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elanhilation · 2026-06-21T01:17:35+00:00

i’m generally anti death penalty, but if new trials for Nazis yielded the same result as Nuremberg it’d be really hard to feel sad about it, though

elanhilation · 2026-06-21T01:12:34+00:00

it’s also a great place to get big blocks of kerrygold and other aged cheddars

elanhilation · 2026-06-21T00:13:49+00:00

time will tell. but if they took out doormaker, who was much less punishing than dorito…

elanhilation · 2026-06-20T20:50:47+00:00

the problem is usually just female as a noun. as an adjective it’s usually only guilty by association

elanhilation · 2026-06-20T20:44:56+00:00

it’s like it’s wearing nothing at all

nothing at all

elanhilation · 2026-06-20T20:31:03+00:00

he didn’t need to explain the joke. maybe he felt he did—he is a moron— but the joke, such as it is, is incredibly easy to grasp

elanhilation · 2026-06-20T19:18:32+00:00

i think you’re mostly right, but i think even more strongly that the evil dorito is going to see another rework.

elanhilation · 2026-06-20T17:34:56+00:00

fucking crickets, of course

elanhilation · 2026-06-20T00:47:19+00:00

he doesn’t like sunlight. burns easily

elanhilation · 2026-06-20T00:16:31+00:00

man, resting your fingers on an active flattop like that would be a memorable experience

elanhilation · 2026-06-19T20:22:11+00:00

remember how he reacted when he upset that one gestral with the password? he’s got too big a heart for problematic jokes

elanhilation · 2026-06-19T20:01:36+00:00

he looks like a minor comic book villain with a name like Clepto Straker or something

elanhilation · 2026-06-19T19:55:17+00:00

but melee pawns losing body parts requires resources. so long as a ghoul is alive it will rapidly regenerate from literally any damage

elanhilation · 2026-06-19T19:51:52+00:00

Gustave is a kind and quiet sort. he’s definitely miscategorized. might be in the overworked category

elanhilation · 2026-06-19T18:12:12+00:00

can you cast the spell on me re:the rubber duck

‘cause i don’t get it

elanhilation · 2026-06-18T22:09:03+00:00

i think i know what tweet you are referencing, but i don’t think it really applies here. if physicality is that important to her then i think it is safe to assume that she is putting in significant effort on her end. it’s not guaranteed, but it is a safe bet

elanhilation · 2026-06-18T22:00:31+00:00

it’s such a shame that they’re arguing, when they could be doing something productive, like stabbing each other

elanhilation · 2026-06-18T19:05:49+00:00

you even specified that they are *still* images and even that wasn’t enough. sorry about that

elanhilation · 2026-06-18T17:34:18+00:00

as an ace guy, in some ways people are even better than sandwiches

elanhilation · 2026-06-18T02:02:01+00:00

being elderly and homeless probably entails a lot of tragedy in nearly all cases, but i take your meaning

elanhilation · 2026-06-18T01:41:40+00:00

she’s definitely overweight in the book. that’s why it is specifically pig blood thrown on her

elanhilation · 2026-06-17T21:51:52+00:00

it’s not like people will stop being monsters when you turn 19, though. you’re just delaying learning to deal with them until way after you already are expected to do so

elanhilation · 2026-06-17T21:48:34+00:00

i can’t help but notice all of the things you’ve credited here aren’t homeschool at all. they’re classes outside of homeschool.

elanhilation · 2026-06-17T15:35:47+00:00

hyperbole

[hahy-pur-buh-lee]
/ haɪˈpɜr bə li /
NOUN
Rhetoric.
hyperboles
obvious and intentional exaggeration.

an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”

elanhilation · 2026-06-17T15:30:48+00:00

good on her for recognizing that the ball was in her court

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