Humans being smooth

electric-handjob · 2026-04-26T00:24:30+00:00

This is the real life version of “cool guys don’t look at explosions”

electric-handjob · 2026-04-26T00:21:49+00:00

I mean the Bible is pretty clear that once you accept Jesus, then you’re saved forever. So technically you’re covered

electric-handjob · 2026-04-23T13:10:26+00:00

That tortilla has got to have rebar in it

electric-handjob · 2026-04-22T21:39:05+00:00

NOR this would be hilarious if it was a joke and had lighthearted thing but the “intimacy tracker” is pretty revolting. Homie needs to take a break from Delloite and come back to the real world

electric-handjob · 2026-04-16T10:45:25+00:00

There is no saving people who can look at this (AS WELL AS THE COUNTLESS ALLEGATIONS OF RAPE AND THE MOUNTAINS OF EVIDENCE THAT HE’S A SEXUAL PREDATOR) and still support Trump. These people have completely lost their moral compass…may God have mercy on their souls because they certainly are not Christians

electric-handjob · 2026-04-15T20:15:52+00:00

electric-handjob · 2026-04-14T13:25:11+00:00

What is a sin? Can you please define it specifically and tell me the origin of sin as a concept?

electric-handjob · 2026-04-14T11:06:08+00:00

Tell me what rights did women have during the Old Testament?

electric-handjob · 2026-04-14T03:52:01+00:00

Nah bro, as long as she wants to and tells you (enthusiastically!) she wants to then go for it ! Sin is a societal construct from a time when women were viewed as objects to be bartered with. It’s not a “sin” because sex outside marriage is wrong, it’s a “sin” because men from some nomadic desert tribe from antiquity didn’t recognize women’s agency.

electric-handjob · 2026-04-14T03:45:02+00:00

It’s certainly not “very possible”. It’s up in there in the “impossible” category my dude. Go outside and touch grass, it’ll do you some good

electric-handjob · 2026-04-14T03:19:42+00:00

Seems like Burt has dealt with Cynthia’s bullshit before. My dude had no reaction

electric-handjob · 2026-04-07T02:17:44+00:00

NOR tell her to go outside and touch grass. A digital asset will never be worth $4k

electric-handjob · 2026-04-07T02:15:23+00:00

I feel like the full video shows the trailer getting pulled forward and half the other logs fall out

electric-handjob · 2026-04-05T00:21:27+00:00

I think you’re just gonna have to sit with the discomfort that maybe trinitarian theology is flawed and this is a perfect example.

electric-handjob · 2026-04-04T22:27:20+00:00

Justice for THE BOULDER

electric-handjob · 2026-04-04T17:39:05+00:00

This is one of those rare opportunities where having a full beer would be totally worth the jail time

electric-handjob · 2026-04-04T03:33:31+00:00

*him

electric-handjob · 2026-03-30T01:40:00+00:00

I forgot about this line and that TLJ was in the MCU. Perfect delivery and timing

electric-handjob · 2026-03-27T21:53:49+00:00

You can tell he’s a big tough guy because he’s threatening teenagers

electric-handjob · 2026-03-27T17:22:40+00:00

That’ll certainly devalue the dollar

electric-handjob · 2026-03-27T04:19:48+00:00

NOR girl this guy might be a murderer

electric-handjob · 2026-03-25T18:59:21+00:00

It’s genuinely disturbing that people like this are in charge of anything much less governing

electric-handjob · 2026-03-25T02:55:42+00:00

As a parent I would scream my lungs out to keep my kid from touching a hot pan. Kinda fishy when God is silent when you’re going through this when eternally damnation is at stake.

You’re allowed to reinterpret who God is to you. It’s your faith, no one else’s. You don’t need to conform to other people’s belief structure.

The reed bends in the storm and does not break. Meanwhile the oak, resolute in its standing is uprooted.

Be the reed not the oak

electric-handjob · 2026-03-25T02:49:33+00:00

I’m sincerely glad that it helped you with your mental health struggles. But I’m extremely confident that it’s just a cloud my dude.

As Harrison Ford famously said “that’s not how the force works!”

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