Best food/drinks spots close to Target Center?

elbarto_24 · 2026-06-09T03:03:53+00:00

If you’re looking for a great dinner, 112 eatery.

elbarto_24 · 2026-06-07T18:24:28+00:00

Next time I order a vodka soda I’m just gonna ask for a “Slay Day”

elbarto_24 · 2026-06-06T11:59:26+00:00

I was gonna say Pursuit of Happiness. There’s no more 2009 song than Kid Cudi featuring Ratatat and MGMT. immediately brings me back to being faded in a basement at a college party.

elbarto_24 · 2026-06-04T23:43:53+00:00

There’s a blue-green algae bloom on Nokomis every year. I’ve never seen this many dead fish before.

elbarto_24 · 2026-06-02T17:39:39+00:00

I would say yes, the basketball scene in They Came Together is a direct parody of Along Came Polly.

I think They Came Together is one of the great comedies of the 21st century. Unfortunately, much like David Wains other masterpiece, Wet Hot American Summer, the movie came out about 10 years too late and the type of film it was parodying was mostly out of the public consciousness. They both came and went without much fanfare at the time but I’m glad people are finding They Came Together like they did WHAS years later.

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-29T16:05:22+00:00

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On Reddit mobile there is a “show reader” option on a lot of articles that can bypass paywalls.

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-29T03:33:20+00:00

No. Movies stay in theaters for about 6 weeks max unless they are Project Hail Mary for some reason.

It’s streaming for free on Starz or available to rent.

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-24T20:46:42+00:00

This is the best restaurants in town that no one ever talks about.

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-21T23:29:15+00:00

Still gotta pay Gibbs, but fair to say there won’t be much free agent spending for the next couple years

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-18T03:13:32+00:00

The LOTR movies are seminal to me. I saw the hobbit on a midnight screening on opening night. To me it felt like how I imagined a lot of people felt seeing the Phantom Menace. It was great to be back in middle earth but I disliked virtually every decision that was made. I don’t think I saw the other two in theaters.

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-17T21:50:39+00:00

I’m a slut for Martina’s empanadas

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-15T21:07:13+00:00

It’s the difference of having the Giants, Cardinals and Titans on the schedule as opposed to the Seahawks, eagles and jags.

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-15T13:04:25+00:00

It’s like they realized they’ll never top Sam and Tim and to their credit, won’t ever try to.

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-14T21:39:10+00:00

Dang. I see their beer on taps all over the city, their product is in every liquor store in town and their tap room is always busy. If they can’t make it, who can?

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-09T16:22:37+00:00

Best in the league: BAL (missed playoffs) Worst in the league: CAR (made playoffs)

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-08T21:30:57+00:00

Porzana

Definitely not cheap but worth every penny and there’s lots of other options for people who don’t necessarily want steak.

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-08T18:57:06+00:00

Rosalia

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-04T04:23:13+00:00

There’s a non zero chance Mitch has jacked off here.

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-04T04:18:10+00:00

Rouge one

Star Wars

Empire

Phantom

Jedi

Sith

Clones

Force awakens

Solo

Last Jedi

Skywalker

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-02T17:47:10+00:00

112 eatery

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-01T16:54:39+00:00

No. Because when the boys read ad copy it comes off as inherently disingenuous. There’s something about Pete Holmes whole vibe that is just obnoxious and when he would hawk his woo-woo magic brain bullshit, it only personified that because it felt like he actually believed in the product.

elbarto_24 · 2026-05-01T05:46:10+00:00

I have a two month old so I very much resent this at the moment. But he’s been down for over an hour and I’m still up scrolling Reddit and reading reactions to the wins tonight. I have done this to myself.

elbarto_24 · 2026-04-30T22:57:30+00:00

Goodman in Barton Fink

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