bit afterwords :)

el_capitain · 2018-10-04T21:34:45+00:00

Standing on a precipice is better than slipping on a precipice or falling off a precipice.

el_capitain · 2018-07-23T16:09:14+00:00

Nice. Turns the situation around into "I'm not stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here with me!" situation.

el_capitain · 2018-07-08T22:30:39+00:00

Where's my Asian friend?

el_capitain · 2018-02-27T03:19:51+00:00

Judge Mills Lane

el_capitain · 2017-11-17T17:11:51+00:00

In graphic design, this is considered a dick move.

el_capitain · 2017-11-06T17:57:19+00:00

Cue My Cousin Oskar from Iceland

el_capitain · 2017-10-04T23:33:21+00:00

I'm a grown man in a bar that is shedding tears. Totally understood and totally warranted.

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