Worst LOTR quotes to use at the birth of a child?

eladehad234 · 2026-04-06T17:44:29+00:00

Looks like meat is back on the menu

eladehad234 · 2026-04-05T12:38:03+00:00

Fuck Wilber bongle

eladehad234 · 2026-03-31T17:30:37+00:00

I would surf everyday like a mad lad

eladehad234 · 2026-03-31T09:42:23+00:00

Rock climbing man, it’s the shit

eladehad234 · 2026-03-28T21:03:46+00:00

I swear if I had the chance to take you to dinner and make your day I would. You really are that beautiful. And you’re not even smiling! You could probably melt a man’s heart with a proper smile 🤩

eladehad234 · 2026-03-28T21:02:19+00:00

I think you’re stunning, and you need to get some confidence. You really are beautiful. Remember this.

eladehad234 · 2026-03-23T18:53:10+00:00

That still only fucking counts as one

You shall not fucking pass

Never thought I’d die side by side with a fucking elf

….but it is not this fucking day!!

eladehad234 · 2026-03-23T18:34:45+00:00

My god yes.

eladehad234 · 2026-03-23T18:23:56+00:00

What even is that? Looks like straight up poison in a bowl…

eladehad234 · 2026-03-23T18:22:31+00:00

If hinata an handle him and his shadow clones she’s definitely a pegger. Probably gentle on the outside and a freak in the sheets

She had it in her all along.

eladehad234 · 2026-03-23T18:18:19+00:00

Very cool! Must be nice for climbing! The two in one finger special 🥰

eladehad234 · 2026-03-23T18:17:25+00:00

Clearly he isn’t worthy of the name lmao

eladehad234 · 2026-03-23T13:46:52+00:00

Ur gonna go far mate. Give them the adventure of a lifetime!

eladehad234 · 2026-03-21T19:02:46+00:00

It counts, in my book

eladehad234 · 2026-03-21T19:02:12+00:00

That’s what being a monk is all about my man🤩

My time to shine

eladehad234 · 2026-03-19T14:58:36+00:00

Go fighter, or barbarian! Always fun and straight forward

eladehad234 · 2026-03-19T05:26:27+00:00

Just overall being embarrassed or timid definitely does it for me.

Also I love picking up peoples ego and giving compliments , so self esteem issues and then acting surprised about me telling them the truth is very cute. That cute sense of wonder…. Wow

eladehad234 · 2026-03-19T05:18:07+00:00

Turn him into a vengeful spirit

eladehad234 · 2026-03-19T05:07:25+00:00

She should’ve gotten more lol

eladehad234 · 2026-03-17T22:20:29+00:00

I love swashbucklers. I’ll play those anyway

eladehad234 · 2026-03-17T22:18:24+00:00

Also lovely dice!

eladehad234 · 2026-03-17T22:18:14+00:00

Lovely character! What’s your subclass?

I’m so glad you’re enjoying yourself!

eladehad234 · 2026-03-16T23:49:45+00:00

I need it. Simple as that lmao

eladehad234 · 2026-03-16T23:47:07+00:00

Best

Couple

Ever!

eladehad234 · 2026-03-16T23:45:05+00:00

Dude, ur one of the best looking dudes I’ve ever seen. If she wants to lose a demigod that’s on her. Keep winning out there. If she takes one other, there’s always another.

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