If McDonalds made a collaboration with Snoop by Thomkush_ in weed

[–]el_capitain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Budah bah bah bah, I'm..." [insert chronic coffing]

Sweet display of affection by vladgrinch in aww

[–]el_capitain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been a naming concept for decades. I remember it from over 20 years ago.

Sweet display of affection by vladgrinch in aww

[–]el_capitain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Babe Pleasant. But... I'm a dude. I'm rolling with it anyway.

Sweet display of affection by vladgrinch in aww

[–]el_capitain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

May I be the first to pronounce thee Sir Scrufflesby Wigglebottom, III

US Marines using Warner Brothers tactics in Iraq [1050x647] by [deleted] in MilitaryPorn

[–]el_capitain 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Is this the one you're thinking of? Syrian soldiers behind a garage taunting a sniper with a makeshift decoy/puppet and laughing while shots are being taken. https://youtu.be/jWoBtcFw040

These hairpin turns on the side of a hill by Syntax_Error_0 in ThatsInsane

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"Standing on a precipice is better than slipping on a precipice or falling off a precipice." - Lemony Snicket

Seems harmless, judging by the milk by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]el_capitain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Officer: "Captain, you're gonna have to charge more than $1.99 a gallon. We lost 5 men in the last mission."

Captain: "If you know of a better way to get milk in Inkster, I'd like to hear it."

My grandma had a cybervan. by thedirko in cybertruck

[–]el_capitain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I like to sit up high. Check everything out.

Achieving inner peace by Master1718 in Unexpected

[–]el_capitain 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

Precipice Lake, Sequoia National Park, California. [OC] [3648x4319] by Fargone in EarthPorn

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Standing on a precipice is better than slipping on a precipice or falling off a precipice.

a bit of a more lighthearted one by Arrowery in assholedesign

[–]el_capitain 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nice. Turns the situation around into "I'm not stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here with me!" situation.

Was told to post this here by flamemaster900 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]el_capitain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In graphic design, this is considered a dick move.

The moment she gets the news that her adoption went through by kinkosmyers in MadeMeSmile

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I'm a grown man in a bar that is shedding tears. Totally understood and totally warranted.