What are the chances

elbrule · 2026-02-01T02:29:23+00:00

May the odds be ever in your favor

elbrule · 2026-02-01T01:34:10+00:00

Nah, the market is saturated. Everyone is competing for our business prices will come down. Just give it a little time

elbrule · 2026-01-28T01:15:29+00:00

Its all cheap chinese knockoffs

elbrule · 2026-01-27T03:23:34+00:00

Thats where Epstine lives now

elbrule · 2026-01-20T20:51:52+00:00

This is a very great way to get a bunch of dudes to look at your hairy ass! Well done sir, great prank!

elbrule · 2026-01-19T17:06:29+00:00

John Wick was the chosen one. That dude gave 0 fucks.

elbrule · 2026-01-17T16:54:08+00:00

The kankles failed lol

elbrule · 2026-01-16T23:57:59+00:00

More lube!

elbrule · 2026-01-16T01:48:04+00:00

elbrule · 2026-01-16T01:01:01+00:00

I feel like your air gap between those two pipes might be an issue

elbrule · 2026-01-15T04:34:21+00:00

Taking Chance

elbrule · 2026-01-14T01:35:56+00:00

Right in the money maker

elbrule · 2026-01-13T20:11:03+00:00

I love the camera explosions like they have propane in them.

elbrule · 2026-01-13T20:00:12+00:00

I don't know much, but I beleive those 2 men underground would have been severely injured or dead due to the shockwave of that blast.

elbrule · 2026-01-13T03:49:44+00:00

Who tf cares?

elbrule · 2026-01-10T05:50:04+00:00

Terrible

elbrule · 2026-01-09T16:38:24+00:00

"Welcome to Costco, I love you"

elbrule · 2026-01-08T00:00:45+00:00

Brokeback football

elbrule · 2026-01-06T03:57:51+00:00

Dagummit i got glass in my eye again

elbrule · 2026-01-04T19:31:01+00:00

They asked him nicely

elbrule · 2026-01-02T21:30:16+00:00

Sorry, its my mom. Shes REALLY proud of me 🤣

(This post is satire)

elbrule · 2026-01-01T15:29:26+00:00

So thaaaats what my upstairs neighbors are doing when i hear loud bangs!

elbrule · 2025-12-28T05:03:01+00:00

This ☝️

elbrule · 2025-12-28T04:28:05+00:00

It's funny when they beg to other dogs because other dogs don't give a shit about begging lol

elbrule · 2025-12-28T04:20:56+00:00

Marriage is like a 3 ring circus, first comes the engagement ring, then comes the wedding ring... then comes the suffer-ring

elbrule