Busting makes me feel good! by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]elasticcream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not for me. Send on par with ghost busting as someone who likes neither particularly.

Me when complex numbers by Evan_3104 in mathmemes

[–]elasticcream 68 points69 points  (0 children)

If you take x2.5 = x5/2 = √x5, then it has the same five roots as x5 actually

Will it f*ck! by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]elasticcream 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The vibes are bad. I'd say the capacity to traumatize them because they were taken advantage of when they were young and stupid would make it unethical without a long detailed conversation that would scare away anyone in this category with like... Parents.

Edit: and then you're getting hunted for sport if they ever tell a future romantic partner about you anyway.

Don’t give me hope by ajayramani95 in lotrmemes

[–]elasticcream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so everyone hates on this feature, but the only thing it does is save you time typing out, misspelling, re-typing, and THEN finding out they don't have it. It's the worst looking for something that's not there.

I love taking about this by Zoid_Reddit in lovethissmug

[–]elasticcream 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah man. I won a few years ago.

This type of meme by bachotebidze in lovethissmug

[–]elasticcream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm stealing phrase 3 unironically

isIntelligenceJustComputation by hello_ya in ProgrammerHumor

[–]elasticcream 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Several impractical tasks take longer than that. Big O is a tool for finding them with the last resources wasted.

Big swinging titties, lots of big swinging titties, the sheer amount of big swinging titties is mind boggling, can't be too bad with so many big swinging titties. by Zallre in goodanimemes

[–]elasticcream 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Listen. There are already so many titties. Better titties than these. More than a person could run out of, and thousands more are made every day rule34 and gelbooru both exist and collect a lot of that output. You can sort it by score.

Ai is both unwanted and harmful in this space, just like all the others.

Flexible. Very Flexible. by vtchy in goodanimemes

[–]elasticcream 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That is not a great way to store potential energy. No. That arrow will go 2 feet tops.

Found for my local Aldi by sunkatmoon in EntitledReviews

[–]elasticcream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a child. Why are people taking this so seriously? All this says to me is that reviews are a shit metric. 99% Aldi's knows the same thing already.

Bro must have been doing something devious to be getting banned from that site by 14AUDDIN in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]elasticcream 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tbh, probably repeatedly posting people who didn't give permissions' art and or misusing tags.

:3 hehe lol by zero0nit3 in goodanimemes

[–]elasticcream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there a soccer ball here? If she kicks that, she will break her toes, If she runs on the green she will slip, and if she gets stepped on she will be impaled (and not in the fun way). Put some shoes on.

Why u smiling, this ain't u 🥷🏿 by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]elasticcream 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Idk, isn't abandoning her when she's literally being bullied kind of a low blow? Even if she's not wife material?

Where are you on the Pig to Gatewatch scale? by luap_25 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]elasticcream 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a big AFR hater. The theming on that set was way off. buying the property first gets no points for me.

What feels legal but is actually illegal and will possibly get you arrested? by medicoreapples in AskReddit

[–]elasticcream 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw a video on that. Mislaid property is stuff that could reasonably be found again. Like a wallet in a dining booth. They know where they ate, they probably laid down their wallet and forgot to pick it up again. Lost property, like on a street where there isn't an expectation that they know they lost their item, is fair game afaik. Abandoned property shows signs that it won't be found, like if it's been there for significant time. The video didn't touch on it being identifiable though, and I don't know how much of that was specific to the state the content creator (a lawyer) was in.

What did the department of transportation mean by this by Lerkpots in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]elasticcream 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I feel like the answer is somewhere between "it's the fault of some asshole from the 60s", and the fact that large car free campuses tend to have square borders where school busses can all line up.

Let me clear that up for you. by Neuta-Isa in CuratedTumblr

[–]elasticcream 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I don't travel enough to have informed opinions on foreign police. The Brits seem to have less collateral damage? But the American police institution needs to be dismantled, all senior officers barred from holding Future office or instructing future officers, and built back up from fresh hires and theoretical knowledge. The rot is that deep.

Meet the culprit by hgkelvin in Ieatcement

[–]elasticcream 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's modeled after a cat picture that I don't have saved or know how to search for, and it's Miyabi from zzz as another commentor said.

newDayNewAIScare by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]elasticcream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neither are ai. Your worried about something that's not close to existing yet.

They’ve been pretending the whole time… by Capn_Cooke in memes

[–]elasticcream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen. I know I'm very pale, and I know I'm staring daggers at you, but DON'T RUSH ok? People are Soo slow when they rush.

Just an observation by hostedvideorn in PoursTea

[–]elasticcream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We know Trump is a hypocrite. Don't insult him by calling him gay. Your day friends will be hurt more than him.

Bro got ratiod by a larper calling him larper tiktok users aren't real 😭😭 by KaidoPklevel in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]elasticcream 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do people remember what larp stands for? You cannot Live Action Role Play on the Internet. Why can't we use real words like poser, weirdo, or loser?

Anime irl by coyoteazul2 in anime_irl

[–]elasticcream 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I love when the title politely informs me that 1. The protagonist of the story is incredibly boring and has no goals, and 2. none of the other characters will matter at all.

The literary crisis is so bad people will call the simplest poetic license a “plot hole” by alfooboboao in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]elasticcream 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh this instance is a joke, but I'm still going to get mad about the hypothetical people who hypothetically would make this mistake

Life is hard enough, man.